Queen Luana: Here we are back again.

SS Jentl: Ready to entertain you with some brand new Whose Square is it anyway!

Queen Luana: But let's cut the (beep) and continue with our show!


Blind date

Queen Luana run into the kitchen and fight each other. "I'm sitting on the chair!" SS Jentl grumbles through clenched teeth but Queen Luana pulls at her hair and struggles so hard eventually she plumps down onto the chair.

"Welcome to Whose Square is it Anyway!" she smiles broadly. "The show where everything's made up and point are useless! That's right, the points are just as useful as Blind, Silence, Curse and other magic when your fighting bosses! THEY'RE USELESS!"

"So frustrating," Tidus shakes his head sadly.

"But of course!" Queen Luana exclaims happily while she pushes back a struggling SS Jentl who is determined to hop onto the chair. "Let us first say hi to all our candidates! 'I'm not real' Tidus, 'I'm always with you' Sora, 'What did you call me?' Zell and 'Oh poopie' Rikku!" The entire cast nods as everyone in the seats cheers.

"Guess what, we actually got ourself an audience!" SS Jentl says, who finally gives up on trying to get Luana off her chair. "We had a surprising amount of requests for tickets and they all came. It's amazing."

"Because of a great financial boost we're also able to set the next episode in the kitchen!" Queen Luana says. "Which, to my surprise as well, is twice as big as our living room."

"Small architectal fault," SS Jentl murmurs.

"Since our last episode existed out of nearly nothing but 'Scenes from a hat', we're now going to try to do without it."

A loud 'Awww…' emerges from the audience and Jentl shrugs. "It's life people, learn to deal with it. But you know what, if you write lots of reviews we might even grant you the request of which rounds are going to appear in the next show!" An excited 'Ooooh!' is heard this time.

"Got that right," Jentl says. "Anyways, our first round is 'Let's make a date' and it's for all four of you. Rikku, since your our only female at the moment, you can be one of the candidates, Zell, you're our bachelorette."

Zell gets onto his chair grumbling.

"For those who aren't familiar with the show," SS Jentl continues. "In 'Let's make a date' we set off with some sort of Blind Date scene. These guys each get a never seen before enveloppe with a character in it which they have to act out, and our beautiful bachelorette-" Death glare from Zell. "Will have to guess who they are playing."

Tidus sniggers at seeing his enveloppe, Rikku's jaw drops and Sora raises an eyebrow in confussion.

"Take it away, guys," SS Jentl says and buzzes.

"Hi guys!" Zell says and waves his hand. "And hello bachelor number oooone!"

(Schoolkid who got failed by his teacher) "Yes, indeed I was number one!" Tidus cries. "But now… How can you do this to me! It's not human! I didn't have enough time…" He starts crying softly. "Not enough time…"

Zell twitches. "I see…" He clears his throat. "Then let's go over to bachelor number two…"

(Just watched a series of horror movies and is now scared to death) Rikku carefully pops out her head from behind her chair. "Who said that?" She looks around trembling spots Zell and dives back behind her chair with a loud shriek.

"Now I understand why you people are on a dating show," Zell sighes. "Bachelor number three, how are you doing?"

(Thinks he's nominated for an oscar) Sora places his hand on his chest and sighes deeply. "Oh I'm – I'm so happy!" he says and whipes away a tear. "I'm so – Wow! I never thought I'd actually get here I…. Wow…"

"Wow, I think I'm going to be very happy at the end of the show as well," Zell says. "Okay, Bachelor number one, on a sunny hot day I just like to lie down in the grass and enjoy the sun. What would you like to do?"

Tidus jumps up and down. "Oh I know! I know! Uh, don't tell me!" he cries and grabs his head in pain. "Come on… I… Ugh… WHY DO YOU ASK ME SUCH DIFICULT QUESTIONS!" He hangs down his head sobbing.

"It's cool man," Zell says and turns to Rikku. "A chracteristic which makes me unique would be my ability to eat dozens of hot dogs at a time. But bachelor number two, what's your special ability?" Rikku crafeully rises from behind the chair, leans over and whispers: "I see dead people…" Then she quickly ducks behind her chair again.

Zell sweatdrops. "That's cool man. Then, I don't know if I should, bachelor number three. My best friend is my mother, but who do you like a lot?"

Sora sits up straight. "Well, I would like to thank my mother, and Steven of course. And my friends and everyone who has supported me! You guys are the best!" He throws them all a kiss then whipes away another tear. The entire cast now sweatdrops. Queen Luana pokes SS Jentl.

"Buzz it, buzz it now." BUZZ!

"Okay that was ahem – uh – weird!" Queen Luana smiles. "Okay, tell us Zell, who do you think they are?"

"Mental patients?" Zell guesses and then looks at them. "Well, I think Tidus was in a quiz or something…"

SS Jentl checks her card. "Close, he got failed by his teacher."

"That was such an easy part to play," Tidus smiles widely.

"And…" Zell continues. "Rikku had obviously watched too many horror movies." Rikku jumps into Tidus arms when Sora scratches his nose. Once again, everyone sweatdrops. "And Sora was nominated for the oscars, I believe."

"Like he would ever," Rikku mutters from the audience and gets evil glares by Sora-fans. "Uh… popcorn anyone?"

"Well, that's it for now," Queen Luana says. "We'll be back right after the intermission. Go advertisements!"


Queen Luana: That's all folks!

SS Jentl: Tatatatatatatatatatatatatataaaaa!

SS Jentl & Queen Luana : (sternly) We do not own the Looney Tunes.