Hey everybody!
No this isn't a chapter; I am so fricken bored that I'am making this short meeting with the cast. :D And I wanted to say that Ichigo Lunette's story is AWESOME and so is she, even tho she tortures Kakashi. Me do not own anything except Tiggy. I love Kakashi, but teasing him is so much fun. . Fear my bad grammar! (&#
"Why do you must always torture me?!" Kakashi sobs to Ichigo, clutching his little orange book tightly in his hands. Tiggy comes up to him; gives him a comforting pat, only turning out to be a noogie in disguise. Taking advantage of his inattentiveness, she snags the book out of his hands running like a mad woman afterwards.
"I got his book!! I got his book!!" Tiggy shouted, showing the book off in her hands. Kakashi went after her, as the porniness of the book feeling left him.
"Throw it here, Tiggy! Throw here!" Naruto frantically wave his arms, signaling he's open. Kagome and Sasuke watched as the porn book games began, while Sakura stood on a corner dressed up like a clown. She threw it to him.
The book spun a 360 degree angle in the air. Naruto ran to catch it with Kakashi on his tail.
Kakashi manage to speed pass him and reached his book. He cuddle the book for a second, when it poof! "Hahaha Kakashi you used to be an anbu captain! How could you not seen that coming!?" Tiggy pointed out, laughing as his face as the book disappeared.
Kakashi turned to her, his eye crinkling in amusement. Shit… "Run Tiggy Run!!" Naruto shouted, Kakashi racing toward her. She was BIG trouble now; you never ever under any circumstances take porno away from Kakashi. That is a big No No; Naruto learned that the hard way.
Tiggy deciding she wanted to play, took off sprinting a random direction.
Sasuke turned his head when a squeaking noise continued to get louder and more annoying, to see the clown Sakura. Now Sasuke here has a big fear and that is clowns. He just hates them and their big red noses. He also hates Sakura, so it's killing two birds with one stone.
Sasuke began to tremble as Sakura gained steps toward the bench him and Kagome were sitting on. Thinking of an excuse to get away from the clown, Sasuke asked Kagome if she wanted to learn a simple jutsu since no had offered to teach her.
Taking to the opposite side of the group, he explained about using and controlling chakra.
15 minutes later…
Kagome just gotten the hang of it, it was very hard to understand all the concepts but she got it. Kagome tried the hand signs again only adding more chakra this time. With a giant poof an odd marshmallow object appeared beside her. Afraid for Kagome's life, Sasuke step in front of her blocking the object view of her.
The object clearly mad for this stranger next to his master set up straight and made weird humming noise. Within moments a bucket of mud appeared above Sasuke, covering him head to toe in its gooeyness.
Kagome giggled, walking toward the marshmallow. The marshmallow recognized her immediately and rubbed, what she thought was its head, against her lower thigh.
Tiggy noticing that Kakashi was a few feet behind her ran toward Kagome, not really aware of the blob.
When the blob felt the demoness came to close to its master it lunge at her, taking Tiggy down.
"What the hell is this thing!?" Tiggy cried out under the blob. "My book!" Kakashi carefully looked around the edges of the blob for his precious book.
"It's in my hand, which is trapped under this blob's body!" Tiggy answered, trying to shift to a comfortable position underneath the marshmallow.
"Kagome! Can please move your umm… summoning so that I can retrieve my book."
Kakashi begged his hands in a praying matter.
"I would Kakashi, but how?" Puzzled by the blob itself, Kagome hadn't really paid much attention to Sasuke when he was explaining. But what really confused Kagome the most is that she was supposed to create a clone of her, not a summoning.
"Hn. Can't live without you porn, can you Kakashi?" Sasuke scoffed.
Kakashi ignored him, and went on with thinking hard on ways to get his book back from the blob and Tiggy.
"Hey Sasuke. I figured out why Kakashi needs his porn so bad!" Tiggy whisper loudly. "Why?" "Because he can't get laid, so he has porn to make up for it! Tiggy shouted excitedly, apparently happy with her answer.
A vein popped out of Kakashi's head, walking over to Tiggy, who head was the only thing he could see, he bent down to her level.
Not wanting to figure out what he was about to do, Tiggy pulled her head under the blob. "Hahahahahahaha I am a turtle!!" Tiggy shouted under the blob, vibrating the sides of it.
Naruto laughed with her, while Kakashi shot his hand after her. Finding what he was hoping for, Kakashi pulled back his arm with Tiggy's chin in hand. "Hey! I was enjoying my time being a turtle!" she complained.
Kakashi descended his head till it was inches from her delicate tiger ears. He whispered huskily "Would you like to know if you're right or not?" Tiggy wiggle out of his grip and eagerly went back under the safety of the blob, embarrassed.
"What did you say Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto asked curiously. "I'll tell you when your mature enough, Naruto." "But Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto whined.
Tiggy's eyes appeared to glare at Kakashi thru a dark patch of the blob cover. 'Stupid pervert! He should be takin away from kids! The pedophile…' Tiggy grumbled in her mind, also thanking the lord for shadows covering her deep scarlet blush.
