Ambrosia:
"Your Love Is Reciprocated"

"Goddammit, why can't I get through to his thick skull?!"

Sakura sighs, preferring to let her friend rant before running damage control.

"I've done everything I can think of and HE STILL DOESN'T GET IT!! HE'S WORSE THAN NARUTO WITH HINATA!!"

A wince, that was harsh.

"Stupid, self-centered men who can't wrap their minds around romance! Lazy, selfish, unmotivated, sexist, rude!"

Sakura prays she'll run out of air soon.

"And- and… and what am I going to do!?" The loud wail rips through the room, and Sakura suddenly finds herself covered by a blonde waterworks factory, knocking over a vase of ambrosia as they fall to the floor.

"Sakuraaaa! Do you have ANY advice? Any miracle drug I can slip in his food?"

"I'm afraid not, Ino."

"But if I don't get through to him soon that hussy from Sand is gonna steal him! I just know it! And he's too damn lazy to protest! The bastard'd probably like it! ARRG!! Why does he have to be so dense? Why cant he be a genius when it comes to feelings, too?!"

Finally, Sakura can say something. While maybe not awe-inspiring in its groundbreaking wisdom, it is exactly what the distressed kunoichi needs.

"Because you love him the way he is now."

And this time, the tears aren't of frustration.


I know I'm gonna get yelled at for calling Temari a hussy... BUT IT ISNT MY FAULT!! It's something a romance-rival charged Ino would call her, right? I dont know what lame nickname to make, Billboardbrow and she-with-too-many-pigtails? Nope, doesnt sound right. Oddly enough, I like ShikaTema more than ShikaIno, but I'm on an Ino rush here. Besides, its such a cute theme.

ALSO! Sorry for not updating in so long, I just got back from camp, and school is starting tomorrow, so I'm gonna be busy until I get back in academic-mode. (Screams of terror echo through the night.)