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I do not own The Venture Bros. They are properties of Jason Publick and Cartoon Network. Enjoy my fanfic version of The Venture Bros. In this fic i will try to stay true

to the show that we all love. So I will make references to pop culture and of course Star Wars.

Star Wars is property of Lucas so don't sue a fan. Any way I know the general theme is failure

I wanted to great this fic since i love the show and there is barely any TrianaXDean

fics out there so hope my fellow comrades enjoys this fic if you don't like it then go read something else or do what I did wrote my own fic

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The Venture Bros. Test Tube Metamorphous

by Kluger Sage

Yo hello everyone here is the next chapter enjoy.

FILE TWO: Hatred Is Red

Dr. Venture waltzed around the living room area with a bottle of brandy as he brought Dr. Orpheus a cup. "So good Doctor how is business doing?" asked Dr. Orpheus as he poured him a drink. "How's business fine, booming expect I'm not part of it. Every where you go their these damn construction going on in the middle of the day and morning is driving me crazy. Yet my boys come for me for approval but when the military call its always Dean in or Hank as soon as I say I'm Dr. Venture they say they will call back what the hell! Where is Pete and Billy the poker game should've started a while ago. " Dr. Venture took another shot of brandy as it calmed his nerves. "Dr. Venture I can understand that the boys success is all well but you shouldn't feel inadequate compared to them. In some way you made them as the way they are." Dr. Orpheus levitated his drink with his right hand as Dr. Venture reached into his pocket and took one of his many "aspirins" to take. The door bell ran as H.E.L.P.E.R. went to open the door Pete and Billy arrived "Hey Rusty brought some chips and beer" Pete made his way to the table. "Wow amazing how the boys managed to bring things around I mean the whole complex is much bigger now and all those security droids" Billy took off his jacket and made his way to the table. "Yes...yes my boys managed do what I couldn't do now lets get on with the game." Dr. Venture yelled as he took another shot of his brandy.

Triana and Dean were having their own conversation while Hank worked his magic on Kim. "Well Kim what's new in your life? Single are you?" Kim raised her eyebrow surprised Hank would ask such a question. "Well haven't you grown some. Well at the moment I'm single why trying to apply." Kim said seductively. Triana and Dean both looked at Kim and then to Hank. "So anyway Dean thanks for last time your such a cutie." Dean blushed his heart raced this was the second time Triana had called him cute he wanted to to tell how he felt about her but decided it be wiser to tell her privately and at a more romantic place. "It was nothing Triana he was rude and the horrible things he said to you it just made mad." Hank grinned as he looked at his brother. "Who would have thought you be able to beat the shit out of that guy. I couldn't believe it even after Triana told me and what's this thing about your dad running a day camp? I thought he was some sort of scientist, military contractor". "The military contracts came after that circus Dean and I looked at some of pops records and made some contacts Dean came up with the proposals I came up with the designs of course Dean put his two cents. Our pops is well kind of..." "Sad" Triana said. "Yeah thats one word you could put it. We had to literally upgrade the whole compound and our home schooling software. Right Dean." Hank took a ship of his coke as he reached inside with his right hand trying to get something out. "Remember Triana I told we get home schooled in those beds of ours. That schooling program was out of date. I say thirty five years out of date." Triana and Kim looked at each other shocked that their own father wouldn't modernize their learning beds. "That explains some things no wonder you guys are socially inept." Kim looked at Dean wondering what he was getting out of his pocket. "Wow that sucks Dean so that's what happened I remember seeing a lot of IKEA trucks come into the compound when the remolding took place in your rooms." Dean blushed as he noticed he had Triana's undivided attention. "Sorry about the noise. Yeah Dean and I got our own rooms. I set up a two way computer screen where we get lessons taught to us from top universities. We get to see around the class room it beats that bed any day." "Found it!" Hank said a bit out load as it caused some patrons to look at their table. Hank pulled out a couple tiny rum bottles and placed them on the table. "I think we should liven up our drinks. How about it ladies." Hank had a mischievous grin on Kim was the first one to pass her drink to Hank as he poured the rum in. "Hank we can't drink were not old enough" whispered Dean. "Oh liven up you wet blanket how about it Triana?" Dean turned to Triana as she gave her drink to Hank she looked at Dean's worried face. "Come on Dean try it. It won't hurt" her smile tore at Dean's heart he couldn't resist her smile as he gave in "alright Hank give me some" Dean smiled nervously as he looked at Triana as she just smiled at Dean. "Ok don't spas out on me know" Hank poured the last of the rum as he gave the drink to his brother "bottoms up" as Hank chugged his rum and coke down.

