Hi everyone! Here's the next chapter of AIM: Avatar Instant Messenger!

By the way, I got an anonymous review from ViolotQ (I couldn't reply so I'm just saying it here :P) and I know in the series, Zuko and Sokka are only 16, and I said here, they're 17. But if you also saw in one of the previous chapters, Aang was said to be 13. So what I'm saying is, this story is set a year after the series. AND! Yeah, I'm adding Teo! But he might be one of the last ppl I add because the cast is getting a little long, and it's not easy keeping track...

Aang - AvatarDude
Katara - WaterGirl
Sokka - SwordSkillz
Suki - KyoshiWarrior
Zuko - MrFireLord
Azula - BlueFire
Ty Lee - THECircusFreak
Mai - ShurikenChick
Iroh - JasmineTeaRox
Toph - ToughToph
Ozai - PheonixKing
Ursa - FireMom
NEW! Teo - SpiritFlyer

Uh, it took me a while to think up Teo's name. But I got help! Anyway, here it is!


Chapter 5: Idiots

AvatarDude, SwordSkillz, and MrFireLord have all signed in :)

SwordSkillz: Hey people!

AvatarDude: Hey Sokka

MrFireLord: Uh

SwordSkillz: Oh no...

AvatarDude: What?!

SwordSkillz: Zuko's losing his intelligence!

SwordSkillz: It happens slowly...

SwordSkillz: Until he goes...

AvatarDude: Dun dun dun...

SwordSkillz: STUPID!!

MrFireLord: What?!

MrFireLord: Whatever the heck you just said...that's not true!

MrFireLord: That's probably what happened to you

SwordSkillz: Excuse me?

AvatarDude: HAHA! That was a good one... :D

MrFireLord: Yeah, you're probably the stupid one

SwordSkillz: No! It's...Aang!

AvatarDude: Hey!!

WaterGirl, ShurikenChick, and KyoshiWarrior have all signed in :)

AvatarDude: Tell them, Katara!

WaterGirl: Huh? Am I uh...missing something here?

ShurikenChick: Pff...

AvatarDude: Which one of us is NOT an idiot?

MrFireLord: WHAT? That's not fair!

SwordSkillz: Yeah, she's your girlfriend. Of course she won't say you are!

KyoshiWarrior: Um...

AvatarDude: Answer the question, Katara!

WaterGirl: Hmmm...I would say you, Aang

MrFireLord: SEE?!

SwordSkillz: AH!

SwordSkillz: Suki, which one of us is NOT the idiot?

KyoshiWarrior: Oh, you're not an idiot, Sokka

SwordSkillz: HA!

AvatarDude: No way! She's your girlfriend!

SwordSkillz: So? It was an advantage, so I used it

MrFireLord: Mai, do you have a say in this?

ShurikenChick: I don't know...you are the Fire Lord, so I don't think you're an idiot

FireMom and PheonixKing have signed in :)

FireMom: Are we talking about...

MrFireLord: Yes

FireMom: Well, I'd have to say Ozai here isn't very much of an idiot. I mean, he's controlling, weird, and everything in between- but he's not an idiot

PheonixKing: Thank you

AvatarDude: Hey! I'm not the idiot, right Katara?

WaterGirl: Yeah

SwordSkillz: No! I'm not the idiot! Right Suki?

KyoshiWarrior: Right...

MrFireLord: What? I'm not the idiot- right Mai?

ShurikenChick: Sure

JasmineTeaRox has signed in :)

JasmineTeaRox: Hey! I heard we're talking about who's an idiot!

PheonixKing: Yeah. So...who's not the idiot?

JasmineTeaRox: Well

MrFireLord: Honestly, uncle

FireMom: Yes

JasmineTeaRox: ...

JasmineTeaRox: ...

JasmineTeaRox: ...

JasmineTeaRox: I would have to say...

AvatarDude: ?

JasmineTeaRox: Me

MrFireLord: What?!

PheonixKing: No way!!

JasmineTeaRox: Yes, I'm not an idiot. Now if you will excuse me, I have a tea shop to attend to

JasmineTeaRox has logged off :(

MrFireLord: Well that was a rip-off

SwordSkillz: Yeah

ToughToph and BlueFire have signed in :)

BlueFire: Zuko's an idiot...

AvatarDude: Told ya! -high five-

PheonixKing: Yeah! -high five-

MrFireLord: WHAT?!

BlueFire: You're an idiot! You left your boxers in the shower!

MrFireLord: So? You leave your bras in there!

BlueFire: Touche

SwordSkillz: Toph, which one of us guys is an idiot?

AvatarDude: Me, right?

MrFireLord: No, me!

ToughToph: Okay first off- I don't know why you guys would waste your time arguing who's an idiot and who's not.

ToughToph: Second, why limit it to guys?

ToughToph: Third, I think Teo's not an idiot

MrFireLord: Who the what now?

ToughToph: Teo- he's clearly not an idiot

WaterGirl: Oh yeah! Him!

AvatarDudeL Oh yeah...him...

SwordSkillz: Where is he anyway?

SpiritFlyer has signed in :)

SwordSkillz: Wow, some coincidence...

SpiritFlyer: Hey Sokka- what is this?

WaterGirl: Chat room, AIM, instant messenger, whatever you wanna call it

SpiritFlyer: Oh, I thought it was www. shop'tillyoudrop. com

PheonixKing: Oh yeah!

SwordSkillz: Yeah!

AvatarDude: Love that site!

MrFireLord: Me too!

ShurikenChick: Are all guys this dense?

FireMom: Yes

BlueFire: Kinda

WaterGirl: The way I see it...most

KyoshiWarrior: Yeah

ToughToph: Definitely...so wanna get lunch? JUST US GIRLS?

BlueFire: Even me?

WaterGirl: Sure

KyoshiWarrior: Kay

MrFireLord: Hey!

ShurikenChick: Oh you know we love you guys- but sometimes we need GIRL TIME

ToughToph: Yeah, unless you wanna put on a skirt, a wig, and some fake boobs and come along- then sure

KyoshiWarrior: I've gotten Sokka to do that before

ToughToph: SERIOUSLY?!

KyoshiWarrior: Yeah- kinda. I have pictures

MrFireLord: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

AvatarDude: Oh yeah! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

SpiritFlyer: Sokka?! HAHA!

SwordSkillz: Shut up

ToughToph: HAHAHA! I'll pay you 1,000 for a picture of Sokka as a GIRL!

KyoshiWarrior: Keep the money, I'll give you the pictures anyway ;)

SwordSkillz: Suki!

KyoshiWarrior: Come on, let's go!

KyoshiWarrior, BlueFire, WaterGirl, ToughToph, ShurikenChick, and FireMom have all logged off :(

SwordSkillz: Not. A. Word.

AvatarDude: Sure...

PheonixKing: Hey uh... you guys wanna get lunch too?

SpiritFlyer: Sure

AvatarDude: Yeah

SwordSkillz: Kay, let's go

SwordSkillz, SpiritFlyer, AvatarDude, PheonixKing, and MrFireLord have all logged off :(

IM has turned off


Hope y'all liked it! My pinky BURNS!! AH! It's on FIRE!!

Anyway, just like my other story, there's a SUPER HILLARIOUS LOL TREAT FOR ZUKO-LOVERS available if you review! It's so funny XD, all you have to do is press that purple-ish button down there and start typing! In return, you get the treat!

Fore real- I'll reply with the link. :D

-Black5Belt