Three months pregnant...
Faith pov.
Aite so demon thing... I erm... I mean Anya, is three months pregnant and things are goin smooth. Like yesterday, we went to the doctor and he did an ultra sound thing. Alright, so that wasn't so good. Actually its was fucked up:
me and Anya are the doctor's office so we could get everythin checked out.
"Faith, how much is this costing you?" Anya asked for the fifth time in an hour.
"No more than my psychiatric bill." I muttered.
"How are you affording this? You still don't have a job, do you? Are you a stripper? Because if you are you'll have to find another job when the baby is born. Other babies can be cruel and jealous. Especially if our chi-" I cut her off.
"My trust fund." I say with a shrug. Her brows furrow.
"I didn't know you had a trust fund. I thought you had an academic scholarship." she said. I nodded. Don't look so surprised. I'm a hella smarter than I act.
"I do. Since college is pretty much paid for, I can use my trust fund money to survive. Now, instead'a me I'm worried about, I got three people." I tell her. She thinks.
"Three? Who's this other person you're taking care of? Do I know her?" she asks soundin a lil' jealous. I shake my head.
"You, me and the baby." I say.
"Why would you take care of me?" she asks. She doesn't really understand this whole mortal thing completely. S'ok, I'll explain what I can to her if she wants.
"Cus you're gonna have my baby." I say.
"But why take care of me? You should only be concerned about the baby." she says. I turn to her.
"Because you're carrying the baby. While you are, I gotta take care of you in order to make sure the baby is aite. Then when the baby is born, I gotta make sure you two are ok." I say. She looks at me like I'm crazy.
"But after the baby is born, you no longer have to worry about me. Just your child." she says.
"What makes you think that?"
"That's what my father did. After I was born, he stopped taking care of my mother and just worried about me. He didn't want anything to do with her only to visit me. My step father was doing all the fatherly things." she says. Damn.
"I'm not like that. We'll like be connected forever cus'a the baby. I wanna take care'a ya even after the baby is off to college or whatever he or she decides to do. It feels right." I say. Even though its a little deeper. Ya see thing is, I like her. Not just wanna fuck her like her, no seriously like her. But I'm not gonna go for it cus if I tell her she might want a relationship and I don't know how to have one. So I'm just gonna sit back and take care of her.
"Thank you." she says after a few minutes. I nod.
"No problem." I tell her. She looks like she wants to say something but changes her mind.
"Ms Jenkins? ms. Lehane?" the doctor called. We looked up and I could see the fear in her eyes. I've never seen her afraid. Made me feel all weird and shit.
"Hey, don't worry bout it. I gotcha back." I say to her. She nods and we make our way into the room. The doc puts some kinda weird lookin shit on her stomach and she sucks in breath real quick. Outta instinct I reach out an' grab her hand. She just smiles at me a little. We hear the heartbeat and I'm amazed. Then the doc made some kinda hmm'in noise.
"What?" I ask sorta panickin soundin.
"Seems we have two exact heartbeats." he says. My eyes widen. Then I listen closely. Shit! She's gonna have fuckin twins!
"Two? What do you mean two?" Anya asks. She seems confused. "I could have sworn humans only have one heartbeat." she says. I look at her.
"Anya, sweetie, we're gonna have twins." I say smilin at her. Then I look at her face.
"Twins? As in two babies at once? Faith, we're having twins." she says. But it aint happy. I look at her and gulp when I see somethin flash in her eyes.
"Hey...uh..doc?" I call. He looks at me.
"Yes ma'am I'm sure. I get that question every time a couple is having twins" he says. I gulp again lookin at she demon over here.
"C-c-cool." I stutter. Why the fuck am I scared of her?! I'm a fuckin slayer! I can take her! "Could you uh...could you give her the meds or whatever? I gotta get to um...work." I say and run.
"Faith?! Get the fuck back here!" she calls. But I continue runnin. I run to the magic shop right behind B.
"Hide me hide me hide me!" I yell. She looks completely lost.
"What? Why?" she asks lookin confused. Then Anya bursts in the front door and the bell flies straight off.
"Faith!" she yells. I shrink behind B.
"Don't feed the bears." I whisper.
"Do- what are you talking about?" she asks. I point to Anya. "Yikes." she says. And she moves.
"B?! the fuck?!" I ask. She shakes her head.
"I'm not protecting you from that." she says pointin to Anya.
"But I'm you're best friend!" I yell. She shakes her head.
"Ya know, I just recently gave willow that title so...yeah." she says runnin. I look at Anya who's stalkin towards me.
"H-hey beautiful." I try. She starts breathin hard.
"Hey? Hey?! That's all you can say?! You get two of you're semi-demon seeds into me and you say hey?!" she says.
"I-I'm so excited?" I try. She just screams.
"You...you...grr!" she says. And she stalks away. :
but I mean, twins. Can ya fuckin believe it? I'm gonna be a mom of two! Fuckin right! Its time to get outta bed even though I don't have school today. Me and Ozzy boy are hangin today. I stretch and make my way to the kitchen.
"Hey Faith, would you thr-" he stops and stares at me. I stare back.
"What?!" I ask after thirty seconds of starin. Then he bursts out laughin at me. Why the fuck is he laughin at me?! "The hell are you laughin at?!" I ask. He just keeps on laughin.
"Ch—hahahaha- chimp!" he says. What the fuck? I run to the bathroom and I can't see over the bathroom counter. So I run to my bedroom and look in my body mirror. What the fuck?!
"I'm a fucking-" I start and oz finishes.
"Talking chimp!" he says.