In the large gated community neighborhood of Malice Sgt. Hatred rallied his troops as they prepared to strike the Venture compound. He was surprised to hear from the Guild that Dr. Venture was becoming a potential threat to the Guild. He couldn't believe it he was there personally to do the interview and saw how run down the place was. That was until he did another attack and was nearly shoot down buy the new security system that caused the hover thank a big manuel overhaul on the exterior and interior components. "Damn those little sexy hot Venture boys! I'll get them for missing up the hover tank. Private Morris at front soldier!" yelled Sgt. Hatred as a blonde young soldier saluted him "sir yes sir" Sgt. Hatred got up in front Pvt. Morris "Son go rally the troops were going to storm the Venture compound understand solider." yelled Sgt. Hatred as he lifted up his pants. "Sir" the young Pvt. took off to get the rest of the men. "Ahhh can't believe that Venture and those damn slim fit boys of his. I've been going too easy on Venture to spite that skinny butter flying wearing dick Monarch. Now the time has come." He turned to the door as he saw his soldiers marching in. He walked towards his podium behind him hung a huge red and black flag with the Guild of Calamitous Intent insignia on it he looked on as his soldiers stood perfectly straight awaiting their command. "Men! The time has come! To do some real arching no more flame throwers on garden grass or early morning disturbances. I'm talking about the old stuff the real arching I'm talking about explosives, bullets, flames! I'll bring that whole Venture compound to its knees! Were going full blown code red prepare to board men!!" Sgt. Hatred's veins pulsated violently as his men cheered at their commanders words they all went into the hover tank. Unbeknown to Sgt. Hatred a Monarch butterfly with a tiny camera was flying around and spying on Sgt. Hatreds lair.

The Monarch sat on his throne watching the the old two bit villain Sgt. Hatred as he puts it finally making his move. On the big screen in front of him he heard and saw everything his fingernails were clawing into his arm rest of his throne. "Ahhhh I can't believe this DICK!! He's going to try and destroy my nemesis Dr. Venture is my prey MINE!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS AHHH!! MINIONS PREPARE FOR BATTLE!!" Yelled the Monarch as he stood up his right hand balled up in an iron fist. The main doors to the cocoons control room opened as Dr. Girlfriend Wife entered in her Queen Monarch outfit followed behind her by Kevin and Tim-Tom in their frailly uniforms. "Oh great the two midget psychos are here." Number 21 whispered. "Don't make eye contact just keep your head down" Number 24 said as he shook in his seat still petrified from the stabbing he got from Kevin. "MONARCH what is going on!" Yelled Sheila as she had her arms on her hips. Monarch lost his composure as he tried to come up with an excuse. "honey I thought you were a...a sleep I just came by the cocoon to see how things were running.Number 21 and Number 24 status report!" Number 21 and 24 stumbled in their chairs as they got up. "all systems functional sir!" Number 21 said as he elbowed Number 24 "Ahhh surveillance systems working properly sir." Monarch gave a force smile to Sheila. Sheila cocked her right eye brow up as she slowly walked up to the throne. "It looks to me is you're spying on our neighbors and trying to interfere with Sgt. Hatred's arching. Dr. Venture is no longer your nemesis Monarch we have to wait for the Guild to find us a new scientist to arch understand." she crossed her arms as she tilted her head to her right awaiting her husbands response. Monarch was trying to find a way to hold his rage and tell his wife to know her place but knew full well the ramifications if he disobeyed his wife."Fine sweetie I'll just watch as MY! MY! archenemies being taken out by the fat old has been" Monarch slouched in his throne as Sheila came up to him and gave him a kiss on his cheek. "Thats my man now don't stay up too late I'll be waiting for you in bed." Sheila made her way out as Tim-Tom and Kevin followed their mistress. "See ya later bitches!" Tim-Tom said to some of the henchmen. "I'll be watching you" Kevin said as he motioned the peace sign to his eyes then to Number 24 and Number 21. "Shit those guys are creepy." the Monarch said as he sat up straight. "Number 21 and 24 surveillance camera for the hover tank I want see everything that fat oath does!" The Monarch crossed his hands as he rested his chin on his hands pondering what he can do in this situation.

