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I do not own The Venture Bros. They are properties of Jason Publick and Cartoon Network. Enjoy my fanfic version of The Venture Bros. In this fic i will try to stay true
to the show that we all love. So I will make references to pop culture and of course Star Wars.
Star Wars is property of Lucas so don't sue a fan. Any way I know the general theme is failure
I wanted to great this fic since i love the show and there is barely any TrianaXDean
fics out there so hope my fellow comrades enjoys this fic if you don't like it then go read something else or do what I did wrote my own fic
so enjoy!.
The Venture Bros. Test Tube Metamorphous
by Kluger Sage
Hey everyone how's it going Season three freaking rocks I hope we get more Triana and Kim in season 4.Enjoy the chap...
FILE THREE: Mayhem at the NYC
The morning sunlight broke through the clouds as its rays engulfed the Venture compound in its warmth and light. Hank tossed and turned in his bed as he scratched his balls "Day after day your home life's a wreck the powers that be just breathe down your neck" Hank smacked his alarm clock shutting off the radio. He got up and stretched as he let out a load lion like yawn. He looked to his right remembering Kim had left in the dead of night to go back to Triana's place. "Ahhh man what a night I can't wait to tell Dean I had sex! With a girl!" He looked around trying to find his Speedo underwear and found them on the floor he went over and put them on. He went over to his dresser and pulled out a pair of black shorts and pulled out a sleeveless green shirt with the Venture logo on the chest. He posed in the mirror as he flexed his muscles. "Oh yeah time to pump up the bod the ladies sure love the Hankanator!" Hank enjoyed flexing in the mirror he put on his two way communicator and headed out the door.
Dean walked around the flight hangar he wore old re-tro Venture blue mechanic uniforms Dean looked around as he was assisted by H.E.L.P.E.R. Dean looked around as he knew it took quite a lot for work for the new X-3 model after XB-70 Valkyrie. "Can't believe that would run the old X-1 on plutonium what has he thinking. Uncle J.J.'s X-2 was by far more advanced to the old X-1 I guess these upgrades will but us in the same league can't wait to this this baby out!" Dean turned to his laptop as it ran a diagnostics on the X-3 a couple H.E.L.E.P.E.R. droids were on the X-3 rewiring. Dean walked to his laptop and was seeing the data from the X-3 he saw it needed internal hardware and some configuring to be done. "Ahhh pooh this is going to take longer to configure to my specific than I thought at least these upgrades well do us some good." Dean bent down and grabbed a wrench as he walked under one of the wings he began unscrewing one of the panels to rearrange some wires. He pulled out a couple of wires and a few dead caterpillars and a shriveled snake fell out it startled Dean as he hit his head up against the wing. He rubbed the top of his head knowing this was going to take him a while to fix.
Triana sat across from Kim as they were both eating their cereals the girls had woken up late and were still in their sleep ware. Triana decided to break the silence as she was curious to know Kim's little rump with Hank. "Sooo I guess you had fun last night making Hank into a full fledge man huh Kim?" She looked up from her cereal bowl as Kim looked at her showing no emotion. "Yeah he was alright. He kind of convinced me to join him. So I guess I won't be the Guild" she continued eating her cereal. Triana had a blank expression on her face not knowing what to say. "Really? Hank Venture convinced you to join him are you serious Kim? Join him in what? Sounds like to me he was more than alright last night" Triana grinned at Kim as she twirled her spoon around in her bowl. Kim stared at her friend as she pushed her cereal aside. "Maybe. I'll admit he has a great body yet he is socially inept like his brother. Plus he promised a lot of shit and he's loaded." she grinned at Triana knowing that was that would satisfy her. Triana knew Kim very well and she knew she was interested in Hank either emotionally or physically she didn't by the money reason knowing Kim was not shallow. "Enough of Hank what about you Triana you get to fool around with Dean?" Triana just looked at Kim wondering if she was serious "Ah no" Kim stood up and crossed her arms as she stared down her girlfriend. "Are serious all that time and you don't even fool around with him?" Triana rolled her eyes as she just went back to eating her cereal "ah no Kim nothing happened while you and Hank were fucking. That idiot in the tank showed up." Kim picked up her bowl and placed in the washing machine. "You disapoint me Triana. Anyway I need to see to see Hank." She reached the door and looked over her shoulder Triana meet her gaze. "I guess you're waiting for the right time to sink your fangs huh". "Whatever".
