Wow, it took me a while since my last update, but anyway, they're BACK! And now, Ozai and Ursa are here too! And yup- the title says it all...
Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar, its characters or instant messenger.

Aang - AvatarDude
Katara - WaterGirl
Sokka - SwordSkillz
Suki - KyoshiWarrior
Zuko - MrFireLord
Azula - BlueFire
Ty Lee - THECircusFreak
Mai - ShurikenChick
Iroh - JasmineTeaRox
Toph - ToughToph
Haru - EarthB3nder
NEW! Ozai - PheonixKing
NEW! Ursa - FireMom


Chapter 4: Mommy!

MrFireLord and BlueFire have signed in :)

MrFireLord: Oh --...

BlueFire: Oh shut up --

MrFireLord: What?! I am not gay!

BlueFire: Yeah right

MrFireLord: Yeah, I'm right!

BlueFire: Prove it

MrFireLord: I have a girlfriend

BlueFire: Sure

MrFireLord: Yes, I do!

BlueFire: Really?

MrFireLord: Really

BlueFire: Who is it? Is it that waterbender? (A/N: Hey! Check it out- that's Zutara implication right there! ;D)

MrFireLord: Yes

MrFireLord: WAIT! NO!

BlueFire: Then who?

MrFireLord: Mai, you --!

BlueFire: ...

BlueFire: Oh...

MrFireLord: Ha

BlueFire: Whatever

FireMom and PheonixKing have signed in :)

FireMom: Hello, Azula, Zuko

BlueFire: Uh, who are you?

FireMom: You...don't know?

PheonixKing: No...lemme guess

PheonixKing: ...

PheonixKing: ...

PheonixKing: I got it!

PheonixKing: The Painted Lady?

BlueFire: That what?!

PheonixKing: The Painted Lady! Ever heard of her before?

MrFireLord: Eh...no

PheonixKing: Oh...okay let's see uh...

SwordSkillz and AvatarDude have signed in :)

SwordSkillz: Hi people

BlueFire: Peasant

SwordSkillz: What? I am so not a peasant!

BlueFire: Yes. You. Are.

SwordSkillz: No! The Avatar's my friend!

AvatarDude: Please don't drag me into this, Sokka...

SwordSkillz: Sure thing.

BlueFire: He's your friend, but you're still a peasant

FireMom: Azula, be nice

BlueFire: And who are you to tell me that?

FireMom: Why don't you take a guess, Azula...

BlueFire: HOW do you even know my name?!

FireMom: Just guess

MrFireLord: Katara?!

FireMom: Nope

MrFireLord: Oh, because normally, she's the one who nags us all

AvatarDude: Hey!

MrFireLord: Well it's true

AvatarDude: Yeah...you have a point there...

BlueFire: I got it! It's Lo!

FireMom: No

BlueFire: Li?

FireMom: No

BlueFire: ...I give up...

SwordSkillz: No! I know who it is!

SwordSkillz: It's SUKI!

AvatarDude: I though Suki's screenname was KyoshiWarrior?

SwordSkillz: Oh yeah...

ToughToph and WaterGirl have signed in :)

WaterGirl: Hey people

AvatarDude: Hey Katara

WaterGirl: What's going on here?

PheonixKing: We're trying to find out who is this 'FireMom' person. I don't even know her!

FireMom: You don't...Ozai?

PheonixKing: She knows who I am!

PheonixKing: AH!

PheonixKing: AH!

PheonixKing: AH!

PheonixKing: AH!

BlueFire: Dad, shut up

PheonixKing: Kay...p

FireMom: Still don't know?

ToughToph: I do

FireMom: You know?

ToughtToph: Yes, but I want at everyone to guess at least once

FireMom: Sounds fair

ToughToph: Yup, so who else wants to guess?

ShurikenChick and THECircusFreak have signed in :)

THECircusFreak: HI EVERYBODY!

ShurikenChick: Calm down, Ty Lee...

FireMom: Hey, it's Mai and Ty Lee!

ShurikenChick: Ya, um who's that?

MrFireLord: She said she'd tell us once everyone guesses at least once

ShurikenChick: Right

ToughToph: You guys are SO clueless! How can you not see it's...

ToughToph: Ya, tell ya later...

WaterGirl: I got it! It's clearly The Painted Lady!

PheonixKing: I said that just earlier

WaterGirl: Oh, you did?

PheonixKing: Uh huh...

JasmineTeaRox has signed in :)

JasmineTeaRox: Um...hello

MrFireLord: Uncle, please say you know who this 'FireMom' is!

JasmineTeaRox: Okay...I know who this 'FireMom' is.

FireMom: You do?