Triana was driving back with Dean on the passenger side he was nervous and didn't know what else to say as his his brother on the other hand seemed to be getting better with Kim who sat next to him in the back seat. "So girls why don't you join us for a midnight swim we added a Jacuzzi and the pool is heated so how about it ladies?" Hank said as he put his arm around Kim. He was a bit tipsy from the rum and cokes. Kim didn't seem to mind as she was feeling it as well she got a bit closer to Hank. "Ok I'm in its nice to see that you guys aren't all social inapt. How about Triana?" Kim looked to her friend as she was concentrating on the road. "I'm down for it how about it Dean wana go for a late night swim?" Dean got tongue tied "Su,..sure I'm down for it. Is that how they say it." this caused Triana, Kim and Hank to laugh. "Ah that's so cute Dean" Triana said playfully as she couldn't help but laugh hearing Dean us some slang words. "Real funny broken arrow" Triana looked in to the rear view mirror seeing Hank become series Kim got curious as to why that shut Hank up. "Broken arrow what's that about?" Hank looked at her and back at Dean "oh nothing just an inside joke a painful inside joke. Say Dean how are Nancy and Drew doing?" Dean's face redden his hands clenched as he wanted launch himself at his brother. He greeted his teeth trying to find away to retort back. In the corner of his eyes he could see Triana looking at him. "Who are Nancy and Drew" Dean shot a quick glance at her before turning back to his brother "Ah some fellow friends from the jungle not important. Hey Hank how about the time you pissed your pants and passed out after you tried to beat dad with a paper machete seems like Molotov Cocktease sure did a number on you" Hank was about to say something when he heard Kim laugh. "Molotov Cocktease are you series what a name." Hank scooted closer to Kim as his right arm rested on her shoulder "as the name suggest she is a Cocktease you've meet her the freelance assassin the red head with the patch and russian accent. My god is the women something else don't mention her around Brock she is a sour spot." The little black Volkswagen beetle made its way to the Venture compound as Triana parked it near the east side building where she and her father residence was.