Dr. Venture crawled out of his bed his head was pounding he felt as if a screw was digging into his frontal lobe" Jesus this hurts! Ahhh shit why the hell did I drink last night? Oh right my depression. I need my pills" Dr. Venture stumbled around his room in his boxers as he tried to locate his pills. He noticed on top of his dresser that there was a letter he had received weeks ago by non other than the United Nations. "Ahhh great just great isn't this dandy! I have a damn hang over and now I remember I have to go to this lame environmental conference at the UN." Dr. Venture popped a couple of his "headache" medicine as he read the letter. He crumbled up the letter and took out the security badges from the packet that came along with the letter. "This is worse than a woman's period god I hate hangovers. Still showing up with those prissy scientist I can make some contacts with other foreign nations interested in developing their military hardware" A Grinch like smile formed on his lips imagining the new found wealth and prestige he would receive if he made contacts with rogue states or anyone willing to pay his price. Dr. Venture reached over his dresser and got his two way watch to call Brock.
Brock Samson was in his quarters cleaning his knife in the background Good Times and Bad Times was playing. He picked up a white cloth as he wiped of the liquid residue from his knife. It shinned brightly as his eyes reflected back at him. Countless souls perished by his knife he disliked guns as he preferred to kill his prey with his knife and hands. He was broken from his hypnotic trance by the sound of his com watch. He groaned wondering what Dr. Venture wanted. "Yeah Doc?" "Brock get the X-3 ready and get the boys I forgot I have that UN conference to go to". "Anything else Doc?" Brock waited for Dr. Venture's reply. "Yeah some water I have this annoying hangover" he signed off and Brock putt his knife back in its holster as he went to change to a more appropriate attire.
Kim walked along with Triana as both girls had their towels and small t-shirts covering their tops. They mad their way towards the pool as Triana noticed hank swimming laps. "Your master is here" she turned to Kim and noticed her eyes were locked on to Hank. "Earth to Kim? You might want to wipe that drool from your mouth you look like a farm girl in heat" Kim finally turned her attention to Triana she just stared at her friend ignoring her sly comment "what?" as she returned her gaze back to Hank. The blonde Venture noticed the girls finally as he got to the end of the pool and pulled him self up he was wearing his black Speedo's as Triana tried to hold back her laugh while Kim had a grin on her face. Hank walked towards the girls as his hands combed back the water from his hair. "So ladies I take you wanted to look at the Hankanator's body" he flexed in front of them Hank stopped once he heard the girl's laughter as they hugged their stomachs. "Please...Hank...stop...I'm...going to wet my self" Triana managed to say. "Yeah seriously please stop..." Kim wiped the tears from her eyes as she looked at Hank. "You really like those tiny Euro bikinis huh" Hank looked at his crotch then back at Kim. "Ah yeah makes it easier for me to swim like a seal.I figure I let the ladies see what their missing out in" Kim and Triana looked at each other and back at Hank. "Seriously what ladies. Besides Triana there is no girls around here?" Triana laughed as Hank tried to answer Kim. "Anyways you think its cool if Kim and I can use the pool?". "Sure you ladies can use it." Hank picked up the chair as he began to dry himself. Brock arrived and saw Hank with Triana and another girl he remembered was Hank's date. "Hank go get changed now. Were taking off to New York for that science conference thing at the UN. " Hank looked at Brock confused to the news. "UN ahhh Brock that's lame can't I stay". "Ah no I think it's better if you and Dean come I think the invention was for you guess instead of Doc". "Alright... alright I'll go change, later ladies" He waved at Triana and Kim as he dashed off to his room. Triana and Kim gave each other a look "UN wow seems like their busy? So that means there going to take that jet of theirs you were telling me about". "Yeah I know Dean's been telling me he has been fixing it."
