Huzzah! I completely bored and nothing else to do except this. . Very sad. Forgive the horrible humor and corniness. No flames whatsoever criticism only. Check out my poll and vote please!

Disclaimer: Do not own Inuyasha or Naruto just Tiggy and some idiots in this story.


Even tho his pants were completely torn up, Naruto continued to fight Chu along side Sasuke, much do his dislike.

"Nice kiss back there, Tiggy!" Kagome teased, steering Kirara away from the battle. "Shut up." Tiggy replied she was not in the mood. Stupid hormones…making mood swings. Next she will be craving chocolate. 'Chocolate does sound good right about now… No must… focus… on destroying… Chu.' Tiggy smack her head with her fist before refocusing on the enemy.

From behind Naruto, a wall erupted crumbling down in huge pieces to reveal Kakashi holding two shadow anbu, one in each hand. "Do you think I let you guys have all the fun?"

"Kakashi-sensei!" Sasuke and Naruto said unison. "Kakashi!" Kagome yelled with happiness. Maybe they could finish this quicker with his help. "Pervert!" Tiggy couldn't help but shout with a smile.

The shouts of his students and Kagome boosted his ego a bit, but it went down the drain as Tiggy shouted his other 'name'. Stupid tiger…

"I missed you too Tiggy." Kakashi said dripping in sarcasm. He dropped his victims and walk casually toward the raging battle.

Kagome looked around for anything that could help end this battle. To her misfortune, the only stuff that she could possible use was rubble that had fallen during the battle and shadows. Wait shadows…that's it!

"Tiggy!" Kagome called out, turning Kirara into right direction. "What?" she answered, dodging another round of shuriken.

"You can control shadows, right?

"Yes. Why?"

"Why don't you control Chu's then?"

"I would have to get him away from the others, plus there is a possibility that he could over throw it. He did teach me after all."

"You can do it Tiggy!" Kagome cheered.

'That Kagome. Always having crazy ideas. I have to be crazier since I am the one doing them anyways.' Tiggy sighed. "This better work!" She shouted to Kagome, taking into the air.

Kagome nodded, and continued to tell Kakashi the plan. He gave her thumbs up, and took off to get Sasuke away from Chu unnoticed.

Tiggy jumped high into the air in front of Naruto. "Get the hell back, Naruto." "W-w-what?" he stuttered. She didn't have time for this. Tiggy mumbled a small apology before kicking Naruto in the stomach with half her might, sending him clear into the wall knocking him out. She jumped forth once again this time no interruptions.

Sasuke was spitting fireballs at Chu, who dodged them quite easily, and was about to unleash a taijutsu (sp?) when Kakashi took a hold on his right forearm, disarming him.

Lending Sasuke away from Chu, Kakashi could let Tiggy continue the rest of the plan. If thing got too out of control he'll have to unleash his Sharingan.

Kakashi tossed Sasuke to Kagome's side, turned around a watched as the plan was beginning to unveil.

Chu was getting suspicious by the way the jounin had interfered. Something was up and he was about to be in the middle of it. Just great.

Kakashi whispered something into Sasuke's ear; Sasuke slightly nodded and did some hand signs. "Phoenix style: Fireball Jutsu!" He shouted as the flame once more erupted out of his hands/mouth. The fireball distracted Chu and created light for Tiggy to see his shadow clearly.

Tiggy ran against the wall behind Chu fingering hands signs along, "Shadow Style: Rusted Shadow Chains!!" she scream, placing a cut hand on the ground beneath Chu as she landed. The shadows underneath Chu formed into rusted thorn chains and rose into the air before surrounding him, restricting movements from either one.

Chu grunted, glaring at the boy and his teacher, who did well distracting him.

Kagome flashed an ecstatic smile toward Sasuke, Kakashi, and of course…Kirara. D.

'And why is my sensei dumb as Yuki? Aw no it can't be.' Tiggy thought. "Well? What you waiting for an invitation? Hurry up and finish him off!" Tiggy practically screamed, the jutsu was draining her and fast. If they don't hurry up he'll get loose and she'll be down for the count, which is something she hates the most.