The blob thinking that the demoness is dead or retarded (Which he maybe right XD) left itself off of her and rolled back to Kagome's calm aura.
Suddenly, Kagome shouted "Let's have a waffle baking contest!!" in totally silence.
Everyone looked at her with confused faces, as if she was crazy but went along with it.
"And the judges are…Marshy and Sakura! While I narrate. Sasuke, Naruto you two are team 1 while Kakashi and Tiggy are team 2"
"Damnit! Why do I have to be with the pedophile!?" Tiggy complained, again.
As if by magic, two large kitchens filled with ingredients appeared along with a judge panel. "Let the Waffle Baking Contest begin!" The two teams ran to their marked areas and began to either gather ingredients, look for pancake mix or something completely oblivious to the whole game.
Sasuke ran to the fridge looking for egg, milk, butter, and fruit, while Naruto went to the pantry for flour, syrup, and canola oil.
On the other team Tiggy was raiding the hidden cabinet that she found, as Kakashi tried to retrieve his book back.
"Hey! Guess what I found in there." Tiggy waved a bottle of something he couldn't read around. "Catnip?" "No but that would be goooooood…. "She told him with a dreamy look on her face. "What then?" "Sake!" "Aren't you a little you young to have that." He asked her.
Wondering what the other team was doing, Sasuke sneaked over their side to get a good look. He saw the sake drinking Tiggy and an annoyed Kakashi. Bored out of his mind, he joined the Tiggy in the drinking. Sighing, Kakashi knew she wasn't gonna give it up and joined her and Sasuke. Then Kagome and Naruto joined in too. While Marshy and Sakura did something else……
Next morning!
Kagome woke up with one of the worst headaches that she every had. Groggily she sat up and looked around. Naruto, her, and Sasuke were currently on a twister mat, and by the looks of it Sasuke had won.
She looked around again to see Kakashi and marshmallow where hugging each other?! Okay she was weird out, but wait where was Tiggy and Kirara? Okay forget about Tiggy, where was Kirara? Kagome tried to stand only to fall. Why did she always have to fall? Feed up with tripping, she cursed the floor and its floor kind. After what seem to be a couple of minutes of swearing, she stood abruptly and called Kirara's name softly, searching for her.
Kirara mewed and walked toward her, her feet padding the floor ever so lightly. 'She is soo cute!' Seconds after Kagome stroked Kirara fur for the umpteenth time, Tiggy in cub form staggered from side to side still under the affects of alcohol.
Kagome ignored Tiggy hang over state, and picked Kirara off the ground. Striding toward Marshy, she continued to practice her cloning.
'Ow my head.' Kakashi groaned, burrowing his head deeper into his pillow. Pillow? When did he get a pillow? They're just appeared here. But what exactly is here? Here to everyone's eye is a big white room.
Finally realizing he wasn't going back to sleep, Kakashi rose. Only to figure out he was sleeping on the blob- what was its name again? Oh yea Marshy.
Losing his warmth, Marshy got up to see a disgusted Kakashi. Being too close for comfort Marshy began to hum and in seconds a portal erupted underneath Kakashi send him into the unknown. Now portal happy Marshy oozed his way toward the others (Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura) and did the same with them, since they were still sleeping and couldn't defend themselves.
Kagome was exhausted! She been doing this for what? Two hours maybe more? She turned herself around to see that the kitchen, Kakashi, the groups, and the skank were gone. Somehow she knew Marshy did this. "MARSHYYYY!!" Marshy turned around to his master and started to grovel. Kagome shook with angry as it continued to whine and such. "Bad Bad Marshy bad!" Kagome scold fury covering each word.
Marshy in his short life had never been scolded. Taking this the wrong way Marshy hummed loudly till another portal appeared under Kagome, sucking her in. Before she and Kirara fell in, Kagome combined the kunai, that Tiggy had given her, and some miko ki together throwing it at Marshy. The kunai embedded itself into the blob's head and the miko ki began to dissolve the creature in a matter of milliseconds.
As the kunai and miko ki continued to dissolve till they reach the stomach, the air stilled. Then with a giant boom the body exploded, sending marshmallowly goo over the reviewers.
In a Unknown Universe
Kagome and Kirara came out beneath the portal to land on something hard. Kagome moaned and reach under her bottom to remove it. A little orange book. A evil glint was in Kagome eyes. Tonight they will have a bonfire!
In Another Unknown Universe
Kakashi screamed as loud as he could as he sensed his porn book went up in flames. As his book senses faded he laid huddling clutching a hang over Tiggy for comfort.
Tiggy's head hurt too much for her to do anything about Kakashi and slept.
THE END.
I know I truly am terrible. That's because my school had just decided to get uniforms, and they are geeky as HELL! I start in two days :'( very sad but this summer didn't go to waste (well not very much). So I might not update in maybe weeks or months but I will try to update maybe every two or one week, depends on my schedule. Love yall! Except Kakashi. Kakashi: Why me...??
