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Heheheh. I had a monster so I am like up at 4:32 a.m. typing. YAY! Warning: Lots of Sakura bashing in this chapter.
Erin: Since Itachi chased Kakashi off for the time being, Deidara will say the disclaimer!
Deidara: Erin doesn't own Inuyasha or Naruto, only Tiggy, un.
Erin: That is soo cute Deidara!
Deidara: What is, un?
Erin: Nothing.
Deidara: Your weird, un.
Erin: So?
The moon was half way up to center of the sky; most of the group was sleeping peacefully except two. Sasuke, who was keeping watch up in a tree, was starting to drift off to sleep when his target arose. He quietly got ready to attack when something stopped him.
Curiosity. What was she gonna do run? Attack? She slithered in a bush toward the direction of the moon. He followed trying not make to much noise in the progress. After about five long and slow minutes which seem like hours to Sasuke, Tiggy had finally came to a small pond where the moon was reflecting onto the water.
She slowly enters as a symbol on her forehead began glowing brighter, and brighter. And when she is completely underwater for so many minutes, Sasuke realized something. She might be commenting suicide! "Oh shit!" he thought as he started to get down from the tree he was positioned in.
That's when Tiggy came back up, breathing heavily, she was once again human/demon. As she waded back out of the water, Sasuke hid behind the tree getting ready for anything to happen.
She was dripping wet and cold but she made it back to the camp and went to the tree which was furthest away from the group but was still in eye range. She jumped to the second lowest branch and doze off.
Sasuke went back to his perch and continued to stare at the female till his shift was over.
-Skipping to next morning-
Kagome was the first to wake up; her eyes went toward where Tiggy fell asleep the first time to see that she wasn't there. Kagome frantically searched for the cub, but to no avail. That's when she saw a leg dangle from a tree away from the camp. Curious, she went toward it, not even thinking about it being a trap, and looked up for its owner to see Tiggy in her human/demon form again, snoring very loudly.
The rest of the group –not including Tiggy- woke up as the morning went on. They ate breakfast quietly; they shared with Kagome and Kirara who didn't have anything to eat.
Not really bothering to wake or feed Tiggy. They were about to head out, when Kakashi reminded them that they have to take Tiggy, to interrogate later. Sasuke "Hned" like usual, Sakura huffed, Kagome smiled, Kirara mewed, and Naruto blushed thinking about the kiss that happen a day ago.
Kakashi went back to his porno as he told the group that one of them had to wake her up. Neither of them wanted to anger the demon and have to feel her wrath.
"Why can't you do it Kakashi- sensei? Naruto whined. Kakashi was to put a lame excuse when Sasuke answered for him. "Because he can't, he is too scared to wake the thing up." "That's not true." Kakashi defended. "Then why not?" Naruto went on. Kakashi was at a lost. "Okay, I'll do it but you guys will have extra training when we get back to the village."
Kakashi walked straight to the tree where Tiggy was sleeping and stopped. "What the hell did I get myself into?" he ponders. He kicked the tree hard and within a spilt second Tiggy comes crashing down. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?" She roar/cried out. Kakashi gulped, he was in deep shit now.
-CENSORED for violence-
Tiggy was grumbling about something, while Kakashi limped after the group who going a little fast for him.
This was deadly boring for Tiggy, walk, walk, walk and nothing was happening! She needs excitement and quick. Then a light bulb appeared above Tiggy, mischief glinted in her eyes.
She stopped and did a few hand signs. Kakashi took a kunai out and begin getting ready to battle again, even in his injured condition. The group turned, to see what all the commotion is about, just in time to see Tiggy a cub again. Kakashi put his weapon back to its original place and continued.
A few minutes later, Tiggy stopped and waited, while group continued on not even worrying, till there was a couple of meters from her to Sasuke. Then with a burst of speed she took off and leaped into the air, to land on Sasuke's shoulder.
This threw him off guard; he turned his head to see a pair of dark blue eyes staring into his own. He tensed, then he realized who is it and was about to chunk her into the next tree. While he was coming out of his thoughts he felt something like sand paper licking his cheek (face you perverts) , he turn again and like the other time a pair of dark blue eyes stared into his own, but this time before he turned back around, she licked his nose.
And everyone saw this. Kagome giggled, Sakura was fuming, Naruto was jealous or bragging that he got a kiss not a lick, Kakashi paid no heed, Tiggy wrapped her tail around Sasuke's neck, and Kirara seemed to catch on of what she was doing.
Sakura stomped her foot, and screamed "That's it!" before yanking Tiggy, by the scruff of her neck, off of Sasuke who seemed to like the warm on his neck. She made mistake number one. But unlike the first time she wasn't tired or weak from chakra loss. She transformed into a full grown grey black striped tiger.
Sakura back up, while others watched at the scene. Tiggy roared and pounced onto Sakura who was in shock, and swung a clawed paw at her but stopped mere inches away from her ugly face. Instead she took only one claw and scratched a thick line across her right cheek. Tiggy jumped off of her and transformed back into a cub, then walked back to Sasuke.
"Whore! That was my beautiful face unlike yours!" Sakura yelled as she ran to the cub about to kick her. Naruto tried to get there but was too slow. Sakura was upon the cub about take a cheap shot, but she didn't count on Sasuke to block the kick. "A true ninja wouldn't resort to cheap shots to a fair fight, when the opponent is a part of the team." Sasuke told her.
Pang of jealousness ran through her heart. "But she – she began but was cut off by Sasuke.