Kakashi was about to send the finishing blow when Sasuke beat him to it, sending out his own kunai. "Oh come on Sasuke! We could have played rock, paper, scissors for it!" He cried out, putting his weapon away.

Sasuke scoffed and walked over toward Kagome, who sitting was sitting happily on Kirara.

Chu fell forward as the kunai lodged itself into one of his major arteries, instantly killing him. Tiggy fell backwards on her bum, catching her breathe. Ahhh… it felt good to get revenge, bastard got what he deserves. 'Wait a minute! Whose gonna be the boss know since he's dead? Aw well not my problem.' Tiggy shrugged it off.

Naruto smirked as he watches Kakashi remove evidence of them even being there. They had to stop him, he was about to create a war with their neighboring nations. And no way in hell was he gonna let him get away with it. (No clue what their called.)

Kagome was chattering with Sasuke, when a thought came into her head. 'Where was Skankura?' Kagome silently giggled before calling her real name. "Hey guys." Everyone turned to her. "Where's Sakura?"

"Who cares? The bitch hasn't really done anything to deserve our respect or our concern." Tiggy retorted getting back on her feet.

"That's not true she…she…" Kagome was at a lost. Okay maybe she hasn't done anything…yet but she'll come through in the future…hopefully.

Kirara roared as she transformed back into her smaller version, leaving Kagome to fall. Gratefully, Lady Luck was on her side this time thankfully. Sasuke caught right before she landed, cradling her in his arms, making her face a nice scarlet red.

"Nice catch, Sasuke. Naruto teased after feeling light headed, making Kagome blush even harder while Sasuke had a pink tint. "Shut up." Sasuke mumbled under his breathe.

"HA! The ever so stoic Sasuke is blushing! Who would have known? And it's Kagome! No offense, Kagome." Naruto added before continuing on. "I can't wait to tell his fan club! They'll be so pissed!" Naruto laughed, his blue eyes twinkling in mirth.

Sasuke was planning his demise as Naruto went on and on about his fan club.

The rest of the group sighed and went back toward they're hotel, they were leaving tomorrow and Kakashi wanted everyone up and packed by 6 o clock a.m.

Sasuke put Kagome gently onto her feet and stalked toward the hotel as Naruto annoyed him to no end. Kagome giggled at their antics, plucking Kirara into her arms along with Tiggy, who was in kitten form.

Kirara mewed in agreement and in contentment, while Tiggy purred snuggling in Kirara's fur.

The journey to the hotel was uneventful and silent, with the occasional chirping of beetles and night birds. Everything seemed at peace in the village, which was strange since one of their most important buildings had just turned into trash. As usual the team ignored it (except Kakashi of course) and proceeded onward to their beds, which were cleaner than before.

Out of now where, Sakura appeared and ran directly toward Kagome, who hadn't notice her yet and was walking merrily to their room.

Tackling her to the ground, Skankura shouted "Kagome! I thought you we're kidnapped by that bitch! I'am so glad you're still alive!" add with a bunch of dramatic positions.

Kagome let out a nervous laugh, trying to get up off the ground. Sasuke bent to the ground, lifting her up by her forearms. Kagome gave him a sincere smile before saying a small 'thank you'.

He nodded, walking back to his place beside his sensei. Sakura was glaring daggers at her till he walked away. "You little hoe! I told you Sasuke is mine, do I need to beat it into you?!" Sakura brought up a clenched fist, proving her point. "Well?"

Kagome took a step back, before she spoke. "Sakura, Sasuke can make his own decisions. He can, love, date, and kiss whoever he wants. It's not right for you to make him yours, when he has no say in it. Besides he is not a thing for someone like 'you' to control. He isn't an animal you can control. He is human and has the freedom to express whatever he may choose, and you do NOT have a right to interfere with his rights." Petting Kirara to relieve some anger that was about to over spill, Kagome took deep breaths between each paragraph.

Sakura huffed and pulled a fist behind, readying a chakra enforced blow. Kagome didn't budge. Kakashi was about to interfere, when he was pushed back by a pink barrier. "Sorry Kakashi. But its time for me show this bitch that Sasuke doesn't belong to anyone." Kagome said apologetically putting the kitties behind her, slipping purification collars on them, without notice.

