SS Jentl : We're baaaack !
Queen Luana: And it seems that more and more people have found out that we're not dead.
SS Jentl: (cuddles the reviews)
Scenes from a hat
"Welcome back to Whose Square," Queen Luana says and holds an ice pack against her head. "You know what's really funny. I hit Jentl over the head with the frying pan of doom and at the end of the chapter I'm the one lying on the ground unconsciously."
"The great law of Wicca," SS Jentl smiles. "I woke up next to three midgets."
"And by now it's gotten hotter than sex out here," Luana says and wipes the sweat of her forehead. "Seriously my shorts have melted together with my bum. It's shum. Or borts. And if you spell that differently you get a Russian beet soup."
"Long story short, yes, her bum is Russian beet soup," SS Jentl smiles. "Now that we've made that clear, let's go over to another game of Scenes from a hat. This time, we took all of Sky Bolt's ideas, mixed them with some of ours and put them in our cowboy hat. Fancy that. Okay, if all of you could step up. And hey, whoever we like most will get a towel."
The cast looks slightly more interested.
"Yeah, that's right," SS Jentl says. "I know you want it. And our first scene is… Crazy things to use as a weapon."
Yuffie runs over and takes the towel. She twirls it up and slashes it. BUZZ!
Yuffie holds out the towel but Queen Luana laughs and waves her hand. "Nah, you keep it."
Seymour pretends to be writing something on the blackboard. Then he holds out his hand with long sharp nails and runs it down the invisible blackboard meanwhile making a shrieking noise. BUZZ!
Lulu steps up. "Beware. My sharp sarcasm." BUZZ! "Oh yeah, that was really impressive." BUUUUUZZ!
"And those poor monsters run off crying," Queen Luana sniggers. "Next card. Pointless ways to die."
Lulu walks up, leans over and pats her lap. "Come here, lil' Tonberry," she says, "come on! Come on! Come on, lil' Tonberry!" BUZZ!
Yuffie looks at something ahead of her. "What, so this is a Bomb?" she asks and starts poking it. "Doesn't do much, does it?" BUZZ!
Kimahri walks over to Seymour and starts waving his hands in front of his face. "Kimahri not touching you." BUZZ!
"For some reason it always sounds so much funnier when he says it," SS Jentl chuckles. She pulls out the next card. "What the monsters are thinking."
Lulu steps up and starts bobbing up and down. "Elemental magic huh?" she says mimicking a Flan. "Fine. As long as they don't find out I'm edible." BUZZ!
Yuffie waves her hands. "Peace! Love! Companionsh-" Lulu pretends to strike her down. BUZZ!
"Wow, Lulu and Yuffie are really taking the lead, here," Queen Luana says. "Next. When Sephiroth attacks."
Yuffie shrieks. "Oh my God! We better get out of here and…" She looks again and relaxes. "Oh, it's only Ansem." BUZZ!
"Yeah, why was Sephiroth so much tougher than Ansem?" Queen Luana says. "Really. Okay, one more for the road. Convention of the Squall fanclub."
Everyone steps up, arms crossed, says nothing for a while and then says: "Whatever." BUZZ!
"Okay, that's it for today," SS Jentl says as Luana keeps pressing the buzzer. "Do tune in next time for another exciting episode of Whose Square is it anyway! And review!"
Queen Luana: And yeah, Lulu's flan impression was a reference to what Rikku says the first time she encounters one.
SS Jentl: Yeah, she asks whether it's edible.
Queen Luana: Read and review! Or just review, whatever suits you! (puppy eyes)