Dean closed his laptop as he started to head for the showers he heard his com watch activate. "Dean get ready were going to New York for the UN meeting" Dean's eyes popped he forget about the conference for the United Nations Educational Scientific and Cultural Organization. "Oh no I completely forgot! So were leaving now Brock?"."Yeah get your self ready Dean I'll prep the X-3 ok". "Roger!" Dean raced off towards his room excited and scared out of his wits for he and his brother were going to be in front of many important world leaders and fellow scientist. "Jeepers I hope I remembered were I put our presentation". Dr. Venture came on to the X-3 in a grey suit while Brock had on on dress pants with his boots and short sleeve button shirt with a black tie. Hank and Dean both walked side by side Hank had on his black combat boots with his camouflaged military pants. He wore his black blazer and had a olive long sleeve shirt with a black tie and aviator glasses. Dean had on his designer soles with his tan dress pants with a black sweater vest and a red polo shirt with a black tie. Dean took a side glance at Hank. "Seriously Hank you look like arms dealer couldn't dress nicer for this! Were going to the UN not the middle east to sell weapons". Hank grinned at his brothers comment "Relax Dean I look styling in this who cares how we look were just going to be in some room with a bunch other prissy scientist oh think uncle J.J. will be there?". "I guess there calling all the top scientist for this environmental conference". "Isn't that fun" both boys boarded the X-3. "Finally the wonder twins arrive what took you so long and Hank why are you dressed like your arms dealer" spatted Dr. Venture. The boys looked at each other and made their way to the front they Hank sat at the controls while Dean was his copilot Dr.Venture was adamant about letting the boys fly the X-3 but Brock had convinced him to let the boys learn to fly the X-3 incase of emergencies. "All clear boosters are up engines checked. Ready when you are Hank". "Alright everyone fasten your seat belts Hank's going to take this baby for a ride". Dean just looked at his brother wondering if they really were twins. "Finally you boys are good for something just get us there in one piece". "yes dad" the boys said simultaneously as they wished they wished silently they had another father. The X-3 took off from the hanger leaving the roar of its super sonic engines to catch up. Kim saw the white jet she was grinning imagining the exotic places she would go to ordering Hank around to her every desire. "You know if they got a jet maybe we can go to that island your dad owns that be sweet" Triana turned to Kim as she was sunbathing "Yeah it be sweet but we would have to keep it a secret I doubt he let me go with out him and with the just Hank and Dean". "We'll work the details I guess I can go topless you said your dad is off to one of his business meetings right and no one else is here besides the Ventures?" Kim waited for Triana's response as she her hands were about to untie her bikini. "Yeah let the girls out" with that she let loose here breast for the sun to bath them in a nice tan.
Out side the compound was malice troop Private Michael. He picked up his radio to communicate with Sgt. Hatred. "Echo base...come in Echo base this is Tango the hawk has left the nest" with in the compounds of Malice community Sgt. Hatred was in his hover tank as countless Guild operatives were repairing the damages to his vehicle. Inside was Sgt. Hatred whose left arm was in a cast and had a patch covering his left a few bandages were on his right arm and his two right fingers were in a cast. "This is Sgt. Hatred come in Tango . The hawk has left the nest eh alright transport will be waiting for you o six hundred do not fail me we know where their going I repeat continue operation Sore Wound". "Yes Sir. Tango out". Sgt. Hatred cut off the communication as he popped some pain killer medicine his entire body ached from the blast and defeat he suffered at the hands of the Venture family. "Oh kay Dr. Venture well see how lucky you get this time without your toys to use.I say a good old assassination will do just fine hahahaha...ahhhhhh shit. Private Hams get me some more pills now!". On the other side of the cliff were Number 21 and 24 as they contacted the cocoon "this is Number 24 can you read me!". The Monarch watched from his throne as he was conducting his covert mission. "What do you mean you lost them you fools! Seriously can't you do anything right where are they going!" . Number 24 began to sweat as trying to come up something till Number 21 spoke for them both."Monarch sir ah there's a malice troop and he's heading to a chopper if we follow him I think Sgt. Hatred will lead us to the Venture's". Monarch stood up waiving his fist to the monitor "Great follow him and that dick Sgt. Hatred will lead us to the Ventures go now minions report back once you have Dr. Venture's location". The Monarch signed off Number 21 turned to his comrade "Woo thank the maker for that malice troop or else we would've been sent to the detention cell with those two hobbits". "Jeez I know don't mention them they freak me out. Oh shit come on the guys leaving we got to follow him or its our hides". Number 21 and Number 24 followed the Malice troop in the Monarchs small helicopter the followed their only lead not knowing the hell that would be unleashed.
