No pov.
It was a lovely day in the small town of sunnydale California. Birds chirping, couples walking, dogs barking, and a Faith running into the magic shop crashing into Buffy.
"Save me dammit!" she exclaimed jumping behind Buffy for protection.
"From what?" the blond asked her dark haired friend.
"From Anya! What else would I be running from?!" she exclaimed just as Anya burst through the door.
"Faith!!" Anya yelled at the top of her lungs. Faith shrank away from the blonds wrath.
"Who?" Faith asked. Anya gave her a look and Faith started to reach behind her for Buffy but the blond was on the other side of the magic shop. "I hate you." Faith said as Buffy smiled. Anya started to walk closer and closer to Faith. She backed away feeling it was the only safe thing to do.
"C'mere sweetie." Anya said in a sickly sweet voice. But oh no, Faith was no idiot. She knew better to go to a crazy pregnant woman.
"Nah I'm good. You can ya know...tell me from there." she said still backing away. Anya just smiled.
"No Faith. I want to hug you so I need you to step closer." she said. Faith refused. She was afraid to be around a hormonal vengeance demon. Let alone a pregnant hormonal vengeance demon. So she settled for running. But Anya was faster. No one is sure how exactly. She cut Faith off and Faith proceeded to grab a chair. She holds it up in front of her for protection.
"Back simba! Back!" she said still holding up the chair in front of Anya. Anya stopped her advances and Buffy decided to be useful.
"Aww Anya, I can see the little baby bump! It's so cute!" she exclaimed. Well, we thought she was going to be useful.
"Buffy why do you hate me?!" Faith asked wide eyed. Buffy looked at her innocently not knowing what she did wrong until she heard Anya sniffle.
"I'm getting fat!" Anya cried. Faith cringed and Buffy looked like she wanted to hid under a rock. Giles looked as if he wanted to beat Buffy with a rock.
"No An, you're not getting fat. You're beautiful. You and the baby bump." Buffy tried and Anya cried harder. Faith threw a random object at Buffy's head and hit Xander accidentally.
"You're only saying that because you're afraid of me!" Anya wailed. Faith sighed.
"Anya, you're not fat. You're pregnant and beautiful, and healthy and you look better than Buffy even with wild bed hair." she told the crying blond grabbing her and leading her away from the group.
"Hey!" Buffy exclaimed realizing what Faith said.
"Shhhut the hell up." Faith said with a finger to her lips.
"Really?" Anya asked sniffling. Faith looked surprised she'd even ask.
"Hell yeah! I mean come on, it's natural, you're 'spose to get bigger so the baby can be healthy. And you got this glow about you, makes ya even more beautiful than anythin." she says walking to the back room without realizing it.
"So you're saying I wasn't beautiful when I wasn't pregnant?" Anya asked curiously.
"No, I'm sayin that it's just addin to it." Faith said. Then she looked around with wide darting eyes realizing where she was. 'oh shit.' she thought when she heard Anya close the training room door. All that could be heard was Anya calling to Faith and Faith's screams of protest.
"No! I can't take anymore! It's too much! I haven't been to sleep in days!" she yelled. Then Anya kissed her. The group heard Faith's one last attempt.. "Back you she-demon!" followed by moans and neither girl was seen for another few hours.
Four hours later...
Faith staggers out of the training room looking thoroughly exhausted. Her shirt was buttoned crookedly and her pants we're still undone with her belt hanging loosely from her shoulders. Anya followed close behind her with a satisfied smile on her face. The woman looked as if she were floating.
"Hello Buffy." she said with a dreamy smile. Buffy smiles back and Dawn and Oz entire the shop.
"What's with the smile?" Dawn asks Anya. She smiles at Dawn.
"Hello dear child...Faith gave me many many many very enjoyable very intense oh so unforgettable orgasms." she says with a happy sigh. Everyone looks at her then to Faith who seems to be having wardrobe troubles. Oz shakes his head going to help his sister. He swats her hands away and fixes her shirt and pants. She smiles and leans on him falling asleep standing up. He looks at her with a small smile before moving and letting her drop to the floor.
"78!" Faith yells standing up quickly wiping the drool from her mouth. Oz rolls his eyes and sits down.
"Anya I would like to speak with you about what you're going to do about this baby." Giles says.
"What do you mean?" she asks. "And its babies. Plural. Thanks to miss doesn't keep fluids to herself, I'm having twins." Anya says with a frown at Faith.
"Well, as you are aware, having one baby is expensive, surely you must know that having twins will be brutal. And seeing as how you don't have any kind of degree or anything, and his job doesn't pay much as it is, I'm not sure how you'll fair." Giles explains to the young vengeance demon.
"Faith is helping. Using her trust fund money." she says as if that explained it all.
"While that is a wonderful idea, that money will not last forever. What are you to do when it runs out. You won't be able to make nearly enough money seeing as how you can't work full time any longer for you'll need to take care of the babies." he says gently. Anya seems to contemplate this.
"What else can I do? We can figure something out, right?" she asks Faith who nods.
"Yeah, I'll get a job." she says. Giles nods smiling at the young girl's determination to provide.
"I respect you for that decision Faith, but you are a full time college student and even working part time, the two of you won't have nearly enough. You still have two years before you get your degree in accounting." he says. She slumps.
"What else is there Giles?" she asks.
"You could always consider adoption." he says. Something about Faith changes.
"No." she says. He sighs.
"I understand not wanting to give up your children but it might be what's best, you are still a child yourself." he says. She shakes her head.
"Nuh uh." she says.
"Fait-" he starts only to be cut off.
"No! I'm not giving my kids away to strangers!" she says.
"Why are you so against it?" the old watcher asks.
"Why are you so for it?" she retorts. He sighs.
"Because it may be what's best for those involved." he says. She shakes her head quickly.
"Nah, Anya if you wanna give them up, tell me now that way I can have the papers ready and you just sign custody over to me. I'll take care of them myself if I gotta but I'm not givin them away." she says. Everyone is silent. She sighs. "I'm goin for a walk." she says.
"Want company?" Buffy asks. Faith shakes her head.
"No." and she's gone. Oz looks up and decides to speak for the first time.
"Ever since she found out she's adopted, she's been against it. Cus sometimes the parents don't even tell their kids they're adopted and its almost like trying to hide a part of who they are and where they come from. My parents wouldn't have told us if Faith hadn't needed that blood transfusion last year. When she found out, she said that if she ever was in a situation where she was having a kid, she'd do whatever to turn her life around so she could keep her child. Even though she knows not all adoptive parents keep it a secret, she doesn't want to take the chance of not knowing them and them not knowing she exists." he says. This was the most they had ever heard him say.
"I was unaware Faith was adopted." Giles says removing his glasses pinching the bridge of is nose.
"Neither were we." oz says. "She gets it. What you're saying. But she doesn't agree. Give her time. She'll figure things out her way." oz says confident his sister would come around to Giles' idea.
"I hope so." Giles says.
"Someone get me ice cream and anchovies." Anya says out of nowhere. They all stared at her in silence. Oh yes, it was a lovely day indeed. If you can call it that.
Alright, sorry about the lack of funny but hey, every story needs some serious. review!