"She did nothing for you to be angry at her. And if I do recall you were the one that grabbed her by the scruff of the neck. You started it and she finished it, but you were such a sore loser that you had to use cheap shots to gain victory." He lectured while picking Tiggy and putting her back onto his shoulder.
Tiggy poked her tongue out and pulled her bottom eye eyelid at Sakura as they passed her. Sakura would have her revenge and Tiggy would be waiting for it. Kagome giggled as she saw Tiggy make faces at Sakura. Naruto walked but was in awe, his rival had stood up for someone that wasn't himself.
Tiggy had a power, a power that whoever she showed affection to would help her in someway. Naruto thought.
-Evening time-
The group had finally come across a village. This village was small but it still had markets, blacksmiths, and a hotel or two.
Kagome was grateful! She could finally buy hair goods, medical supplies, and food with the money Tsunade had given her. And at this point she started fantasizing.
While Kagome was in la la land, the rest of the group – remember not including Tiggy- went their own ways. Kakashi to a bookstore for more porno books, Naruto for ramen, Sasuke the weaponry, and Sakura where ever she wants.
-With Tiggy-
Tiggy was roaming the almost deserted streets, when a tabby cat cut her off. "Hey baby, how about you and me start a huge family?" "How about you stay the hell away from me, before I neuter you here and now." She replied coolly. "You sure? Cause your pretty babe, not many pretty cats here in this town and I do have my ways in getting what I want. Tiggy ignored him and continued on her wandering ways.
A huge bulky man with a net and Sakura were talking; when she came closer, Sakura pointed at her and told the man something. The man face grew grim and turned toward Tiggy and started to coo at her.
Tiggy again ignored the male and started to walk when the man brought the net down on her! Tiggy luckily dodge and started to run in a random direction. She went past dozen of streets and the man was still giving chase. And she thought fat people where suppose to be jolly! She rounded the next corner and saw it was a dead end, and there was nothing but two people who were dressed in strange cloaks covered in red clouds and straw hats.
She couldn't turn back, she had to do it even if she didn't what to; she ran under one of the cloaked men and hid behind his legs. Just in time as the fat man came around the corner.
But he didn't stop; he came right up the strangers and asked if they had seen an enemy village's cat who's supposed to be a human in disguise. "No." the man she was hiding under said in a monotone voice. The man quickly apologized and left. The other stranger backed away from guy she was under.
Tiggy came out from under the man, only to be picked up by the same man. "What is it with people and touching me these days?" she mewed. The man looked at her in amusement, the man he…he looks like Sasuke! But he had red eyes like Kakashi's special eye, and a big wrinkle on each side of his face.
Maybe they're related. She thought. She notices the sky was growing dark and she had no idea where the rest of the group was. She had to find them before they sent assassins after her! Tiggy wiggled out of the man's grip jumped onto his shoulder and lick his cheek. Like a repeat huh?
"Kisame, are you afraid of cats?" Itachi questioned his partner. "N-no. Kisame stuttered. That cat had caught his interests; hopefully he will come across her soon.
After about sixteen minutes she manages to find the group by a hotel. As she got closer she hears them talking, she listens…..okay spies.
Sakura: I don't think the little whore is coming back; she probably is screwing some man or cat, she caught with her little whore paws.
Naruto: "No! She wouldn't do that. And she isn't a whore! How do you know she's a whore if you just met her yesterday?! Did you watch her screw someone already?!"
Sasuke: I agree with the baka for once.
Naruto: Thanks… HEY!
Kagome: I 'am sure she'll arrive soon unless something has happen to her.
Kirara: Mew.
Kakashi: Sakura shut the hell up, Naruto and Sasuke chill out, and Kagome you and Kirara are probably right.
Sakura: Humph!
Tiggy transformed into tiger by now and was about to tear Sakura to shreds, but she canceled that idea, when a brilliant idea came to her. And she disappeared into the to put her plan to action
-Twenty minutes later-
Tiggy came to the group in a revealing kimono but it showed nothing too revealing. Naruto had a mega nosebleed and crashed into the hard ground, Sasuke had a deep red blush and turned away, Kakashi had a barely noticeable blush since he was wearing a mask. "You look beautiful Tiggy." Kagome complimented. While Sakura fake coughed and said whore in between coughs. And this was the beginning of her brilliant plan.
"Sakura, I have something to ask you. Tiggy said in a sweet voice. "What is it." Sakura replied in an annoyed voice.
"Why when you sent that horrible man after me, that you were laughing at me when he trapped me in my cub form? And did you know that the man almost raped me when I transformed into human/demon form? She lets fake but almost real tears fall. Did you know that the man tortured me when I refused to bed with him? She collapsed as blood bled through her clothes and sobbed as Kagome ran to her in worry, while Naruto and Sasuke glared at Sakura, Kakashi shook his head in disappointment, and Kirara hissed at Sakura in disgrace.
My plan it backfired! She wasn't supposed to come back ever! Sakura thought sourly.
Tiggy was mentally smiling and dancing. Oh man her plan worked! It worked so good to be true! It hurt but it was worth it. She turned into her cub formed and went against a big dog, got injured in the progress and put a revealing kimono on and asked Sakura why she did that and BAM! She got revenge on Sakura for almost cheap shoting her and calling her a hoe! Her idea was a success, she was evil and she loved it!
(A/N) You should be happy 2 chapters in one night. Tiggy is clever but she isn't evil. Female tigers annoy one another when living together unless they are family or something. Sakura was her target and she was pwned!Remember Kagome needs a pairing! READ REVIEW AND VOTE Dammit.