The X-3 touched down in JFK air port Dr.Venture failed to notice the X-2 a couple feet in front to self absorbed at the contacts he would make at the UN."All right boys don't do any thing to embarrass me or touch anything understand. I'm here to conduct business to ensure the continuing success of the Venture empire". The boys remained silent just rolling their eyes at their dads comments Brock looked around as he lit up a Marlboro H.E.L.P.E.R. remained on board incase of an emergency. "Dad did you get the speech Dean and I wrote for you we made sure it touched the points of the conference." "Dad please don't mention and super weapons remember this the UN and for prosperity of mankind not selling the next super weapon". "Enough boys I know.I'm the super scientist here last time I checked. Now were is that limo?" Brock pointed ahead of them where the UN limo arrived "I think its that lincoln over there." The Venture gang made their way to the limo on the other side Sgt. Hatreds platoon landed while the Monarchs chopper landed behind the malice troops. The limo left the airport as it was taking the Venture gang towards the United Nations. A couple feet away Private Michael stepped off the chopper as a small platoon of five malice troops followed him. He kneeled down to pick up the radio to communicate with Sgt. Hatred. "Echo base this is Tango do you copy over?" "This is Echo base reading you loud and clear over." "Echo base commencing operation Sore Wound. We found our target and are heading towards the UN awaiting further orders over" Sgt. Hatred looked on the monitor screen as he could see what was happening from the mounted cameras of his malice troops. "Private Michael! You are to engage the target and take out the target Dr.Venture and his gorilla Brock Samson but I want the young boys alive I have a special surprise awaiting here!" He liked his lips with his tongue salivating what he would do to the young Venture twins. "Private Michael move out!" with that he saw his troops onscreen move out towards a bust to occupy for their mission now he would wait and see Dr. Venture's inventible death. Number 21 and Number 24 hopped off the Monarch helicopter followed by ten henchmen "Ah great did you see that 24 we have to go the UN. The UN! Seriously Dr. Venture being invited to the UN what he hell he came up with to get invited?" Probably the invitations were for the brats. Like baldy could could come up with something that is beneficial for the human race my ass!" "Silence! You Idiots I don't care if Venture goes to the bowels of hell you will follow him and tell me what is going on and keep an eye for those prick soldiers! NOW GO!" screamed the Monarch through their ear microphones. "Ahhh my ears come on we better go or else it's the hobbits" 24 lead the way he spotted an old beat up white Volkswagen van. "It's better than taking the subway" 21 said as he boarded the van.