Hank and Kim got out first as Hank ran towards the pool "come on everyone whoooo" Hank stumbled towards the pool as the alcohol was already affecting his balance he stripped off all his cloths. Kim took of her top and a revealing a black bra and she worked on her boots next she finally took off her skirt revealing a black thong that caught Hank and Dean's attention Dean turned away embarrassed as Triana noticed this. Hank finally took off his pants revealing a blue speedo styled briefs. "What the hell." Kim said as she looked Hank over from head to toe. "Some one has been eating their Wheaties Triana you did not say they were that ripped." Triana looked towards Hank "Oh my god Hank seriously get in the pool" Triana looked away not wanting to have the bikini brief Hank image burned in her mind."time to show you kids how its done" Hank jumped in splashing Kim and Dean. Kim joined him soon afterwards after she took off her pony tail. She dived in and continued to flirt with Hank aroused by his physical physique. Triana turned towards Dean as she began to take off her dress "come on Dean I know it doesn't take that long to undress" she said playfully Dean's heart raced as he began take off his sweater vest then his tie and polo shirt. "I know Triana I'm just taking in the atmosphere". Triana's dress dropped to her ankles as she turned to Dean he looked at her and froze his goddess was more beautiful than any woman his eyes have laid upon. Dean's pants finally feel to the floor his face was red from viewing Triana's beautiful body "Come on Dean" Triana's words were like honey Dean turned around not facing Triana she noticed his scooby doo boxers and giggled girlishly. "Ready Dean one...two...three..." Triana and Dean dived in to the pool they enjoyed the warm water as the steamed rised to the surface. "Ah this is so relaxing right Dean" She looked at Dean who was blushing furiously he only managed to say "yeah". Kim and Hank were at the far end of the pool Hank would just stare like a crazed cheetah stalking his prey Kim could feel the lust in his eyes."So are really thinking of joining the Guild Kim?" Kim was taken back she fought he would try some pick up lines but decided answer his question to see where this was going. "Well it is so tempting plus that super villainies digs my look." Kim smiled wickedly at Hank. "Yeah you got a great look and body too good to be wasted with that relic organization the guild of calamitous intent. Why not join me Kim together we can rule the Venture empire bring order to the world. Join me and I promise you I'll make it worth your wild." Hank was inches away from Kim's lips as he continued to whisper "search your feelings you know it be true my dear." Kim's eyes widen as she felt Hank's strong hands grab her waist as he pulled her in a passionate wet kiss Kim placed her hands on his hard picks she tried to push but gave in to the blonde Venture's advances. "Whoa did not see that coming who thought Hank had it in him" Triana said as Dean turned to his brothers direction his mouth was open surprised Hank was already on first base "jeepers Hank works fast I guess thats granddad's genes at work" Triana and Dean watched as they broke their kiss Hank whispered something in her ear as she nodded both got out of the pool. "well be back were ahhh gona get some refreshments" Hank said as he lead the way. Kim winked at Triana knowing what her girlfriend meant. "Be gentle with him Kim" Kim shout Triana an evil grin. "So I guess were alone huh Dean" Triana said as she swim a few inches from him. "I guess so. Triana you look great in the moonlight sorry I was thinking out loud" Triana smiled at Dean's comment. "no its ok thank you". Hank lid Kim to his room the walls were painted grey with white carpet most of his furniture was from IKEA. He had a queen side bed with black comforter Kim noticed a punching bag in the corner a big screen flat TV across from the bed and a computer on the left corner. He didn't have much posters except a couple exotic models. "nice room" She said as she turned around and pounced on Hank they fell towards the bed as she began kiss all over his chest "Oh yeah Hankanator is going to score" Kim laughed at his nickname "cute ready big boy" she reached back and unhooked her bra as her girls were set free. "Whoa real boobs" Hank said Kim just laughed knowing she was going to going make this Venture into a man.

