Queen Luana : Guess what ? Both Jentl and I died but now that we've been resurected, we can get back to doing some more improvising.
SS Jentl: I'm so stiff right now.
Axel, Penelo, Zack and Tifa
"Hey, we have no idea whether we've invited any of our guests yet, but we're to lazy to go and check," Jentl smiles. "So welcome to a new whose square is it anyway! On tonight's show: I can be your hero, Axel! I need a hero, Penelo! I want to become a hero, Zack! And has anyone seen yesterday's Heroes, Tifa!"
"We're the weirdest hosts you'll ever see," Queen Luana smiles, "and we bring to you Whose Square is it Anyway? The Square version of a popular improv show that shall remain nameless. What we can tell you is that the point don't matter. That's right, the points are just like friends when you've got aeons."
"They are so cool," Jentl drools.
"We'll get this show started with, oh let's say, a game of Number of Words! This is for everyone. Our performers have to act out the scene but the thing is, we give them a number of words to which they have to stick. Axel, you always have to use four words. Penelo you always have to use three words. Zack, you always have to use two words and Tifa you can only use one word."
They all look utterly confused.
"I ain't repeating it!" SS Jentl smiles. "The scene is: Sora and the gang are infiltrating the World that never was. You are the four remaining members of Organization thirteen trying to stop them. Take it away."
"Look!" Tifa cries and points.
"What should we do?" Axel asks them.
"I don't know!" Penelo cries panicky.
"Oops…" Tifa mumbles.
"She turned off the…" Axel starts then realises and shuts his mouth.
"The what?" Zack asks him.
"The shield!" Axel cries and hesitates. "The shield!"
"They're coming in!" Penelo shrieks.
"Cover!" Tifa cries and ducks behind her chair.
"He's using his keyblade!" Axel says.
"He's destroying it," Penelo says.
"Destroying what?" Zack asks.
"Not the vending machines," Axel whines.
"Whiner," Tifa says and rolls her eyes.
"Shouldn't we…" Zack says and makes weird hand gestures.
"Shouldn't we what?" Penelo asks.
"Do something?" he finishes.
They look at Tifa. "Yeah," she agrees.
"There goes our wall," Axel says and they all watch something falling to the ground.
"That's gotta hurt," Penelo says.
"Pour Ansem… the wise," Axel says.
They're silent for a moment then Tifa extends her hand. "Popcorn?" BUZZZZ!
"Two points for Tifa, ladies and gentlemen," SS Jentl smiles.
"I'm going to London tomorrow," Queen Luana smiles. "And we're letting our wonderful casts sit here until we get back in five days."
"Pour guys," Jentl chuckles. "We'll get you a souvenir."
"And some crackers."
"Well, goodnight everyone! Don't forget to send in your suggestions!" SS Jentl smiles. "And maybe some sandwiches for these guys."
Queen Luana: Review and perhaps I'll see you in London! If you see three clueless girls, two tall blondes and a shorter dark blonde girl strolling around with a map: I'm the short one!