The boys were were in awe as seeing the tall buildings that reached the sky in New York they saw the many flags of different nations that circled outside the United Nations building seeing the flags flapping in the wind. They couldn't contain their excitement as their heads starred up at the building and then towards the pier behind the UN. "Jeepers! look at all the flags and people. Can't believe we are at the UN in New York the big apple!" Hank looked around as he walked up towards the doors. Dean on the other hand was taking some pictures and Dr. Venture was popping some much need aspirins "BOYS!! Shut your traps I still got a hang over calm your selves down its only New York full of criminals, garbage and cheap labor. Now get your rears inside!" The boys looked at their father with loathing eyes and did as they were told. "Real smooth Doc" Brock followed behind the boys as they go to the door Brock was approached by two N.S.A. agents as they pointed to his knife holster on his right hip. "What! We got a problem here suits!" The short brown haired agent approached Brock "Look Samson there are no weapons in that building got it or is all that hair clogging your hearing?" Brock's veins appeared on his neck as he controlled his rage wishing he could smash the agent's smug face. "Oh come on Brock don't worry just wait by the lobby. Come on were at the UN what could happen?" Dr. Venture said trying to calm Brock. "Alright I'll stay out here boys hit me on the two-way incase any thing happens" "Ok Brock" the boys said simultaneously as they disappeared into the building Brock glared at the prick agent as he started back at him and turn to escort Dr. Venture in. Brock pulled out a cigarette to light up he looked up at the roof tops from the building across the street. He saw Sgt. Hatred's malice troops on the left building while on the right he noticed the Monarch's henchmen. "Ahhh shit this is going to be one hell of a day."
As they walked through the halls Dean and Hank noticed all the dignitaries walking around conversing with one another some press wee around snapping pictures and talking to the local ambassadors and scientist. "Yo Rust hey boys!" they all turned around to look behind them then to the floor to see Jonas Venture Jr. wearing a black Armani suit "Uncle J.J.!" the boys yelled as they kneeled down to hug their uncle. "Great what the hell are you doing her Jonas?" Dr.Venutre looked at his brother annoyed with his presence. "I should be saying that to you Rust but I forgot how brilliant the boys are and figured they called you since your their father" Dr. Venture just turned around and noticed Sally in a casual blue lady suit. "Dr. Venture its a surprise to see you here oh hello boys" Hank and Dean approached Sally to say their hellos Dean couldn't get over his fascination with her invisibility. "Oh I see they let you in Rusty" Dr. Venture blood ran cold "oh there god Ta...Tara its... a what a surprise to see you here." Dr. Tara Quymn approached Dr. Venture she loathed the man he had become. She wore her kahki shorts with a long white button shirt and a white lab coat. "Thats Dr. Quymn to you Rusty. So why are you here a man that makes military hardware in the UN a place for peace and prosperity." Dr. Venture began to squire as Jonas and Sally were looking on delightedly. "Ah Dr. Quymn I would like to apologize about what happened on the Amazon I didn't mean to hit you with the chair. That was very un-gentlemen like and if I would have just realized your symptoms of being epileptic I just wanted to apologize" Dean hung his head low Dr. Quymn smiled lightly as she patted the boys head. "At least your man enough to admit your failure and mistakes unlike your father apology accepted." Hank pushed Dean aside as he took his glasses off. "Hey Dr. Quymn uhhhh are Nancy and Drew here by any chance?" Dr. Quymn raised her left eye brow seeing the blonde was enchanted by her daughters. "They are in the lobby with Virginia why aren't you boys in the lobby this is a specific meeting for scientist." Dean pushed Hank aside "We were invited see our press tags I guess wanted Hank and I's opinion." Dr. Venture rubbed his temples as he popped a couple pills into his mouth. "I don't know why the UN would want to hear the opinion of two boys who dress as spider man and aqua man" Dr. Venture retreated in to the huge conference room. Dean and Hank rolled their eyes as they followed their father they waived at everyone and went inside. "Rusty never told me he had another brother I feel sorry for those boys" Jonas walked along with Sally as he told Dr. Quymn of his origin. Dr. Venture and the boys sat around a huge theater and at the podium was some doctor from South Africa discussing the ramifications of oil drilling in its backyard. He showed slides of the carnage these oil companies did to the environment. Dean sat attentively taking all that was being said while Dr. Venture and Hank were slouched and looking around his gaze briefly meet Dr. Quymn as she quickly turned to her left he slouched further down on his chair as continued to listen to the boring lecture. "Up next is Dr. Thaddeus Venture and his report on bio fuels." The old man in a blue suit said Dr. Venture sprang looking around. "Bio fuels what the hell?" Dean provided his speech while Hank pulled out a USB stick with the presentation on it."Don't worry dad Dean and I took care of everything." Dr. Venture was suspicious at first but felt the gaze of everyone in the room starring behind his back. "Better than nothing if you boys make me look a