The dim lights and thick fog of cigarettes loomed near the lights Brock Samson was in one of the private rooms getting a some what lap dance his mind was rested until he heard his new com link watch. Dean modified it now he could still communicate with the watch or communicate with boys as a two way radio was implanted near his neck a trick Dean learned from his uncle. His com link face turned red "Warning unidentified vehicle approaching...waning" Brock stood up knocking the girl over that had her head in his crotch "ah damn it who is it this time." He looked at the watch again seeing it was a code red highest security "shit got to go her baby." Brock left her a hundred as the blonde haired stripper whipped her mouth her breast glowed off the red lamp lights that illuminated the private rooms. Brock rushed out of the club his feral instincts taking over knowing full well blood would spill tonight. He got in to his 69 charger and rived up the engine as it howled in the night. The tires screeched as the smell of burning rubber lingered. "Doc can you hear me this is Brock we have an emergency can you hear me" Brock noticed H.E.L.P.E.R. pop up. "H.E.L.P.E.R. where's the Doc?" He saw H.E.L.P.E.R. waiving his arms around and communicating "What do you mean drunk off his ass playing poker great what about the boys?" He saw the blue robot disappear and come back "beep beep...beep". "there back on the compound near the pool huh send out the droid guards H.E.L.P.E.R. I'll be right there." with that H.E.L.P.E.R. saluted and linked off. Brock shifted to fifth gear as the charger accelerated greatly towards the Venture compound. Dr. Venture's vision was starting to get blurry as he poured another shot. Pete and Billy were looking on seeing their friend drown his sorrows in liquor. "Now Dr. Venture alcohol does not solve everything you shouldn't feel ashamed or less of a man compared to your boys. You should be proud of them to live up to your family name. " Dr. Orpheus said as his right hand glowed commanding the wine bottle to pour him another glass of red wine. "Yeah Rusty live it up so you have to live in the shadow of your pop and know your sons at least your a billionaire come on live it." Pete looked over at Billy's hand seeing what cards he has. "Seriously Dr.Venture you shouldn't feel inadequate about the boys. In way with you they wouldn't be where they are". Dr. Venture pounded the table with his fists tired of his friends trying to cheer him up "Oh shut up already enough! I know...I know I'm a failure. I couldn't bring this company into the green the stocks just kept going down and down! One mishap of my serum and boom they magically turn this company around in less than three month. They've made the Venture name proud and power what I've tried for years they did it in a few months damn it" Dr. Venture sobbed a bit as he poured another shot. "I need another drink" everyone looked at each other wondering what to say. Pete looked over at Dr. Ventures cards. Everyone stopped as they heard the alarms sound off in the room. "Warning unidentified vehicle approaching...warning unidentified vehicle approaching please evacuate to nearest safe room" the voice alarm continued as Pete and Billy stood up. "Oh great a guys night out is ruined by one of your villains who is it again Billy." Billy finished taking his shot as he looked to Pete. "I believe he goes by the name of Sgt. Hatred he looks like old Gun Hoe from G.I.Joe if you ask me." Dr. Orpheus tried to assist Dr. Venture as he was already drunk. "Come Dr. Venture your nemesis will arrive soon. We must all retreat to the safe room." Venture pushed himself off "Out of the way you charlatan. That ...that idiot coming at thisshh...hour of the slight...I mean night. H.E.L.P.E.R., damn it H.E.L.P.E.R. where are you." Dr. Venture walked towards the door they all stopped once they heard Sgt. Hatred voice outside through the load speaker. "Venture Dr. Venture this is Sgt. Hatred prepare for hell this time there is no going easy on your pansy ass!"

Sgt. Hatred sat at his command chair as he watched the Venture compound on the screen in front of him. His malice troops setting the main gun towards the Venture compound. "All right malice troops this is it were going to burn Venture industries to the ground there posing a threat to the Guild I want Venture brought alive to me I'll make him hell then finish him off understand." Sgt. Hatred stood up as his men did as well. "Sir!" they all yell in union prepare to fire. Dean and Triana were setting by the pool talking while their feet soaked in the warm water.

Few minutes earlier...

"I guess Hank is taking his time bringing those sodas seriously how long does it take to go to the kitchen" Dean looked towards the door expecting for Hank and Kim to show up with their drinks. Triana giggled wondering if Dean caught on. "come on Dean you can be so dense and innocent sometimes. Kim is making him into a man. Still its funny I thought he batted for the other team". Dean didn't catch on at first towards what Triana trying to say to him. "Isn't Hank a man already? How can Kim make him into a man..." like a flash of light it struck Dean he got what Triana was saying he was slow when it came to matters of intimacy and the opposite sex. "Oh! Wait what!?..." Dean was in total shock seeing how his brother was the first to make it with a woman. He couldn't grasp how he did it he was there seeing how Kim and Hank interacted. He just couldn't comprehend what made Kim sleep with her brother. Triana noticed Dean thinking too hard about Kim and Hank. "Kim likes Hank's muscles I'm not into jocks but Kim does like eye candy. Kim knows what she wants and goes after it." Dean turned toward Triana noticing her faint smile he loved how her porcelain skin shined under the pale moon light. "I guess some things don't change huh Dean. I'm glad you guys weren't killed or mutated the only thing it seems you guys got buff and a bit smarter." Triana leaned a forward towards Dean the young Venture heir moved a few inches closer to Triana. He leaned within inches of her face. "You surprised me Dean I didn't know you had in you that Dermott kid was jerk. Thanks again for being a gentlemen Dean." Triana was inches from his face he could feel her warmth of her breath. "He was veil and rude to talk to a lady like that was unacceptable." He looked into her hazel eyes seeing her face slowly move towards her lips. "Triana I think you're the most beauti..."

"Venture Dr. Venture this is Sgt. Hatred prepare for hell this time there is no going easy on your pansy ass!"

