Queen Luana: We're BACK!

SS Jentl: Muahahaaa!

Queen Luana: Together with our favorite Squaresoft/Square Enix/Square heartless. Welcome to our next half. Jentl?

SS Jentl: MUAHAHAHAHAA!

Queen Luana: Thank you.


Scenes from a hat

"Okay, here we are with the next half of, 'Whose Square is it Anyway?" Queen Luana smiles. "Where the points are as useless as locks on a 24/24 shop!"

"Thanks for staying with our show," SS Jentl fills in. "We're going right on with a great 'Scenes from a hat'! You oughta love that part of the show. Okay everyone, step up and wait patiently for your first topic, let's see here… Things you do NOT want to hear during surgery."

Riku steps up first. "Ah kidneys, they're getting more and more expensive with the day!" He stops cutting his patient. "Hey! This guy still has both!" BUZZ!

Then it's Squall's turn. "Hey! Give that back!" he yells in the distance. "Stupid dog!" BUZZ!

Auron cuts his patient happily. "Lalalalalalaaa… OOPS!" He pulls a painful face. "I hope that wasn't vital…" BUZZ!

"Okay I'm nearly done stitching," Ansem says and then looks at his wrist. "Has anyone seen my watch?" BUZZ!

Squall is flipping through a book in a hurry. "Don't worry, it has to be in here somewhere!" BUZZ!

Riku is looking real tense. "Okay, everyone be real quiet… I really need to concentrate right now…" Luana honks loudly. BUUUUUZZZ!

SS Jentl sniggers. "Hey, you weren't supposed to interfere," she says.

"Yeah, I was a little scared Riku was a good surgeon," Luana smiles. "You can never be too sure, can you? Kay, now let me pick a strip… Things the world really doesn't need."

Riku steps up with a smile, holding something in his hand. "The new ID cards also features finger prints and iris scan. From now on, you'll never have to drag those heavy fingers and eye balls along with you again!" BUZZ!

Auron makes dramatic motions with his hands. "It's new… It's fast… It's thrilling… It's the Barf Slide!" BUZZ!

Ansem chuckles. "Hello, my name is SS Jentl!" BUUUUUZZ!

"Okay Ansem, that's minus 500 points for you," SS Jentl says.

Ansem merely grines. "I didn't have any points yet."

SS Jentl clears her throat and draws another slip. "Okay on to the next one… When people say this you really want to hit them."

Squall sighes deeply. "I like you, but in a different kind of way." BUZZ! "Heh, that one gave so many boys a black eye," Queen Luana grines.

"Wow, is that your girrrrlfriend!" Riku cries excitedly. "What happened to Hannah? Weren't you still with Hannah? Are you Hannah? Hannah was so much prettier…" BUZZ!

Ansem walks up and starts dancing. "Hit me baby one more time!" BUZZ! He recieves a bunch of smacks from Queen Luana. "I hate Britney Spears, haven't ever seen a more naïve stupid person!" she sais and caresses her fists. "My precious…"

Auron looks from one side to another anxiously, then gives Ansem a little push. Immediately a stampede of screaming Sora-fans run up and beat the snot outta Ansem. BUUUUUZZZZ!

SS Jentl giggles. "Poor Ansem… Hey, we've got people watching our show! Cool! Well, except for Luana's little fanclub…"

DBZ gang looks around for a moment then start cheering. "GO LUANA! THIS SHOW ROCKS!"

SS Jentl shakes her head with a grine. "Sweet power of suggestion…" She clears her throat. "Well that's all the time we've got left. And the winner is Riku, since he's the hottest. Insert droolling here." Bunch of Riku-fans drool. SS Jentl twitches. "Uh, Luana, we need someone to mop this up please? Ahem… I was saying, Riku, since you're our winner, you can choose which scene from a hat you want them to do."

Riku grines. "Things you'd never hear you two say!"

Queen Luana sighes. "Very well, but I'm ready to hit the buzzer!"

Squall steps up beaming and hands vowed. "I do!" The others start humming the wedding music. BUZZ! Queen Luana starts foaming around the mouth.

"Oh! You really think I look good in this? Really?" Ansem asks and whipes away a tear from the corner of his eye. The audience is holding Queen Luana back at a leash. BUZZ!

"Oh my God," Auron says nearly crying. "I – I never would've thought I would be nominated for the Noble price of peace!" BUZZ!

Ansem casts a lustful look. "Auron, you are so hot…" "WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!" Auron cries. BUUUZZZZ!

"That last I could appreciate," SS Jentl says and chuckles. "Thanks for watching and we'll see you next time on 'Whose square is it anyway?'"

Queen Luana's leash snaps and she rushes towards the four candidates who all scream.

SS Jentl sweatdrops. "But obviously not with these guys… Good night!"


Queen Luana: Wow… Scenes from a Hat really is our favorite round, isn't it?

SS Jentl: It's so much humor in so little time.

Queen Luana: Yeah… But we'll try to find place for a few other rounds in the next episode. See you then!

SS Jentl: Ciao!