Author's note: Alright, so I don't usually update more than once a day but I'm not going to be at home for the weekend so I'm going to add the second chapter now. So after the Chairman makes the deadly mistake of insulting pockey, Rima decides to rebel and (an unlucky Ichijou and Shiki) she vowed to drink as much as they could for a week. Aido goes along with them for his own entertainment. And guess what? I STILL don't own Vampire Knight!
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"So where are we going to find a weeks worth of alcohol?" demanded Shiki as the four of them sat in Shiki and Ichijou's room discussing how they were going to pull this off—Shiki and Ichijou doing so in hopes of getting Rima to back down. No such luck. Rima's eyes glinted dangerously.
"A friend of a friend," she said with a small smirk. Aido watched, silent for once, admiring the way this was all going to lead to total hell. There was a knock on the door and Shiki opened it to find stacks upon stacks upon stacks of the most sake he'd ever seen in his life.
"Yes!" Rima and Aido hissed.
"No!" Shiki and Ichijou moaned. Rima's eyes glowed with the most dangerous sin of them all: pride.
"Let's do this," she said rubbing her small hands together. She got up and after checking to see if anyone was spying—and to her satisfaction at least half of the night class was—pulled as much of the sake as she could inside the room. She poked Shiki as a sign to pull in the rest, which he regretfully did.
It's only a week. Only a week. You can do this, Shiki! he thought to himself helplessly. Rima pulled out four shot glasses and poured them to the brim with the first bottle she could find. Suddenly, a week seemed like a very, very long time.
Ichijou picked his up as carefully as if it were a poisonous snake instead of a glass cup. Just say no, his mind said quoting the signs that the Chairman had put up. So what if Rima decides to kill you? A shot glass or murder? Murder has got to be better! it scolded him. What sign said that?! Without hesitating another second, Ichijou swallowed the liquid and winced as it slid down his throat. Rima smiled brilliantly.
"That's the spirit!" she said approvingly. Takuma, that was an idiotic mistake and you're going to hell, his inner voice said pointlessly. Rima handed Ichijou the bottle and he filled it up again, hanging his head slightly. Shiki went through the same dilemma but drank his more slowly than Ichijou. Rima was on her third by the time Shiki had finished his first.
What did Aido do? When no one was looking he poured his into Ichijou's potted Venus fly trap. That's what that damn thing Ichijou called a flower got for biting him! No one messes with Aido Hanabusa and gets away with it! Even if it takes three years for revenge.
On the other side of the door, Kain and Ruka were pressing their ears against the door.
"They're actually doing it," Ruka said in an amazed voice.
"Why do we gotta do this in MY room?" demanded Ichijou, his voice slightly muted against the door.
"We can't do this in my room because of Ruka and we can't do it in Aido's room because of Kain," Rima said promptly.
Fortune decided to get on Ruka and Kain's bad side today because today was the day of all days for the door's lock to not have been locked tightly enough so when Ruka put not even an ounce of her weight on the door, it opened and Kain and Ruka tumbled in. Rima's smile widened until her teeth showed.
"Nice of you to join us Ruka, Kain," Shiki said stoically, now on his third shot. A gust of wind blew from the window and the door slammed shut and Rima quickly conjured two more shot glasses, filled with sake and handed them to Kain and Ruka before they could protest. Rima sighed. She hoped it wouldn't come to this but….
"Whoever drinks the most gets an extra box of pockey, flavor of your choice," she said. With that shots were down in flashes, Aido being score keeper. In the end it tallied like this:
Rima: 46
Ichijou: 27
Ruka: 32
Kain: 44
Shiki 63
Aido escaped the score board but everyone was too amazed at how well Shiki was holding his liquor to notice. Rima handed over two boxes of chocolate pockey while everyone else had to stick with one. As Shiki ate his pockey hungrily, he said "Maybe this whole drinking-and-pockey-for-a-week thing isn't so bad after all."
Everyone was so enthusiastic about the whole thing that Rima announced that the drinking contest would continue all week. At that point, Zero, Yuuki and Kaname practically ran into the room.
"WE'RE IN!!" they all yelled.
"Kaname-sama?" everyone else asked in shock. Holy shit, when he walked in they all thought they were screwed over!
Rima just smirked. Chairman Cross was sooooooooo outnumbered now!
Aido also smirked but for a different reason. It was remarkable how, in all of the chaos, nobody saw the small video camera that he was holding, videotaping this all. Youtube would be having an heart attack in a week.
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Sorry it was so short but I literally had a deadline and it was about twenty minutes for me to come up with this. I'll make the next one longer I promise! READ AND REVIEW!!
