Queen Luana: Yessirre, I'm on fire!
SS Jentl: (licks finger then presses it against Queen Luana's cheek) KSSSSSSS! Hot lady!
Queen Luana: Another episode! Wheeeeh!
What's that?
"Welcome to another exciting episode of 'Whose Square is it Anyway?'," SS Jentl announces. "On tonight's show, 'You shall be slain' Paine! 'Just you and me' Kairi! 'What's up, ya?' Wakka! And 'Teehee' Selphie!" SS Jentl sits down in the chair. "And I'm your host SS Jentl. Queen Luana isn't here because I stole her clock radio. Haha… So once again, welcome to Whose Square is it Anyway? The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like whether Shelinda would die in Final Fantasy X. Who cares! It doesn't matter." Approving nod from Wakka.
"We shall continue with a game called 'Two line vocabulary'. This will be lots of fun for Selphie and Kairi, but very frustrating for Wakka. Come on up guys." They step up, Kairi and Selphie very excited, Wakka scowling. "Okay so, Selphie your two lines are: 'What's that?' and 'I don't think you're supposed to do that'"
Seplhie giggles. "I'm gonna use that first one a lot. A lot a lot!" Wakka groans.
"And Kairi, your two lines are 'I love it when you do that' and 'Hey, who do you think you are?'," SS Jentl says. "Wakka, I'm already feeling sorry for you."
"Did you notice all our lines end with 'that'?" Kairi says.
"I don't know, I don't care," SS Jentl shrugs. "Okay, now, the scene is: you've all been abducted by aliens, and now you're trying to figure out how to escape. Take it away."
"Okay, I'm almost done picking this lock," Wakka mutters leaning over.
"I don't think you're supposed to do that,"Selphie says.
"Hey! I'm trying to get us out of here, so do you mind!" Wakka says frsutrated.
"Oh, I love it when you do that," Kairi says and strokes his back.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," Wakka says. "Aha! I've opened it."
"What's that?" Selphie says pointing at Wakka's hand.
"It's a hair clip, I used it to open the door," Wakka sighs.
"What's that?" Selphie now pointing at the door.
"That's a door, it's used to get in and out of rooms," Wakka says already annoyed.
"Hey, who do you think you are?" Kairi says.
"Me? I think I'm the one saving your ass!" Wakka says now getting seriously pissed off.
"Oh, I love it when you do that," Kairi now smiles and strokes a hand through Wakka's hair..
"I don't think your supposed to do that," Selphie tells her. Wakka groans and walks out of the room.
"Okay, now, there may be guards around here so we better be careful," he says. "And warn me when you see one…"
"WHAT'S THAT!" Selphie shrieks and both Kairi and Wakka leap into the air. Wakka calms down and slaps Selphie.
"That's a fridge!" he says through gritted teeth and Selphie squals.
"I don't think you're supposed to do that!" she cries.
"Oh, I love it when you do that," Kairi smiles and Selphie starts sobbing. She looks up.
"What's that?"
"Oh no!" Wakka cries. "It's the alarm, they've found us!" He coughs. "Poison gas!"
"What's that?" Selphie asks.
"It kills you…" Wakka coughs and sinks to his knees.
"Oh… uche… I love it when you do that…" Kairi sobs. She and Wakka drop dead. Selphie shakes her head.
"I don't think you're supposed to do that." BUZZ!
SS Jentl is laughing. "Oh, don't you love teasing Wakka?"
"Sure do!" Selphie and Kairi smile widely. SS Jentl shakes her head still laughing loudly.
"We'll be right back with World's Worst, and maybe Queen Luana, so don't go away!"
Queen Luana: See you later my buddies!
SS Jentl: And don't forget to review!
Queen Luana: Oh, we might be doing a Whose Line as well, so if you've got good lines, post them in a review.
SS Jentl: Same goes for World's Worst and Scenes from a hat.