fool I swear I'll ground you till your twenty five." Dr. Venture made his way hastily to the podium "your welcome" yelled Dean "Why even bother I swear any thing we do is not good enough" Hank slouched and crossed his arms wondering if their father would screw up the perfect presentation. He stood up to see everyone looking at him awaiting his presentation on clean efficient bioengineer fuels."Well hello everyone I can't seem to recall the last time I was here. Any ways ah lets get started." Hank noticed that a shiny red dot appeared on his fathers chest as it moved to his heart Hank looked up see one of Sgt. Hatred's men about to shoot his father. "Dean run!" Hank yelled as he jumped on to the podium knocking his father back the sound of the bullet striking the mic. "Hank what the hell has gotten into..." Dr. Venture shut up as he heard the bar-ay of gun fire in the conference room the screams of panic erupted in the theater as people jumped out their seats trying to get to the exit door. Dr. Venture saw up in the ceiling a couple malice troops drop down. "Shit Brock... Brock!!" screamed Dr. Venture as he dashed off the stage to nearest hiding place. "Boys run!" Hnak and Dean looked at each other before Hank took off to the door. "Hank were you going dad went that way." "I know where dad went Nancy and Drew are in trouble so the Hankanator is coming to their rescue!" Hank disappeared into the crowed. "Ahhh great he got's boobies on the mind again ahh wait up Hank!" Dean jumped on the chairs as he hopped from on chair to the next trying to get by everyone. Dr. Jonas Venture Jr and Sally had ducked in the chairs Sally's muscle tissue showed as her emotions ran high. "Sally go ahead and get the N.S.A. agents and take Dr. Quymn with you daddy's got to stay and make sure Rust is ok." Sally was about to say something but her lips were closed by Jonas lips as he smacked her rear. She smiled and let out a playful yep "Come r. Quymn lets get out of here." Dr. Quymn screamed and fainted as she saw Sally's skinless form Sally had no choice but to pick up the good doctor and carry her out. Dr. Jonas Venture reached in his pocked and pulled out a pin as he shoot out a couple of poison needles. "Brock were are you! Your employer is in trouble now!" Brock heard his com-link come on he could hear Dr. Venture cries for help but his hands were pre-occupied with two malice troops his knife plunged into the chest of both men. He pulled his knife out as his shirt was stained with his enemies blood. "Doc come in Doc I'm coming were the boys!" Dr. Venture ducked behind some rows of chairs as gun fire sprayed every where. "I don't know they left me behind! There fine with that serum should boost their intelligence and strength I hope. Just come and rescue me now!" Brock kneed a guy in the head snapping the malice troops neck and knocking a few teeth lose. "Just stay put Doc I'm going in."
Ginnie was wearing her brown shorts and combat boots she had on a black polo shirt. She turned to Nancy and Drew who where wearing black knee high skirts and white short sleeve blouse. "Oh Ginnie what is that noise its such a ruckus." Drew said as she turned to Nancy "Is mommy ok Ginnie?" Nancy said looking at Ginnie. "Oh girls don't you worry I'll get her you cute little buttons stay put ok." The girls nodded as Virginia pulled out her belt to reveal a small knife. "Ok boys I'll show me what you got" She dashed off in a speed of light to find Dr. Quymn. "Nancy I reckon we should find some place to hide." "Good point old girl I second that motion." The girls ran off from the lobby as they turned a sharp corner they were confronted by what seemed a guy in a butterfly costume. "Oh dear me Nancy" the girls hugged each other in fear as the deranged henchmen smiled seeing the two twins "Don't you dear touch my ladies!" The henchmen turned around to be meet with swift kick sending him through the glass wall and out side. Hank stood up as he fixed his aviator glasses to look at Nancy and Drew admiring their knight. "Sorry ladies I am late." The girls eyes widen as a malice troop sneaked behind Hank and was about to knock him out with the butt of his gun. "Oh no you don't!" "Ahhh" the malice troop dropped on the ground as the smoke came off his body. Dean appeared with his right arm extended his fist balled up and a ring with a gold V was smoking. "Cool beans Dean what was that" "Ring taser still a prototype. Are you girls alright?'" Nancy and Drew looked at one another smiling evilly admiring their knights. "Oh Dean you were so gallant in rescuing us." Nancy said as rushed to hug him. "Oh Hank that was brave of you my knight." Drew flung her self at Hank who smiled and turned to Dean who was much liking the attention. "Oh ok ...oh ok we know you're grateful come on we need to get out of he..." "I found them!" everyone turned around to see a couple malice troop finding them. "Oh crap we need to bail Dean. Drew you're coming with me hope on my back and hold tight got it." Drew looked at her sister and winked as she hopped on Hanks back but screamed as he took off like a chetah"My word he's like an osterage that is so remarkable I didn't know Hank could runt that fast." "Ah Drew now is not the time to be impressed hop on my back Hank and I can run about the same speeds now come on" She was taken back at Dean's command nature but was turned on as well. She hopped on his back and hung on for dear life she let out a scream of joy feeling she was ridding a horse. "Yes Dean faster...faster." Dean hung to her legs wondering what was wrong with Nancy.
