Author's note: I finally found time to update! YES! I love rame. Sorry that way pointless. I don't own VK. I don't even own the computer I'm using...how sad. When I cruelly left you readers alone and begging, Aido, Ichijou and Yori were off to the Chairman's office to help save Aido's criminal plan. So what's the Chairman gonna do?
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Yori ran down the hall as fast as her short legs would carry her to the Chairman's office. She pounded furiously on the door until it was thrown open by a flustered-looking Chairman Cross.
"What have you come to report?" he exclaimed happily. He paid no attention to the fact that Yori was gasping for breath and was very red in the face.
"Rima got them all drunk and now they all passed out," she said bluntly. The Chairman frowned.
"Even Yuuki?" he asked sounding slightly disappointed. Yori nodded, knowing that this would make the Chairman come quicker. Aido and Ichijou watched in amazement as their new partner in crime lied like she did this everyday.
"She's good," Ichijou noted appreciatively. Aido snorted.
"I'm better," he said. Ichijou rolled his eyes and they followed the Chairman and Yori hidden from view all the way to the Moon dorms.
The Chairman walked through the now unlocked door and gazed at the sleeping vampires and Yuuki. He walked carefully over to Rima and bent down next to her ear.
"I TOLD YOU SO!" he yelled in a sing-song voice, making her super sensitive ears thud painfully. This also woke up the rest of the room and the Chairman soon found himself surrounded by many sleep-deprived vampires.
"Told me what?" snapped Rima.
"I told you drinking and pockey were bad and look where it got you!" the Chairman said, practically dancing in delight at his triumph.
Rima raised an eyebrow. "So what?" she asked him.
"Well, all of you made the idiotic mistake—" the Chairman was about to begin his babble when Aido saw his chance.
"Are you calling us idiots?" he asked innocently. It worked apparently because everyone was set off now.
"All these years I respected you and you call me an idiot?" Kaname said coldly.
"You just insulted Kaname-sama!" Ruka hissed.
"Does this mean we start drinking again?" asked Kain.
"Shut up," said Zero.
"Daaaaaaaaaaaddyyyyy!" Yuuki squealed indignantly. "That was so mean!"
"She called me 'Daddy'!" the Chairman said, half in tears.
"We shouldn't listen to him" Ichijou advised and nods and yells of "yeah!" could be heard in the crowd. Actually, it wasn't much of a crowd; just a bunch of pissed off vampires and an insulted Yuuki.
"The pockey!!" Rima gasped suddenly. Everyone turned to stare at her as a triumphant look came into her eyes.
"What about it?" asked Aido curiously.
"Maybe the alcohol wasn't good but there is nothing wrong with pockey!" she cried and several people nodded.
"It would be idiotic to agree with her," the Chairman said after getting over his Yuuki-called-me-Daddy fit. The Chairman seemed to have a way with words. Not in a positive way apparently….
"He called us idiots again!" Rima exclaimed.
"POCKEY TIME!!" Shiki hollered and without another word, the pockey was being consumed in outrageous amounts. Another idea popped into Aido's genius brain. He knew just as well that there was nothing wrong with pockey. There was something wrong with pockey that somehow ended up with something wrong in it. Yes, Aido knew exactly how to make the Night class act like raving lunatics. Aido leaned lightly over to where Ichijou stood, looking amazed at the amount of pockey that could be eaten at once. The Chairman and Yori had already made their escape out the door. Aido tapped on his partner-in-crime's arm and whispered his amazing plan. Ichijou's eyes widened measurably.
"That's so brutal of you, Hanabusa," Ichijou said quietly.
"But we can eat pockey too. Just not the ones that are messed with," Aido whispered. Ichijou seemed to struggle with words for a minute.
"Well, that changes things," he said finally and the plan was quickly set in motion.
Ichijou would take the pockey, fill it with insane amounts of anything that could hype up someone and presto, we have comedy. The best part? Aido and Ichijou still got pockey.
Ichijou went into his hidden stash of random assortments of candy and sugar. He cracked opened a box of pockey and cracked a few of the pieces open. Aido quickly smashed the candy to microscopic bits and tucked it in. How managed to get the pockey in and how he managed to fix up the pockey, no one will ever know nor understand. Either way he did and the messed-with pockey was devoured.
"Let's dip them in caramel and sugar next time," Aido whispered. Ichijou nodded.
It wasn't really like it mattered. This was just too fun. It always is—until you get caught anyway.
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I'm sorry it was short and infuriatingly late. I just been really busy with homework and the secret fort—whoops! Blew the secret!! I promise I will attempt to make my next update quicker.