JasmineTeaRox: Well uh...no

FireMom: ??

JasmineTeaRox: Zuko told me to say so...

THECircusFreak: I think it's...Mai!

ShurikenChick: What? I'm right here!

THECircusFreak: Oh, well I thought...you know...

ShurikenChick: What?

THECircusFreak: Since you're from the fire nation, and maybe you and Zuko have...

ShurikenChick: WHAT?!

MrFireLord: WHAT?!

ShurikenChick: You realize I am only 16!!

MrFireLord: Yes, and I'm only 17!

JasmineTeaRox: You are?

MrFireLord: Yes!

JasmineTeaRox: Oh, I thought you were only like...15

MrFireLord: ?!

THECircusFreak: Yeah...but still

ShurikenChick: Just shut up, Ty Lee

BlueFire: HAHA! That was classic! It's kinda hard to imagine Zuko doing that kind of stuff

FireMom: Heh...the thought of Zuko and Mai...doing stuff...that's just...

WaterGirl: HILARIOUS!

SwordSkillz: Ha! Yeah...

KyoshiWarrior: EW! But still funny...

AvatarDude: Yup

MrFireLord: HEY!

ShurikenChick: This is SO wrong...

MrFireLord: Ya. But you know...

ShurikenChick: Zuko...just a couple more years, kay?

MrFireLord: Alright...but are you sure?

ShurikenChick: Zuko!

MrFireLord: Ya, I'm just kidding

ShurikenChick: Good...

ToughToph: HAHAHA! HAHA! HA! HAHAHA!

KyoshiWarrior: HAHAHA! Yeah...

JasmineTeaRox: Now that we got Zuko and inappropriateness out of the way, can this 'FireMom' tell us who she is?

FireMom: I thought Toph was going to do it

ToughToph: Sure

ToughToph: Now, obviously she's from the fire nation

MrFireLord: Kay...

ToughToph: She knows who everyone is

BlueFire: Okay

ToughToph: And the last part of her screen name is Mom

THECircusFreak: Yes...

ToughToph: It's clearly Fire Lady Ursa

FireMom: Thank you

SwordSkillz: What? That can't be right!

FireMom: What do you mean, she's right

SwordSkillz: YES! That's it! Toph is right!

ToughToph: Got a problem with that, snoozles?

SwordSkillz: Well, yes

ToughToph: And that is?

SwordSkillz: I could have guessed that! Which proves she's...smarter than me!

WaterGir: Yes, Sokka. And isn't a tree branch smarter than you too?

SwordSkillz: Huh?

WaterGirl: Remember yesterday with the whole tree branch incident?

SwordSkillz: Oh yeah...that was Aang's fault!

AvatarDude: Heh...yeah it kinda was. But that branch was still clearly smarter than you

SwordSkillz: Hey! I have my moments...

KyoshiWarrior: Which is...everytime?

SwordSkillz: Suki!

KyoshiWarrior: :D Just kidding, Sokka. Don't get all upset again.

PheonixKing: URSA?!

FireMom: Yep

MrFireLord: MOM?!

FireMom: Yes

BlueFire: MOMMY!

FireMom: Ya

MrFireLord: Heh...did you just call mom...mommy?

BlueFire: Yes, got a problem?

MrFireLord: HAHAHAHA!

BlueFire: I'm pretty sure you call her mommy every time

MrFireLord: I do not, right mommy?

MrFireLord: --

BlueFire: HAHA!

BlueFire: See, I don't know why I take the time to embarrass you...you're already so good at it yourself

MrFireLord: Oh shut up

FireMom: Ya, just like old times...I missed everybody

PheonixKing: Even me?

FireMom: Ya sure, why not

SwordSkillz: Now that we got this whole thing figured out, who wants to get lunch?

WaterGirl: Sokka, you always think about food...

SwordSkillz: Yeah, so?

WaterGirl: ...

WaterGirl: Good point, I wanna eat!

WaterGirl and SwordSkillz have logged off :(

AvatarDude and KyoshiWarrior have logged off :(

ToughToph: Me too!

ToughToph has logged off :(

THECircusFreak: Hahaha...

ShurikenChick: What?

THECircusFreak: You know...you and Zuko...

MrFireLord: Just let that go!

THECircusFreak: No...

ShurikenChick: Whatever

ShurikenChick and MrFireLord have logged off :(

FireMom and PheonixKing have logged off :(

THECircusFreak: Sooo...

JasmineTeaRox: Soo...

THECircusFreak: You wanna follow?

JasmineTeaRox: Sure why not

JasmineTeaRox and THECircusFreak have logged off :(

IM has turned off


Ya, this was really fun to write ;) Tell me what you think!

-Black5Belt