Brock made it threw the hall way as he was covered in blood he punched a few malice troops out of the way he kicked on through the door and pulled out his knife as he felt a knife near his throat he saw who was in front of him. "Super cuts!" Brock's eyes widen and he retreated his knife "Oh great its you?" Ginnie popped one of the Monarchs mens balls as she looked at him with disgust. "Weakling. Come on Samson the conference theater is down the hall. Don't slow me down. And don't look at my ass too" Ginnie took off ahead. Brock had a stupefied look on his face. "are you serious you crazy bitch" he followed after Ginnie not wanting her to kill off his prey. Number 21 and 24 came out of from a room they saw there fallen comrade. "Oh shit did you see that! That crazy bitch popped Number 31's balls!" Number 24 said as he held his crotch. "Oh shit Brock Samson is with them there is no way in hell I'm going that way." Number 21 said as he held his rifle. "Ah Monarch come in Monarch. What do we do Brock Samson and some weird chick is taking out Sgt. Hatred's men plus we lost one guy." The Monarch listened to Number 21's report as a butterfly sneak camera hovered around them. "Ahhh this is great seeing that beast Brock Samson tear apart that dick's platoon is great. Do not get caught or interfere we are to watch. I can't arch Venture now..." "Monarch what the hell is going on here!" Monarch slowly turned to see Sheila she was furious as her arms were on her hips. Tim-Tom and Kevin were in their mini henchmen uniforms. "Why...why pookums. I was...was only watching the conference I sent the henchmen to scan the perimeter for ahhh...candidates for me..." Sheila was not buying it. "You know we are waiting for orders from the Guild to get a new nemesis. Number 21 and 24 call back the henchmen and return this instance understand." screamed Sheila as 21 and 24 shook "Yes Queen!" 21 and 24 said. Number 21 picked up his radio and called in the retreat "all troops fall back were leaving now!" Monarch watched in dismay as his plan came to halt "Ahhh poo...". "Shut up I'll be waiting for you in our bedroom we need to talk!" with that she stormed off Tim-Tom and Kevin smiled knowing that Monarch was in for it. "Ah great" the Monarch said knowing what was waiting for him.