The sirens sounded off and Triana shook as she looked up surprised by sirens she saw at the front gate Sgt. Hatred's hover tank crashing in. In Hank's room the lights were off the only noises coming from his room were the lustful moans and screams of Kim and creaking noises the bed made. Their bodies were joined as one as their sweat dropped off their heated bodies. Kim's legs were firmly wrapped around Hank's waist she rose up after hearing the siren and that loud voice. "What the hell is that!" Kim said showing some emotion from her usual calm demeanor. "Nothing babe probably that sicko Sgt. Hatred coming after my dad don't worry the security systems will activate and blast him. Now back to the action!" Hank trusted deep into Kim as she let out a load pleasurable moan. The both teens indulged in their cardinal desires oblivious to the carnage that would take place out side. Dean got up his face red as Sgt. Hatreds tattoos he was shaking as he was close so very close to kissing and confessing how he feels about Triana. Still his chance was snatched away by Sgt. Hatred it seemed if fate played a cruel joke on him. Triana glanced at Dean she noticed he was silent and his face was red as a tomato she had only seen Dean angry once and that was when Dermott was made lewd comments about his father and her. "Dean are you ok?" Triana asked as she stood beside Dean. Dean kneeled as he looked in to his pocket and brought out his communicator watch. "HELPER 12 activate it" Dean said in a cold calm voice.

The malice troops parachuted out onto the compound most had flame throwers while a couple had AK-47 chinese models. "Aim the main guns men at the statue" ordered Sgt. Hatred he turned to look at the right corner of the screen as he heard a V-8 engine. "What the!?" Sgt. Hatred watched on screen as Brock Samson ran over his men on the ground. Brock's killer rage took over as his 69 Charger was painted over with the blood of his enemies one by one he ran over the malice troops. He slammed on the brakes as one of the troops flew off his grill. He opened the door as he pulled out his six inch knife "Bring bitches! Ahhh" the malice troops tried to direct their fire at Brock but he lunged himself at two troopers as he grabbed both their heads and smashed them together like coke cans. The men piled on him hoping to subdue the murderous Samson. In front of the Venture statue popped up to set of machine guns as the fired upon the malice troops. The bullets ripped through their bodies like swiss cheese the front door opened an army of HELPERS lead by H.E.L.P.E.R. himself came to assist Brock. "Sir we have incoming fire! At twelve o' clock" said private Hector. "What the hell is it!" yelled Sgt. Hatred as the blood vessels in his veins were visible. Five streaks emerged from behind the Venture compound followed by two streaks the first five exploded golden particles above the hover tank. "Sir their jamming our communications and targeting systems I think its chaff grenades." Then the two missiles struck first the main cannon gun and behind rear of the hover tank the blast exploded with a thunderous roar as it completely blew off the main cannon and the hear burst into flames as bodies rained down on the compound. "Sir main gun is down were at forty percent power. We've lost half our troops sir!" Inside the hover tanks control room sparks and smoke filled the room as some of his malice troops laid dead from shrapnel to the face. Sgt. Hatred picked himself up his helmet was cracked as his left eye brow covered half of his face in his blood. "What the hell was that two little missiles did that much damage damn it Venture!! private Jones signal the retreat flares were out of here!" Sgt. Hatred feel over his com desk from lack of blood. The hover tank fired their flares to signal the troops to retreat. Brock tossed one of the troops aside as he chopped off one of the soldiers hands with his knife. "Retreat run!!" yelled on of the malice troops as they all ran towards the crumbling hover tank that was leading a trail of smoke. "oh yeah I need a smoke" Brock's reached for his cigarettes with blood stained hands and lit it. The HELPER droids started to pick up the bodies to dispose of them H.E.L.P.E.R. giving out the order to the droids.

