Author's note: Eww! Teachers give waaaay too much homework! It makes it hard to find time to update T.T but I'll find a way!!
When we left off, Aido had been discovered by Ichijou who promised not to rat him out if he was edited from all the videos. Now that everyone is stuck in the room, the figured to just down all the sake while they were there. What idiots. But funny idiots so it's okay.
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As much as they drank, the large amount of sake never seemed to lower. It was almost frustrating, although it meant there might be some left over when the week was through. Assuming that they didn't all kill each other of course. They were only on day two and things were going insane. Shiki's make up had been broken into and now poor Kaname had been smothered in bright red lipstick. It would have been comical had he not looked so dead, Kain thought. Sadly, it took everyone a while to figure out that he'd passed out. When they did Zero tried to kick the other vampire in the...ah, well where it would hurt the most shall we say? Luckily for Kaname the ex-human was held back by a feeble Yuuki and he only stopped out of shock.
"Can I kill him instead?" he requested. This set off Ruka and Kain which led to some serious ground fighting which had Shiki and Rima in hysterical laughter. Anything seemed funny now. Rima's eyes drooped lower. Then a thought stuck Shiki.
"Rima?" he started slowly
"Hn?"
"Do you think all of this stuff could kill us?"
Rima sat up straight because this was quite possible. Yes, they could consume more alcohol than humans…but how much more?
"It's possible," she said, struggling against the sleepyness that threatened to overcome her.
"So whadda we do?" Shiki said slurring slightly.
"We lower how much we drink to about a maximum of 30 shots a day."
"Kain won't like that too much," Shiki put in dryly and Rima chuckled.
"That's why you're gonna be the one who breaks the devastating news," she told her childhood friend. Anyone but Rima, he thought with a scowl.
None the less, he got up and told everyone what he and Rima had discussed. As he had predicted, everyone seemed fine with it except for Kain who was suffocating Kiryuu in a headlock.
"But there ain't nothing wrong with this stuff!" Kain insisted and Ruka snorted.
"You're becoming an alcoholic, Akatsuki," she warned him. His mouth hung open in an O shape and Yuuki giggled.
"Maybe we should stop," Kain said ruefully. They looked at the boiling sun outside.
"Let's sleep," Shiki suggested. With no other words, they collapsed on the floor into a deep slumber. Everyone but Ichijou and Aido of course. No surprise there.
"How else can we make them act like lunatics?" Aido wondered aloud. Ichijou watched the sleeping group.
"What are they going to do for blood?" he asked. "What are we going to do for blood?"
"I got the key my friend," Aido said with a grin. Ichijou rolled his eyes. Go figure. The two snuck out while the others slept and went to grab some blood tablets to bring into the room. This would be another thing that they would "find" and save everyone with. Everything was going according to plan until they walked upon an irritable looking Yori.
Shit Ichijou and Aido thought together.
"Where is Yuuki?" she asked quietly. Despite the emotionless peace of her voice, it scared the living hell out of Aido and Ichijou.
"She's um ah I mean to say that she—" Aido mumbled helplessly but Ichijou saved him.
"Yuuki-chan is with Kaname-sama," he said smoothly. Yori raised an eyebrow.
"So he's drunk too?" she said icily. The vampires winced. Scary human….
"How do you know about that?" demanded Aido.
"I don't know what you're talking about," Ichijou said at the same time. Yori snorted.
"The Chairman told me all about it," she told them. "You are both beyond busted." Aido and Ichijou shared a glance.
"I wish it hadn't come to this," Aido said sadly and without another word, he easily scooped up the squirming human and covered her mouth. Ichijou stared.
"And you don't think that this is a bit overdramatic, Aido?" he asked. Realizing that there was absolutely no point in struggling, Yori went completely still like a good little prisoner while Ichijou slipped something in his pocket and the three walked back to the room where everyone was still passed out on the floor.
"What do we do with her now?" Aido asked Ichijou gesturing at their captive who rolled her brown eyes. This was so stupid.
"I think we should ask her council," Ichijou said quietly. Both Yori and Aido stared like Ichijou had suggested jumping off the school roof.
"Are you stupid?" demanded Aido.
"Bif id bum," Yori attempted to say. Aido warily let go of her mouth and she tried again. "This is dumb!" she snapped.
"Told you she would help," Aido complained to Ichijou. "Let's chuck her in the puke infested closet for the rest of the week," he suggested.
"I'll help you!" Yori said desperately. Anything but a puke infested closet!
"How do we get them to do insane stuff?" Ichijou asked kindly as a plotting villain could. Yori was very smart and could help them a lot with this.
"Just set them off on a rampage," Yori said weakly. She found it hard to believe that she was turning on Yuuki, her best friend! The thought of a puke infested closet struck her and she shuddered.
"But they stopped drinking," Aido reminded her. Suddenly, Yori's eyes glowed with an idea.
"The Chairman," she gasped. Ichijou and Aido jumped.
"Crap! Where?" Aido hissed and Yori scowled. And he was supposed to be some sort of genius….
"I mean we use him to set them off and then you can do your little thing," she said quickly.
"How do we get him?" asked Ichijou. It was Aido's turn to play smart.
"Smarty here runs to him telling him exactly what's happening, he comes and tells Rima that he was right and the whole thing will start all over again!" he said gleefully.
"Why me?" demanded Yori.
"You wanted to tell the Chairman right?" Ichijou reminded her gently. Yori closed her eyes.
"So you want me to go tell the Chairman what's been going on for the past three days so he provokes Touya-san?" she asked slowly. Ichijou and Aido nodded.
"That's pretty much it," Ichijou confirmed.
"What if the Chairman's words make sense to them?" Yori asked in a vain attempt to destroy her own plan. But Ichijou and Aido just smiled.
"They won't" they said together and frog-marched poor Yori out of the room to the Chairman's office. This was going to actually work. Ichijou smiled to himself. He thanked his kind heart for not wanting to throw Yori in the closet. Especially since she might find his precious manga and destroy it.
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Hmm so Yori has come up with a genius plan involving the Chairman. What will happen I wonder? Will he chose his words right and save everyone? Puh-leez, it's the Chairman we're talking about. What do you think?
