Wow, it took me a while since my last update, but anyway, they're BACK! And now, Ozai and Ursa are here too! And yup- the title says it all...
Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar, its characters or instant messenger.
Aang - AvatarDude
Katara - WaterGirl
Sokka - SwordSkillz
Suki - KyoshiWarrior
Zuko - MrFireLord
Azula - BlueFire
Ty Lee - THECircusFreak
Mai - ShurikenChick
Iroh - JasmineTeaRox
Toph - ToughToph
Haru - EarthB3nder
NEW! Ozai - PheonixKing
NEW! Ursa - FireMom
Chapter 4: Mommy!
MrFireLord and BlueFire have signed in :)
MrFireLord: Oh --...
BlueFire: Oh shut up --
MrFireLord: What?! I am not gay!
BlueFire: Yeah right
MrFireLord: Yeah, I'm right!
BlueFire: Prove it
MrFireLord: I have a girlfriend
BlueFire: Sure
MrFireLord: Yes, I do!
BlueFire: Really?
MrFireLord: Really
BlueFire: Who is it? Is it that waterbender? (A/N: Hey! Check it out- that's Zutara implication right there! ;D)
MrFireLord: Yes
MrFireLord: WAIT! NO!
BlueFire: Then who?
MrFireLord: Mai, you --!
BlueFire: ...
BlueFire: Oh...
MrFireLord: Ha
BlueFire: Whatever
FireMom and PheonixKing have signed in :)
FireMom: Hello, Azula, Zuko
BlueFire: Uh, who are you?
FireMom: You...don't know?
PheonixKing: No...lemme guess
PheonixKing: ...
PheonixKing: ...
PheonixKing: I got it!
PheonixKing: The Painted Lady?
BlueFire: That what?!
PheonixKing: The Painted Lady! Ever heard of her before?
MrFireLord: Eh...no
PheonixKing: Oh...okay let's see uh...
SwordSkillz and AvatarDude have signed in :)
SwordSkillz: Hi people
BlueFire: Peasant
SwordSkillz: What? I am so not a peasant!
BlueFire: Yes. You. Are.
SwordSkillz: No! The Avatar's my friend!
AvatarDude: Please don't drag me into this, Sokka...
SwordSkillz: Sure thing.
BlueFire: He's your friend, but you're still a peasant
FireMom: Azula, be nice
BlueFire: And who are you to tell me that?
FireMom: Why don't you take a guess, Azula...
BlueFire: HOW do you even know my name?!
FireMom: Just guess
MrFireLord: Katara?!
FireMom: Nope
MrFireLord: Oh, because normally, she's the one who nags us all
AvatarDude: Hey!
MrFireLord: Well it's true
AvatarDude: Yeah...you have a point there...
BlueFire: I got it! It's Lo!
FireMom: No
BlueFire: Li?
FireMom: No
BlueFire: ...I give up...
SwordSkillz: No! I know who it is!
SwordSkillz: It's SUKI!
AvatarDude: I though Suki's screenname was KyoshiWarrior?
SwordSkillz: Oh yeah...
ToughToph and WaterGirl have signed in :)
WaterGirl: Hey people
AvatarDude: Hey Katara
WaterGirl: What's going on here?
PheonixKing: We're trying to find out who is this 'FireMom' person. I don't even know her!
FireMom: You don't...Ozai?
PheonixKing: She knows who I am!
PheonixKing: AH!
PheonixKing: AH!
PheonixKing: AH!
PheonixKing: AH!
BlueFire: Dad, shut up
PheonixKing: Kay...p
FireMom: Still don't know?
ToughToph: I do
FireMom: You know?
ToughtToph: Yes, but I want at everyone to guess at least once
FireMom: Sounds fair
ToughToph: Yup, so who else wants to guess?
ShurikenChick and THECircusFreak have signed in :)
THECircusFreak: HI EVERYBODY!
ShurikenChick: Calm down, Ty Lee...
FireMom: Hey, it's Mai and Ty Lee!
ShurikenChick: Ya, um who's that?
MrFireLord: She said she'd tell us once everyone guesses at least once
ShurikenChick: Right
ToughToph: You guys are SO clueless! How can you not see it's...
ToughToph: Ya, tell ya later...
WaterGirl: I got it! It's clearly The Painted Lady!
PheonixKing: I said that just earlier
WaterGirl: Oh, you did?
PheonixKing: Uh huh...
JasmineTeaRox has signed in :)
JasmineTeaRox: Um...hello
MrFireLord: Uncle, please say you know who this 'FireMom' is!
JasmineTeaRox: Okay...I know who this 'FireMom' is.
FireMom: You do?
