Queen Luana : Muahaha, we're back !

SS Jentl: With another episode!

Queen Luana: And NEW characters!


Kimahri, Lulu, Yuffie and Seymour

"Welcome back," Queen Luana smiles. "It's warm outside and my mum's cooking so we've moved the place to the garden. And hey, welcome to another episode of Whose Square is it Anyway? And tonight we have 'Zap' Lulu, 'Fling' Yuffie, 'Grumble' Kimahri and 'Pure evil' Seymour!"

"Yes, so the show is Whose Square is it anyway," SS Jentl takes over. "We ripped a formula, kidnapped a bunch of computer animated freaks and threw in a multicultural audience, and this is what we got."

"Just a quick reminder," Queen Luana says, "the points do not matter, in case you still haven't figured out. Yep, the points are as useless as Phoenix Downs in cutscenes! No seriously, what's the big idea! Aeris could've been okay…" She breaks down sobbing and everyone sweatdrops.

"But hey let's continue, before we've all melted," SS Jentl says.

"No kidding," Yuffie says. "I'm sweating from places I never thought I could. Fingertips, kneecaps, you name it." She lifts her bum from her chair for a moment.

"Let's just get this over with and get started with a game called 'whose line' for Yuffie and Kimahri," SS Jentl reads from the card and Luana hands both of them two strips of paper. "We've had some lines sent in by reviewers which we've written down on these lil' papers. They have to improvise a scene and use these lines as they go along. And the scene is… Yuna is about to perform her sending, but her rod is nowhere to be found. Guardians, take it away."

"It can't be too far," Yuffie says and looks around.

"Kimahri checked Yuna's room, no rod there," Kimahri says with little expression. "Maybe Yuna needs to do it without rod."

"Oh, don't be ridiculous," Yuffie says, "it's written in the teachings!" She nods and starts pulling out a strip. "It's written right there on page thirty-four… I'll have a number six with extra mayonaise." Both of them look puzzled for a moment. "Then when you go and look at page six," Yuffie continues, "you'll see it written there that the summoner must always use her rod to perform sendings."

"And the mayonaise?"

"That's just a little joke." They continue searching.

"Maybe Yuna can use Kimahri's spear," Kimahri then says and pretends to hold something out to Yuffie.

"Yes, that's a possibility," Yuffie mumbles and observes the invisible spear. "Oh, there's something written here."

"Yes, Kimahri wrote down personal message for Yuna," Kimahri says and pulls out one of his strips. "I've got butter in my pants and I know it's turning you on."

Yuffie looks at him sweetly. "See you can do proper English if you try?" she smiles and Kimahri nods. She puts her hands on her hips. "Okay, so we've got your spear. But now we have to make it look like a rod."

"But how will we do that?" Kimahri asks.

"I don't know, Kimahri," Yuffie says. "But we'll work something out. Because no matter what happens, we must never forget the guardian's motto." She reads her second strip. "Your mom is hot." She hesitantly turns to explain. "Because, Kimahri. If all moms had been hot, perhaps Sin would've reconsidered and we wouldn't be in this mess right now."

"Kimahri agrees," he says and steps up. "Kimahri will never forget what Kimahri told his mother before she died."

Yuffie folds her hands sympathetically. "And what is that?" she asks as Kimahri pulls out his strip.

"It's not easy being a poodle." BUZZ!

"We'll save Kimahri the need to explain that," Queen Luana smiles. "And that great scene just earned you one point. And you'll need to share it because we're doing some budget cuts."

"Luana and I went to Las Vegas yesterday," SS Jentl explains, "spent tenthousand…"

"Twelvethousand," Luana corrects.

"Twelvethousand points on hookers and cheap beer." SS Jentl rearranges the cards. "And Queen Luana woke up beside this old wrinkled naked obese midget."

"Man, I must've been wasted."

"The midget told her," SS Jentl chuckles and gets hit on the head with the frying pan of doom.

"Let's end this chapter with a quick round of world's worst," Queen Luana grumbles and everyone steps up. "And I'm asking you to give me the world's worst hairstyles."

Everyone gives Seymour a meaningful look.

"You will all perish," he snaps.

"Yeah, okay, maybe that was a little too obvious," Jentl smirks, "the world's worst things to do at a wedding then."

"You will all perish," Seymour says. BUZZ!

"Boring," Yuffie says, "let's get Yuna to summon Ifrit." BUZZ!

"I do," Lulu smiles and then stares at the ceiling. "However…" BUZZ!

"Rinoa," Yuffie pretends to read from the bible, "do you take Squall as your lawfully wedded husband?" And then she shakes her head and mouthes 'no'. BUZZ!

Kimahri steps up solemnly. "Kimahri thinks mate looks fat in wedding dress." BUUUUUZZ!

SS Jentl smacks the table with her fists while roaring with laughter. "Oh my God, that was so funny!" She fans her face with the cards. "We'll be back…"


Queen Luana: (still lying on the floor unconsciously)

SS Jentl: Oh hey, it would be nice if we got some more requests cause we've practically done all of them by now and it's much more fun to do when we know what you'd like to see.