A/N- Okay..all of my stories are going to be updated..at one time. So those of you read my other stories, or have on your author alerts are about to get like 5 chapter alerts at once. Just a warning.
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Chapter 12- Arrival of the Satan
(Yeah just a little)
Hidan stared blankly at the line of masking tape between him and Tayuya He frowned slightly. Looking up at Tayuya's triumphant grin with confusion he scratched his head a bit.
"What the fuck was that?"
"I split the room in two."
"What?"
"That's your side and this ones mine."
"Like in those stupid ass Nick sitcoms?"
"Eh, maybe."
There was an awkward, long pause across the room, while Deidara and company still sat outside the door, now munching constantly on a bag of Habanero Doritos. Starting to get bored now.
He got up from the floor. The temptation was too much for Hidan. Time to piss her off more. Especially due to the fact he had just realized she had just sealed him in one corner. He grinned, sliding his right foot ever so slowly across the line.
"Hey, bitch, look I stepped over!"
Tayuya gave him a mean look. So you wanna play that way, huh? Fine by me, shithead.
He stuck his foot over again, and a loud slam was heard. Hidan glanced down, to see her foot smash his poor, unprotected toes. Stupid ass ninja shoes.
He bit down to try and ignore the pain. Lige a big man, Hidan, act like she didn't break that pinkie toe. You've had soo much worse. Decapitation, Hidan...Decapitation. He took a big, deep breath, finally getting over it somewhat.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!" He shouted, filled with his man-pride. "A little sissy move."
The word "sissy" was not one of Tayuya's choice of words. The tomboy had managed to avoid that word since the third grade when she beat the dogshit out of a kid for using it in reference to her. Last she heard he was still in a wheelchair or something. Paralyzed. Some shit like that. But that was a bit besides the point. No one..no one ever had called her that since. She wasn't making any exeptions today.
"What..did you call me...you little prick..."
Deidara grinned. Kisame looked at him oddly. "What?"
"It's going to get interesting again, un."
She lifted the masking tape again, in a very threatening manner. Hidan laughing madly in her face. Her eyes giving him the evilest of evil stares.
"What, you going to make another line?"
She approached him quite slowly, with the tape in her hands, Hidan still doubting she was going to do anything. She looked up.
"Oh, please, what the fuck do you think, you're going to do?"
-Five seconds later-
Tayuya sat on the bed, tossing her masking tape roll with a grin. As Hidan struggled with the tape that had been pushed on his mouth.
"Face the wrath of the Masking tape jutsu, you little sonuvabitch."
"Deidara-sempai! WHAT'S THE MASKING TAPE JUTSU!?"
Deidara froze. He turned to Tobi who had magically seemed to teleport there.
"Where the hell...did you come from, un?"
"Up there!" He pointed at the ceiling. Deidara glared at the gaping hole in the roof.
"Why couldn't you just use the door, un?"
"Well, there was a salesman there Sempai!"
Deidara paused a bit. Something about that seemed slightly off about that statement. He and Kisame exchanged looks. Then Kisame exchanged looks with Kakuzu. Unfortunatly, Itachi was no longer there to keep up the chain. Deidara, standing and turning to his somewhat incompetent partner in..evilness.
"What did this 'Salesman' look like?"
"Well, he was dressed all weird...he had on like..this long black dress with these red clouds..who would wear something like that?"
Deidara and the rest looked at him blankly. Tobi just reaching a new level of idiocy. "Tobi...YOU'RE wearing that, un." He muttered, annoyed. "So am I, Kisame, Itachi, and the rest of us in that fashion. Un."
"So?"
Blank stares. Deidara had to think it over for awhile. Kisame, Kakuzu, and myself are here. Tobi not quite here in mind, but in body. Hidan's getting into another arguement, Zetsu's in the living room, standing in the corner...and that woman's still in the kitchen closet. So..that's eight of us..then it could only be...
"Oh shit, un." Deidara muttered in realization. "The leader's here."
Everybody froze, well, other than the still unkowing Tayuya and Hidan. Kakuzu shivered. "Remember what happened the last time the leader came by?"
Deidara had a sudden rememberance of the mental stress they went through each time. He would go by their rooms and have some sort of mental breakdown if you're socks weren't folded evilly enough. This would be Tobi's first inspection since he started doing them last year. He..was dead. Plain dead.
Deidara peered into Hidan's room.
"Run...run away, the leader's here, un."
Hidan froze and was then struck by a lone shoe thrown by Tayuya in the head. He could hear his funeral coming. The room was too clean! What if clean isn't evil? Speaking that the leader's idea on the word 'evil' seemed to change every week.
Deidara stared at Tayuya, with a look that said something that she could not quite understand. But she didn't like it at all.
What was worse is that they had no time left.
-
"So, you want me to what?"
"Stay in the attic, and never leave until he's gone, un."
"WHAT?!"
Deidara sighed. This had to be dealt with quick. Who knew how long he had been out there. Waiting. Waiting, and waiting. Okay you get the point. The leader. Was a total ass. The drill sergeant of evil and bullshit. The master of mayhem and destruction and...strangely restriction. Even though that didn't seem to match up with the others at all.
They heard a loud beat on the door, which suprisingly they had not heard earlier.
Deidara noticed the bathroom behind him. He looked around and shoved her in with a shout of.
"Stay in there! He won't look in there, un." He looked at Hidan with a face that told him he was screwed. After all the last year he only survived due to the evil religion. Now that his paint was gone. The leader would think he gave up his religion and was not evil enough. Of course. He loved that word.
Evil.
Evil.
It echoed in their minds like so many broken records, until they smashed the cd player on the floor. Then the record player kept playing.
Evil.
Evil.
They heard another beating on the door. And the horror began.
Tayuya still standing a bit blankly in the bathroom. "I'm kind of huingry."
-
"Hit the lights. un." Deidara muttered and Kakuzu flashed them off. "You know how he is about the lights."
A/N- Sorry about this chapter folks, I was in a rush and my alerts are broken so it kind of turned into a transitional chapter.
Sorry.
really, really, sorry!
