DISCLAIMER: I do not own Fire Emblem

Story rated: T (For slight language lawl)

(FE9)

Lol 2008 ftw. Hope you all had a nice holiday and new year. Mine were awesome XD And now, to present the third story of my collection! (I was bored again by the way so don't ask)

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Story number three: Drinking Buddies

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It had been a hard day, and everyone was at a temporary rest. Mist and Rolf were happily playing around, Marcia was chasing Makalov around once again, and the ever-sleepy Haar was taking a nap on his wyvern, his snores roaring loudly. All were at peace for now, trying to regain their happiness after a long day's battle.

Of course, the certain red-haired sniper we all know and love fled to the one place he had ever found comfort in. Yes, that one place where men drank all of their worries away, cracked jokes, and forgot all their cares. He had craved a drink, he did. And so, what a surprise it was to him to find him there.

A half-breed.. the crow king Naesala, no less. Seeing him made Shinon almost want to throw up. He wanted to ask what the hell he was doing here, at HIS sanctuary, but was interrupted by the already-drunken raven king's laughter. "Well, if it isn't Shinon... you suree are herr a lot, aren't 'chuu? Come err, first drink is on me."

Shinon raised a brow, but shook away the questions he wanted to ask. Hey, he got a free drink out of it, after all. The sniper sat next to Naesala, and the two had one drink after another, until both had consumed at least several.

"Holy sheet... the wall hath preety picturrs on et.." Shinon mumbled, which made the laguz king next to him squint his eyes as well.

"Whoa.. uur right..." The two started to point, as if something on the walls had suddenly started to move. The two stared closely, enthralled by the 'interesting pictures' on the walls, watching nothing in particular. The two exchanged blank looks, then broke out in sudden laughter. "Urr all right ferr a sub-human," Shinon told his new friend.

".. Mmf? Did youu jus say sub-human?"

"Hm? Whaa? I didn't say nothin'."

"Oh.."

The door of the tavern burst open, and in came Ike. He looked rather confused. "Shinon? Naesala.. ? Is this where you two have been all along?"

"WELL, IF IT ISN'T LITTLE IKEY BOY!" The sniper with the pretty hair shouted, "What brings CHUU herr? This placee.. is ferr men..." He hiccuped once, and Naesala finally noticed Ike looking at the two with a concerned face.

"Whuh? Ike? Oh, greaat... look who has come to spoil our funnn!"

Ike sighed. Maybe it was better to leave the two alone...

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xX; Sorry to make that so short. But I still had to write this XD Story 4 will be coming soon! (And it will be longer. I swear.)