"Oh god!" I said.

"What?" Morgan asked.

"We're about to enter the teen romance slash Paris Hilton drama world of High School Musical," I replied.

"What's going on?" Gabriella asked.

"We were in a fight, and I have to pee," Ashley said.

"Okay there's a bathroom at East High," Troy said.

"East High!" Bailey squealed.

"Yippee! East High! Wildcats! Grr!" I said sarcastically slow.

"So, is Kelsi there?" Morgan asked.

"Yes," Gabriella said.

"Good, I've been wanting to change a few notes of her piano work," Moran said.

"She has written some romantic work," Troy said.

"But you…" Gabriella said giving him a peck on the cheek.

"Bleh! Romance makes me sick," I said gagging.

"What's wrong with love?" Gabriella asked.

"I hate love! Love is bologna. Anybody who believes in love is just falling prey to the cruel game that it is," I said.

"Bad-break up," Morgan explained.

"Well he doesn't have to be so, mad about it," Troy said.

"I have the right to be bitter!" I yelled.

"I gotta go pee!" Ashley yelled.

"Me too!" Bailey, Kole, and Clay announced.

"Come on!" Troy said walking behind trees.

-000-

"So is Danielle going to make any special appearances?" Morgan teased.

"Why don't you shut-up?" I asked.

"Well is she?" Morgan asked offended.

"Not unless a portal sucks her up, because I," I lowered my voice to a whisper, " am going to be king and I'm not going to let her put sunshine on my dark parade."

"You're deranged," Morgan said.

"And proud of it!"

By then, we were walking through the halls of East high, and we all took a bathroom break.

"I'm starved," I said.

"Zeke got a job in the kitchen and he can whip up some mac and cheese or something," Troy said.

As we walked towards the cafeteria we heard Moonlight Sonata waft through the halls.

"That would be Kelsi," Troy said, " recently she's been real shady and kept to herself and her music is so sad and a little creepy."

"I think she's been turned," Morgan said.

"Oh," Gabriella said.

"I'll meet you in the cafeteria, get me a bowl of mac and cheese," Morgan said following the music.