JasmineTeaRox: Well uh...no
FireMom: ??
JasmineTeaRox: Zuko told me to say so...
THECircusFreak: I think it's...Mai!
ShurikenChick: What? I'm right here!
THECircusFreak: Oh, well I thought...you know...
ShurikenChick: What?
THECircusFreak: Since you're from the fire nation, and maybe you and Zuko have...
ShurikenChick: WHAT?!
MrFireLord: WHAT?!
ShurikenChick: You realize I am only 16!!
MrFireLord: Yes, and I'm only 17!
JasmineTeaRox: You are?
MrFireLord: Yes!
JasmineTeaRox: Oh, I thought you were only like...15
MrFireLord: ?!
THECircusFreak: Yeah...but still
ShurikenChick: Just shut up, Ty Lee
BlueFire: HAHA! That was classic! It's kinda hard to imagine Zuko doing that kind of stuff
FireMom: Heh...the thought of Zuko and Mai...doing stuff...that's just...
WaterGirl: HILARIOUS!
SwordSkillz: Ha! Yeah...
KyoshiWarrior: EW! But still funny...
AvatarDude: Yup
MrFireLord: HEY!
ShurikenChick: This is SO wrong...
MrFireLord: Ya. But you know...
ShurikenChick: Zuko...just a couple more years, kay?
MrFireLord: Alright...but are you sure?
ShurikenChick: Zuko!
MrFireLord: Ya, I'm just kidding
ShurikenChick: Good...
ToughToph: HAHAHA! HAHA! HA! HAHAHA!
KyoshiWarrior: HAHAHA! Yeah...
JasmineTeaRox: Now that we got Zuko and inappropriateness out of the way, can this 'FireMom' tell us who she is?
FireMom: I thought Toph was going to do it
ToughToph: Sure
ToughToph: Now, obviously she's from the fire nation
MrFireLord: Kay...
ToughToph: She knows who everyone is
BlueFire: Okay
ToughToph: And the last part of her screen name is Mom
THECircusFreak: Yes...
ToughToph: It's clearly Fire Lady Ursa
FireMom: Thank you
SwordSkillz: What? That can't be right!
FireMom: What do you mean, she's right
SwordSkillz: YES! That's it! Toph is right!
ToughToph: Got a problem with that, snoozles?
SwordSkillz: Well, yes
ToughToph: And that is?
SwordSkillz: I could have guessed that! Which proves she's...smarter than me!
WaterGir: Yes, Sokka. And isn't a tree branch smarter than you too?
SwordSkillz: Huh?
WaterGirl: Remember yesterday with the whole tree branch incident?
SwordSkillz: Oh yeah...that was Aang's fault!
AvatarDude: Heh...yeah it kinda was. But that branch was still clearly smarter than you
SwordSkillz: Hey! I have my moments...
KyoshiWarrior: Which is...everytime?
SwordSkillz: Suki!
KyoshiWarrior: :D Just kidding, Sokka. Don't get all upset again.
PheonixKing: URSA?!
FireMom: Yep
MrFireLord: MOM?!
FireMom: Yes
BlueFire: MOMMY!
FireMom: Ya
MrFireLord: Heh...did you just call mom...mommy?
BlueFire: Yes, got a problem?
MrFireLord: HAHAHAHA!
BlueFire: I'm pretty sure you call her mommy every time
MrFireLord: I do not, right mommy?
MrFireLord: --
BlueFire: HAHA!
BlueFire: See, I don't know why I take the time to embarrass you...you're already so good at it yourself
MrFireLord: Oh shut up
FireMom: Ya, just like old times...I missed everybody
PheonixKing: Even me?
FireMom: Ya sure, why not
SwordSkillz: Now that we got this whole thing figured out, who wants to get lunch?
WaterGirl: Sokka, you always think about food...
SwordSkillz: Yeah, so?
WaterGirl: ...
WaterGirl: Good point, I wanna eat!
WaterGirl and SwordSkillz have logged off :(
AvatarDude and KyoshiWarrior have logged off :(
ToughToph: Me too!
ToughToph has logged off :(
THECircusFreak: Hahaha...
ShurikenChick: What?
THECircusFreak: You know...you and Zuko...
MrFireLord: Just let that go!
THECircusFreak: No...
ShurikenChick: Whatever
ShurikenChick and MrFireLord have logged off :(
FireMom and PheonixKing have logged off :(
THECircusFreak: Sooo...
JasmineTeaRox: Soo...
THECircusFreak: You wanna follow?
JasmineTeaRox: Sure why not
JasmineTeaRox and THECircusFreak have logged off :(
IM has turned off
Ya, this was really fun to write ;) Tell me what you think!
-Black5Belt
