A/N- Chapter seven and im sooooo sorry it's late...sososososososososoooooooooo sorry, eh heh...had to get akatsuki superheroes up first too... Disclaimer- I do not own Tayu-chan, or hidan or any character in Naruto, but since you read this story, I OWN YOUR SOUL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA


Chapter 7- Sleeping together.The wrong picture.

"No, I refuse, no way in hell am I sleeping on that fucking thing." She growled upon hearing the news.

Hidan mumbled curses under his breath for once in his damn life, Deidara shook his head. This was quite a dilemma, strange they hadn't thought of it sooner.

"Well, there isn't enough bed space, so someone is either getting the couch, or someone is sharing a room."

Tayuya kicked the side of Hidan's bed, speaking they were in there at the moment. It wasn't exactly a sightly place, to say the least, either. Scythes on the all, and a bunch of weird little symbols that appeared as if they had been directly ripped off from Fullmetal Alchemist. There was a bunch of dried up black paint splattered unevenly acroos the floor from where someone must have spilled it, the bucket was still sitting overturned in the corner. She groaned. Not just a slob. A PAINT slob.

If only there was some way to just get one of THEM to sleep on the couch. Then she would have her OWN room. However this seemed...unlikely at the most. She groaned, all she knew was no couches. Big no-no there.

Deidara thought this over hard, in fact his head started to ache. Out of everything, he did not want to share with Hidan or her, and god knows not...

"DEIDARA-SEMPAI!"

Right on cue.

"What do you want, Tobi? Un." He groaned. "Important time right now, go watch Tv or something, un."

"ITS SUNDAY, DEIDARA-SEMPAI!"

Deidara groaned. Great, that means all that would be on are those drug commercials or the REALLY cliche superhero shows...dammit dammit dammit.

"WHATS SO IMPORTANT?"

"This stupid whore just won't sleep on the fucking couch."

"Cram up your ass, shithead."

"So someone has to share a room or something."

"SHE CAN SHARE MY ROOM!" Tobi sqealed. "I DONT CARE!"

"Wow, Tobi being useful, un." Deidara muttered, "Thought I would never see the day."

They followed him down the hall until they got to the door, and once Deidara thought about it, no one had really ever SEEN Tobi's room before. He always imagined it would be covered with teen titans posters and poke'mon cards and all that happy horseshit. The door slid open. They stopped and their faces obstructed at the sight of it.

Tobi...was a stalker? Everywhere there were pictures of some brown-haired chick named...Tayuya looked at the name inscription closely. Ren or Rin or something, he had some horrible handwriting. No one could read that crap fully.

"AND SHE CAN SLEEP HERE!" He cheered, pointing over to a dog bed over by a stack of Rin pictures he had printed online. There was a dog a...dead one...probably forgot to feed it...He recieved no answer he turned around and they were gone.

"DID THEY HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM? OH WELL!"

-

Deidara securely locked Hidan's door. How creepy.

"Okay, we need to figure this out, un."

A loud knock hit the door, and Tayuya flipped out.

"It's that creepy little shithead who wants me to sleep in a fucking dogbed!"

"No, it's Kisame,un."

"How can you tell?"

"Because Kisame is the only fucking one of us who knocks so loud part of the room starts to crack." Hidan grumbled. Deidara opened the door. Kisame gave him a fishy looking grin. However that was the only grin he had. Scary as it was. "We're having a dilemma aright now Kisame. Go away."

Kisame, who was holding a bag of chips, shoved one into his mouth and nodded. "Like sleeping arrangements?"

He listened through the door, didn't he, un?

"Looking at that guy makes me hungry." Tayuya moaned.

"You just fucking ate out our fucking fridge! Do you ever get full?!"

"I have a high metabolism."

"It isn't going to help you if you gorge yourself, bitch."

"Mind your own fucking business."

"They're the couple, why don't you just room them up?" Kisame suggested. Hidan and Tayuya froze.

And just where the fuck did he get that from? She thought angrily.

Oh shit, I really shouldn't have covered for myself...dammit, dammit, dammit, why couldn't I just say DEIDARA?

"FUCK!"

Everyone looked over to Hidan, who just randomly screamed that into the room. Deidara sighed, then looked to Kisame.

"You, know, I think you have an idea there, Kisame."

(Insert psycho music here)

"The couple SHOULD sleep together, un."

"Oh, no no no no no. you can't be fucking serious." Tayuya argued.

"Dead serious, un." Deidara grinned evilly. "And it's almost nightfall."

"What the fuck is wrong with you? You know as much as I fucking do that..."

He leapt outside and slammed the door. Tayuya started off after him.

"SHITHEAD!" She shouted, "GET YOUR ASS BACK IN HERE DEIDRE, YOU FUCKING BITCH!"

"It's DEIDARA!" He shouted back, after a bit she gave up and wandered back into Hidan's room. She cast him a glare that was pure, pure, evil. Hidan returned it. It was going to be an interesting night.

-About 3 hours of evil staring later-

"You're going to sleep in your sound village clothes?" He muttered, "How fucking uncomfortable are you intending to frikin be?"

"What, i'm supposed to like, put on my night gown in front of you?" She retorted. "Like all nice and slow like some kind of stripper slut? Sick bastard."

"I WAS JUST FUCKING SAYING!"

"WELL KEEP YOUR DAMN COMMENTS TO YOUR SHITHEAD, FUCKING SELF!"

-4 hours later-

They laid on opposite sides of the bed, as close to the bed sides as possible, no chance of getting any sleep tonight. Tayuya felt something move down her leg slowly.

"GROSS! You fucking touched me, pervert!"

"What? no I didn't! Lying ass bitch!"

"Yes you did."

"No I didn't."

"Then what the fuck is this thing going down my leg?" She argued, "All furry and wet just like a..."

"A FUCKING RAT OH MY GOD!" She jumped up in bed. Hidan, a bit startled from how bad she was flipping out over a little rat. She jumped on his side of the bed. Out of all things she could be afraid of. The bitch of the sound was afraid of a rat.She kicked it off pushing herself backwards into Hidan. He screamed in complaint.

"YOU STUPID BITCH I'M ON THE SIDE OF THE BED WE'RE GOING TO FALL OFF THE..."

Thump. The bed, was what he was about to say. Their door flew open, thanks to the commotion that just went on, Kisame, wearing Long johns and holding a...a teddy bear? He looked over to them and froze. Seeing their...rather awkward positioning. Hidan had rolled over on top of her. In the...lets just say the worst looking way imaginable.

"SORRY!" Kisame shouted, then quickly shut the door. It took about a minute to process this, but Tayuya was the firt to realize. Resulting in Hidan having a major head injury.

"You're tying to rape me!"

"It's YOUR FAULT! YOU KICKED ME OFF THE BED!"

"Yeah, use me as an excuse...gross..." She got up off the floor and started walking back and forth across the room. "Ew, so fucking disgusting."

To think this was only the first day.