I DON'T own Naruto


Hinata leaned forward and pecked the still sleeping Naruto on his lips. "Mmm Hinata.. Ramen.." Hinata giggled as she watched Naruto sleep further, drooling slightly. After a few minutes she took her bag and made her way out of the house to meet Sakura.


-Meanwhile at the Uchiha-Haruno Residence-

Sasuke entered the kitchen in only a pair of boxers and an open hanging bathrobe. He made himself a big mug of coffee and started to read the note Sakura left behind.

Goodmorning my grumpy-bear,

By the time you'll read this I'll be underway on my mission with Hinata-chan.

I hope you won't miss me too much while I'm gone ;)

Anyway, I left you some tomato-soup in the fridge for dinner.

I'll be back in a day or five, so behave until then.

I'll miss you!

Love,

Your Cherry-Blossom

P.S.: Have fun with Hinata's pet!

Sasuke's left eye began to twitch, he hoped that he just dreamed it but reality stung in his ass like a bee. He could just hear Sakura giggling by now. He sighed, put the note away, finished his coffee and went upstairs to take a shower.


-An hour later-

Sasuke, who was freshly showered and fully dressed by now, was reading a newspaper while munching on a tomato in peace.. -KNOCK KNOCK- Well.. That didn't last very long…

Sasuke made his way to the door and opened it.

"Goodmorning Sasuke-teme!"

Sasuke blinked a few times. In front of him was a grinning Naruto with fox ears carrying a carton box.

"O-Oi Dobe, what's with the fox ears?" Sasuke asked as he let Naruto in.

"Huh? Oh! This? Hinata-chan always mak--"

"No, never mind I don't want to know" Sasuke shuddered at the thought of Sakura making him wear bunny ears.

Both walked into the kitchen. Naruto put the box down on the table and sat down on a chair while Sasuke just stood leaning against the fridge. "Okay, since you'll be living here for the next few days, you're gonna live by my rules.. And because Hyuuga-san asked me to watch you and you're wearing the fox ears--"

"I'm wearing a collar too!"

Sasuke slapped his forehead, that he didn't need to know.. He cleared his throat.

"As I was saying since you're acting like Hyuuga-san's pet, I'm gonna treat you like one."

Naruto blinked and slowly nodded.

"The rules are simple: 1. You're not allowed anywhere near the stove or the knifes, if you're hungry you come to me 2. No food in the living room, you'll always eat in the kitchen and 3. Never enter my room, do that and you're dead! Live up to these few rules and this nightmare will be over before we know it… Understood?"

Naruto nodded, "Just one question.." Sasuke nodded in approval.

"Where do I sleep?"

"On the couch or on the floor whichever you prefer."

"Okidoki!"


After emptying the box, that not so surprisingly contained cups of instant ramen, in the kitchen, Naruto took the box with him into the living room. He put the box down and launched himself on the couch. Sasuke walked into the living room, turned on the TV and handed Naruto the remote. "I'm going out to train, I'll be back in a few hours"

Naruto, who was already watching the TV intensely, merely nodded not bothering to look up from the screen. Sasuke sighed and made his way to the door. 'This is gonna be one hell of a week..'


I hope you liked it!

Gotta go to bed now .