Author's Note: Since school's starting and my brother is an ass, my time on the computer is limited (with the exception of 3 am) so updating is going to be a bit harder. Sooo, last time Rima announced that every day for the rest of the week, whoever drank the most would win an extra pack of pockey. Kain, Ruka, Kaname, Yuuki and Zero managed their way into the scheme and now we shall continue.
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Rima's cerulean eyes gleamed as everyone struggled to drink more sake that the others. She saw it as her triumph over Chairman Cross, who had dared insult pockey.
Aido simply saw it as his personal entertainment. He filmed Kaname-sama drink like a madman, glaring at Kiryuu the whole time. As much as he worshipped Kaname, this black mail would get him out of trouble forever! Or just get him in the most trouble he'd ever been in….
It was quickly discovered that vampires can consume much more alcohol than vampires because after her second shot, Yuuki lost it all on Ichijou's favorite pink pillow. Or maybe she just couldn't hold her liquor well—it wouldn't have surprised anyway. Aido made sure to get all of the tears, whines and comment such as "shut up and keep drinking!" that ensued.
And this was only day one, he realized with glee. As soon as Kaname, Yuuki and Kiryuu had busted through the door, the drinking had officially begun. Ruka seemed to be reaching her limit while Kain squealed at the mess Yuuki had made. Wow. Kain squealing? Who knew that personality changed could be brought out through a couple of drinks?
Three hours later, Shiki jumped up and everyone looked at him. Without a word he ran to his closet and pulled out a box marked as Shiki's secret box: nobody can look!! in bright red marker. Everyone—Aido in particular—watched in fascination as Shiki pulled out, a pink fluffy dress, a chicken suit, an astronaut suit, a black leather bikini with a matching whip and various other ridiculous costumes that would've shocked everyone had they not been drunk.
Aido gave a little chuckled. Screw YouTube. He was sending this to some television station where he could make millions!!
"Let's play dress-up!" yelled Shiki in a high-pitched voice. He pulled out another box with the same marking as the first. The second box was filled with make up—mostly eyeliner—and expensive looking jewelry.
In about a half-an-hour everyone was dressed up. Except Aido who had managed to escape by claiming he was allergic to dress-up. Bullcrap, but it worked.
Kain danced around in his chicken suit, only to be quickly joined by Kiryuu who was sporting a poofy wedding dress. It was a wonder how Shiki had managed to fit all the costumes in one box but it didn't really matter at the time. Yuuki would've joined the fun had she not been sleeping in the closet where she had been forcefully shoved by Ichijou. Hmm I wonder why.
Ichijou and Ruka beat the hell out of each other of the pink fluffy dress—which soon ended up ripped in half—while Shiki and Rima drank to their heart's content.
Kaname suddenly appeared out of no where, wearing the bikini holding the whip. Aido grinned and zoomed the camera in. This. Was. Great!
"Damn," Kain whispered.
"You should wear bikini's more often Kaname-sama," Ichijou informed him from the floor where he and Ruka had just been fighting over what was a dress. Ruka slapped him.
"Are you gay Ichijou?" she demanded. Ichijou blinked.
"I dunno," he said lamely. Ruka giggled, suddenly sounding like a twelve-year-old with her first crush. Delicately, she kissed Ichijou on the lips. Everyone stared.
"You aren't gay," Ruka confirmed and Ichijou smiled contentedly. "You're bisexual," Ruka added. Ichijou hung his head and Aido almost killed himself trying in to laugh.
Then something hit Rima. "We haven't been keeping score over who drank the most," she said. Everyone froze. Who was going to get the extra pockey?
"I did," Aido said quickly. Everyone looked at him. In the commotion, he'd drawn a fake scoreboard. Well, almost fake.
Yuuki: 2
Ruka: 17
Ichijou: 29
Kain: 34
Kiryuu: 35
Kaname: 38
Rima: 40
Shiki: 52.8
Aido: 829, 3621
Every number (with the exception of Yuuki's) was fake and had everyone else not been as drunk as they were would've realized that Aido's seven digit number was not only impossible, but also his grandmother's cell phone number. Actually, only Kain would've know that it's was an old grannies' number but that wasn't the point!
Aido smiled brilliantly as he was handed an extra pack of pockey. Everyone in the room had surrendered to his impossible number not quite realizing how impossible it really was.
The blonde vampire knew exactly what the title of this video would be: Why not to drink, a documentary by Aido Hanabusa, genius of the world. He chewed his pockey smirking. This plan was totally fool proof. Of course, he would dedicate it to Rima who came up with this idiotic-yet-genius plan.
It wasn't long after that everyone fell asleep (Kaname still in the leather bikini) and as soon as they all had, Aido locked the door, hiding the one key in his pocket, so that when everyone woke up, they wouldn't be able to get out of the room in the event that they decided even two packs of pockey wasn't worth this shit.
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My apologizes for the shortness but it's kind of late and the laptop is running out of power. So Aido is filming this and had locked them in Shiki and Ichijou's room. Huh. At least he remembered to make a key.
