As we stepped out of the Hall of The Cornerstone we were in a short space smothered with black and green fog with the door we saw earlier in front of us. I nodded at Morgan and we stepped through it. The garden had blue skies with small dark clouds. I wouldn't call it a garden, but whatever. It wasn't flowers, and statues, and pumpkins, it was a big maze. The maze had three entrances.

"This is where we split up," Morgan said, "I'll take the middle one."

"I'll take the one on the left," I said.

"If I find the Statue's Playground first I'll find some way to get you and if you find it do the same," she said.

I nodded and headed down the path. After many twists, turns, dead ends, and bumping into Morgan two times I made it to the center of the Garden of Good and Evil. I called Morgan to tell her. Somewhere, quit far away I heard a cell phone ringing.

"Hello?"
"It's me, I've found it."

"Can you give me directions?"

"No, but hold on."

"Okay."

CLICK

I had an idea. I walked over to the nearest bench and stood up on it. I went to 'Pictures' on my phone and hit timer for three seconds. Then, I chunked it into the air as hard as I could. It came down with an overhead shot of the maze with me in the bottom left-hand corner and Morgan in the top right-hand corner. I sent it to her and I heard a faint voice say "I'm on my way!"

I sat down on the bench and I felt someone sit down beside me. I turned to see a see through Maleficent sitting there. I wanted to jump to my feet, but I couldn't.

"Hello, Tristan. I'm not here to hurt you. I know you're my number 1 fan and I don't want to kill you. I like you, you've got potential. You could be a great Villain. Or a great King," Maleficent said.

"King?" I asked.

"Yes, I could make you King Of The Enchanted Kingdom, all you'd have to do is convince Morgan to tip the scales, and kill the old King," she said.

"I like the sound of that, but Kill Mickey! I don't think…"

"Nobody except me knows where Mickey is so you could blame it on me. And Morgan could rule as the Queen."
"HOLD UP! As in marriage!?"

"No! You would be partners and you would have to take out Queen Minnie and you could make all the Enchanted Kingdom Villain Central like you've always dreamed of."

"I don't think I could convince Morgan."

"Leave that to me, just bring the little stone wretch to life and tip the scales even more."

"But what about Pooh?"

"You really care about them don't you? Very well, I will return Pooh and his posse back to normal. Goodbye. Morgan approaches."

Maleficent faded away as Morgan entered the playground. She shivered.

"It's chilly out here."

"Morgan, how would you like it if we ruled alongside the Villains?"

"It would be kinda cool."

"All we have to do is tip the scales in Maleficent's favor and kill the King."

"For some strange reason I'm okay with that, Okay!"

We walked to the center of the lake and brought the girl to life.

"Hi little sweetie," Morgan said in a fake southern accent, " Would you mind tippin' them scales so the one that says 'evil' is higher than the one that says 'good'?"

"Yes ma'am," the statue said moving her arms.

"Thanks darling," Morgan said lifting her hand off the girl letting her turn to stone, "Goody two shoes."

"Yeah," I agreed.

We started walking and I said, "When we get back Minnie will ask us to find Mickey and when we do, we'll kill him and Minnie. When you see Ashley and the boys darken their conscious by giving them a touch of evil."

-000-

"So, will you please find Mickey?" Minnie asked.

"Yes ma'am," I said smiling slyly at Morgan.

We had made Ashley and the boys a hint evil and Minnie was escorting us out of the newly made force field around the castle and told us we could enter any time. I made sure Genie was in the lamp before I started talking.

"What are we supposed to do, kill Mickey?" Bailey asked.

"Precisely," I said.

Me:
I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
Bailey:
And where do we feature?
Me:
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!
Spoken
Clay: Yeah, Be prepared.
Yeah-heh... we'll be prepared, heh.
...For what?
Me: For the death of the king.
Kole: Why? Is he sick?
Me: No, fool-- we're going to kill him. And Minnie too.
Bailey: Great idea! Who needs a king?
Kole (and then Clay):
No king! No king! la--la-la--la-laa-laa!
Me: Idiots! There will be a king!
Bailey, but you said, uh...
Me: I will be king! ...Stick with me, and
you'll never be bullied again!
Clay, Kole and Bailey: Yaay! All right! Long live the king!
All : Long live the king! Long live the king!
Full song again
All: In tight, crisp phrasing and diction
It's great that we'll soon be connected.
With a king who'll be all-time adored.
Me: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!
So prepare for the coup of the century
(Oooh!)
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
(Oooh... La! La! La!)
Meticulous planning
(We'll have powers!)
Tenacity spanning
(Watching TV for hours)
Decades of denial
(Eww my hands are sticky)
Is simply why I'll
(Let's go kill King Mickey!)
Be king undisputed
(Aaaaaaah...)
Respected, saluted
(...aaaaaaah...)
And seen for the wonder I am
(...aaaaaaah!)
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
Be prepared!
All:
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!