Sakura charged forward as Kagome turned back around. A chakra enhanced punch flew past her head, Kagome step to the side in record timing. A scold appeared on Sakura, when she failed to make contact with her fist.

Kirara and Tiggy tried to change forms to help, but the collar drain them of their demonic energy. They were left on the edge of Kagome's barrier defenseless.

Sasuke pounded on the barrier with his might but the barrier didn't budge. Naruto tried clones and kunai only to get the same result. Kakashi observe the fight as his students tried a different plan. This time Naruto used his Rasengan while Sasuke used his Lightning Blade, they both made a dent in the barrier earning a smile from each of the boys. The dent quickly refilled, making the smiles turn back into frowns.

Sakura sent a glare toward Kagome as she spun around, Kagome stood stoic as ever with a cruel look upon her face. Sakura gulped before taking a kunai out.

As Sakura charged forward, Kagome's eyes glowed a soft pink hue, her legs spread out evenly on the ground, her fingers side by side. Her posture instantly turned into a martial arts stance. The Shikon Jewel shone the same pink hue brightly under her sailor white top.

"Jealous controlling pink hair mortal if you care about your life drop your weapon and surrender." A monotonous voice rung out of Kagome's mouth. "Who the hell are you!?" Sakura screeched, making Kirara, Tiggy, and Naruto to flatten their ears.

"I am Midoriko the creator of the Shikon Jewel. One of the most powerful priestesses that is known through out Japan." Sakura couldn't careless. Sakura rolled her eyes and continue to stampede toward Midoriko/Kagome.

Sasuke rammed his body against the barrier again, shattering his left shoulder. "Damn it!" he cursed, rocking his shoulder in smoothing pattern to ease the pain.

'Kagome, your lover is in pain.' Midoriko voice echo inside her mind. Kagome shifted her eyes to the direction of the pained aura, to see Sasuke hunched over gripping his throbbing shoulder.

Her body jolted forward into battle, startling her. 'What's happening to my body?' Kagome squeaked. 'I am helping you out since you purified the jewel.' Midoriko voice softened. Sakura pulled back her fist as if she was gonna punch again, but instead she clumsily tried to hit her with a low kick. (A/N instead in calling her Kagome/Midoriko I'll call her Kagome.)

Kagome swiftly dodged, and kick Sakura in the face. Landing gracefully she switched back into her stance ready for offense or defense.

Sakura slowly lifted herself off the ground. "My beautiful face!! You whore! You stole my Sasuke-kun and now destroyed my beautiful face!!" Sakura screamed in fury, her aura radiating waves of anger and jealously.

Kagome kept quiet and remain unemotional.

Kirara and Tiggy mewed in encouragement to Kagome. Their bodies still weak.

Naruto punched the barrier one final time before collapsing in exhaustion.

Kakashi stood tall and analyzed everything Kagome had said and done. In all of his years of being anbu captain and sensei, he never in his life witness this before.

Sasuke not able to use any jutsus in his condition could only watch as Kagome battle Sakura. He glanced over to Naruto every now and then making sure he wasn't injured.

He couldn't help but think Naruto as a brother figure and little brother figure anyways. A really annoying can't-pay-for-his-own-food little always-getting-in-trouble brother. But still a little brother.

Sakura pitifully shot out a round of shuriken, scrambling a direction toward Kagome as she armed herself with five kunai.

Kagome closed her pink eyes momentarily till Sakura was about to strike. As she reopened them, she shot both of her hands griping Sakura's wrists. Skankura let a shriek, and tried to kick Kagome's lower torso. Kagome twisted Sakura's wrists backwards and to the side, making her fall to her knees letting out cries of pain as she fell.

Kagome let her wrists go, and quickly kick Sakura in the head with her left leg. Sakura flew into the air landing several feet away unconscious.


What will Kagome do next? What will Sasuke say when Kagome finishes the battle. Who stole my Eggos and Lucky Charms? Scratch I found my Lucky Charms, the damn Irish fairy tell dude stole them. What are they called?

Hahaha I found this the other day it's hilarious shit!

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to Scissors? Screw Scissors, why can't Paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up on 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

Hilarious shit. No? Till next time! :D