Dean brought over a towel and covered Triana she smiled slightly to him. "Those were some seventy ton bombs I"ve been developing I guess their a little powerful. That guy is so annoying talk about ruining a moment ah I mean ah where is Hank and Kim?" Dean was blushing as he was looking around for his brother. "This was an interesting date huh Dean" Triana said as she placed her hand on Dean's bare shoulder. Dr. Venture , Pete, Billy and Dr. Orpheus all came out to see what had happened. "Of fucking great guess who has to clean up this mess. Seriously in the middle of the night he shows up where is he anyway." Dr. Venture said as he was irritated by Sgt. Hatreds arching in the late hours. "Well I assume its that pile of smoke floating away Dr. Venture" pointed out Dr. Orpheus as they all looked on seeing the hover float slowly leaving a trail of smoke behind. Dr. Orpheus eyes widen as he saw his pumpkin in a towel with Dean near the pool. "What is this Pumkin why are you in a towel and why is Dean in his boxers. Explain your self young Mr. Venture" Triana and Dean looked at Dr.Orpheus he became very nervous as the necromancer hands began to glow Triana gave her father an annoyed glance. "Whoa seems like somebody was getting geez Rust seems like your kid beats you at everything." Pete teased. "Wow seems like that serum does the trick." Billy added. Dr. Venture still buzzed didn't care about seeing his son in his boxers. "Dean put some pants on and help clean this mess." Dr. Venture ordered. "Explain your self young Venture what intentions do you have for my pumpkin!" Dr. Orpheus was inches away from Dean. "Dad please your embarrassing me nothing happened." Triana picked up her dress and shoes and began leaving "later Dean tell Kim I'll be waiting for her" Dr. Orpheus just starred Dean down as he wished he was some where else.

Hank laid on his pillow as Kim rested her head on his hard chest "So what do you say Kim forget the Guild there nothing but some organized bureaucratic super-villains join me and together we can dominate the world. We can crush the Guild and show the true strength of Venture Industries. How about it be my number 2" Hank said as he looked into Kim's eyes she was taken back she thought about joining the Guild ever since that woman with the deep voice gave her the card and told her she liked her look. "I don't know the Guild is tempting plus I can really would look bad ass a villain..." Hank shut her up with his lips he broke the kiss as the saliva dropped from the corner of their mouths. "Join me and I'll show you new places and wonders being a girl adventure is just as thrilling as being a villain plus you'll get your own suit a motorcycle." Hank waited as he saw Kim thinking on the offer. "Ok I'm sold but the bike better be pink poodle or no deal" Hank raised his eyebrow ("pink poodle?") he thought to himself "Sure no problem babe ah Kim what are you doing?" Hank as he saw Kim disappear beneath the covers his question as answered as he felt something between his legs "Whoa!" was the only thing he could say as the euphoria took over his body.

The Monarch had witnessed everything in his cocoon command center until his butterfly spy camera was damaged during the hover tanks explosions. "What the hell was that? It looked like a missile...when did Venture get missiles and chaff grande!? I can't sit here and watch my nemesis gloating. That IDIOT! Sgt. Hatred It's all his fault for letting Venture build his arsenal up doing his lame ass arching just to piss me off!!" Monarch was fuming as he stomped around his throne. "Geez can you believe that. I'm glad Sgt. Hatred was the one being blasted by those missiles" Number 24 said as he whispered to Number 21. "Yeah I know who'd thought that old crappy compound turned into Shadow Mosses. I don't want to think what's waiting for us" Number 21 said as a cold chill ran behind his back. "MINIONS! Prepare an infiltration unit! I need to know what Venture is up to and what new devices he has on his fa..."

"Monarch! It's getting late come to bed now!" Sheila's voice roared throughout the command centers intercoms Monarch shut up as he heard the annoyance in her voice. "Yes pookums I'm coming" Monarch voice was flat and beaten he deflated from his powerful pose he had just held a while a go. He walked out of the cocoon following his queen's command.

AN: So i hope you all enjoyed this chapter I have a theme for the story that i will incorporate. Yes I know I am doing things way OOC for these characters but hell its working for my story. Kim and Triana will make a lot appearances TrianaXDean will happen but at a gradual pace. Unlike Kim and Hank. I'll add Rachel later on in a future chapter. The boys power hasn't fully manifested I wanted for Hank to inherit their grandfathers sway with the ladies and Dean come out like his mother. So well see how things turn out. Next File Mayhem at NYC