Queen Luana : We're back whoot whoot !
SS Jentl: Queen Luana is focussing on her other fic, that's why it took a bit longer.
Queen Luana: It's called Chin up, girl. Go and read it. (loads shotgun) NOOOOW!
Vaan, Roxas, Yuna and Seifer
"Welcome back, everyone," SS Jentl smiles, "welcome to a brand new fresh episode of Whose Square is it anyway! On tonight's show: 'one day I'll fly away' Vaan, 'nobody knows' Roxas, 'if you say so' Yuna and 'touch me and you're dead' Seifer!"
"We're still Luana and Jentl and we're here to kick some ass and give some points while we're at it!" Queen Luana says. "Unfortunately they do not matter. That's right. The points are just like Final Fantasy X-2…"
"Ouch," SS Jentl says.
"Yeah, that's why we got the Final Fantasy X version," Luana says and nods in Yuna's direction. "Sorry pervy game-nerds. She's wearing her long skirt."
Some people in the audience: "Daaaaaamn."
"Oh and hey, if you were wondering how we get all the bad guys on the show," Queen Luana whispers, "we drug them! And we drug them good."
Seifer drools.
"Okay, he wasn't exactly a bad guy, but come on, look at him." She pokes Seifer who starts to smile. "Isn't he cute."
"Yeah, but now that you mentioned drugs we have to raise our rating," SS Jentl says.
"T is for teletubbies," Seifer murmurs and the other three move their chairs a few meters away from him.
"Okay, and until he gains consciousness again," SS Jentl says, "we'll continue with a game of 'Two line vocabulary', this is for Vaan, Roxas and Yuna."
The three of them step up. "The three of them will act out a scene," she explains, "and Vaan gets to say anything he wants, but Yuna and Roxas only get to say two lines. It's really annoying." She chuckles. "Oh yeah. Well, Roxas, your lines are 'Say what?' and 'Burn!'"
He nods with a grin.
"And Yuna, your lines are 'I don't know' and 'Look at the size of that!'"
Yuna frowns and then giggles.
"And the scene is," SS Jentl continues, "Vaan is leading a mission to try and steal an airship and Yuna and Roxas are his helpful henchmen. Take it away."
Vaan looks up and puts his hands on his hips. "Wow, it's even bigger than I thought it would…"
"Look at the size of that!" Yuna screams and Vaan nods.
"I know it's huge," he says. "Okay guys, I think there's no one around, let's try and get inside."
"Say what?" Roxas asks.
"I said there's no one near so we can try and get inside."
"I don't know," Yuna says and looks around doubtfully. She gasps and points at something ahead of her. "Look at the size of that!"
"Yeah that's a pretty big rock," Vaan agrees.
Roxas runs forward. "Burn!"
"No, no, what have I told you about burning rocks!" Vaan snaps and holds him back at his shoulder.
"I don't know," Yuna shrugs.
Vaan sighs. "I told you that we shouldn't do it."
"Burn!" Roxas hisses.
"Hey, drop the attitude, mister!" Vaan warns him.
Yuna points at the vein pumping on his forehead. "Oh, look at the size of that!"
"Okay, listen, both of you," Vaan says and pulls them in close. "Now we're going to try and focus so we can get on the airship and away from this place."
Both of them are silent for a moment. "Say what?" Roxas then asks.
Yuna shakes her head. "I don't know."
"Burn!"
Vaan holds him back. "No, we're not going to burn people for being ignorant."
Roxas lowers his head.
"So, let's get to it people," Vaan says. "Come on."
"Look at the size of that!"
"Yes, it's a big ship all right?!"
Yuna shakes her head and points at Queen Luana's ass. "Look at the size of THAT!" BUZZ!
The three of them sit down.
"Hey, thousand points to Yuna for stating the obvious," SS Jentl smiles and get slapped in the head with the frying pan of doom.
"And stay down!" Queen Luana says and puts the pan away again. "Now we definitely have to put the rating up because Yuna suggested the A-word." Queen Luana shakes her head with a sigh. "Spineless Yuna, of all people."
"I'm the FFX Yuna with the FFX-2 attitude," she smiles sweetly.
"I can live with that," Queen Luana nods, "and hey, is Seifer awake yet?"
Zell runs up from the audience and slaps him, waits and slaps him a few more times. Then he runs back. "Nope."
"Okay then," Luana says. "Oh yeah, we keep all the characters that have already been on the show and put them in the audience. So next time you try to open your save file and they're not there…" She raises her eyebrows a few times.
Zell runs up again and smacks Seifer another time.
"Well, we'll be back in less than a week. Hopefully Seifer will have gained consciousness by then. Goodnight."
Queen Luana: Yeah, it's short but I'm leaving for three days tomorrow morning so I thought I'd post something. Anyway, review! I expect reviews when I get back. (loads bazooka)