Hank turned the next corner as Drew directed him her hands danced around his chest she could feel his strong pics and iron stomach "Turn left and we can hide in there!" Hank dropped Drew and they opened the door she pointed out. It was fairly large closet but the light was out. Hank looked around as Drew closed the door and locked it. "ah Drew this is a janitor's closet so why don't we..." he shut up as Drew began unbuttoning her blouse. "Oh Hank how can I ever repay you for rescuing me and my sister I wonder how." Her blouse feel off as she unhooked her bra a couple tissues feel out but Hank didn't care as he starred at Drew breast. "Jeepers I guess we could find a way." She approached Hank as she wrapped his arms around his neck and she kissed him and he toppled over to the ground. "Hank were are you? Hello Hank...Hank" he ignored Deans call as he fondled Drew. Dean ran around carrying Nancy on his back who was directing him to turn to the next hall. "Oh Dean over there we can hide over there!" he kicked the door as it flung open it was a small conference room with no windows. He dropped Drew down as she went back to lock the door. "Dean you there is Hank with you?" Dean saw Brock on his two-way. "Hey Brock were fine I'm with Nancy and Hank's with Drew we got separated but I can't get in contact with Hank and the malice troops are after as well?" Brock looked at wondering what Sgt. Hatred wanted from the boys. "Ok stay put and guard Nancy and I'll..." Brock's face was shoved a side by a hand. "You listen here you little pecker head if you even think of violating those cute buttons of mine I'll rip out your balls. Nancy and Drew are you there" Virginia said Dean motioned Nancy to come. "Oh Ginnie we were given a freight but Dean and Hank saved us from this horrid men. Drew is with Hank I'm sure she is alright" Ginnie looked at Nancy smiling knowing that her precious girls were safe. "Ok sweetie I'll go find your mom and if that pervert tries anything funny remember what I taught you!" with that the communication caught off. Dean got back on his watch as he tried to contact Hank. Nancy began unbutton her blouse as she put a pill in her mouth "Oh Dean darling" Dean turned around and Nancy's mouth connected with his he tried to struggle but her tongue made it to his mouth he felt something enter him as he swallowed whatever Nancy slipped him. He coughed a bit as Nancy laughed. "Oh relax Dean we never finished what we started don't worry I gave a little love pill to relax you" Nancy walked seductively towards him as she unzipped he bra her white bra fell towards the ground with tissue paper as well. Dean's body began to feel hot and heavy his vision blurred "what ...what did you do to me ah" he couldn't finish his sentence as Nancy's mouth found its way to his lips she kissed his neck and moved toward his crotch she kneeled down and pulled his zipper down. "Oh relax you yank lets see what I'm working with here." Thing black out. The janitors closet was a total mess as Hank and Drew breathed heavily they began to put their clothing on Hank had wide grin on his face and Drew was amazed at what had transpired.She grabbed her soaked panties and placed in Hank's hands. "Here big boy something to remember me by" She kissed him again and ruffled his hair with her free hand. "Wow you Brits know how a lot of things" They jumped as they heard an explosion near by. "Oh dear what was that." Drew said as she hid behind Hank. "Don't worry baby Hankanator will protect you lets go find Dean and Nancy" he led her out of the closet as he saw a few dead malice troops on the floor. "I think they went that way" Drew hopped on Hank as they made their to up the hall.
The darkness surrounded Dean as he walked around aimlessly in the distance he saw Triana walking away from him. ("Triana! Wait! Triana") He reached Triana and pulled her to face him only to see it was Nancy ("Hello Deane Winnie") her eyes turned red as her fangs grew longer ("aren't I good enough Deane Winnie?") she lunged her self at him. Dean woke up screaming disorientated his body felt hot as a rage of fire was within him. He felt dizzy and saw that his zipper was undone. He saw Nancy pulling up her panties and straightening her hair out. She noticed Dean coming too. "Oh Dean your up you gave me such a freight. Seems like you passed out are you fine dear?" as Nancy approached him the door busted open Nancy screamed as Dean jumped to his feet. "Found one of them well hello there pretty." Two malice troops entered the room one of them noticed Nancy as she hadn't finished button up her blouse. "How about we have some fun baby" he grabbed her wrist as he pulled her into him. "Let go you block! Unhand me this instance ahhh" hearing Nancy 's cries awoke something within Dean. He felt a surge of heat rise to his earlobes. He began to sweat as something was taking over him "No one… you can't… you won't!" with that Dean lunged himself at the first malice troop holding Nancy he dropped her surprised by the teenagers strength. Dean head butt the malice troop he had pinned down breaking the troops nose on impact as Dean began to swing at his head. "Oh god…oh god…" screamed the malice troop. "ahhhhh" Dean screamed as spit and snot came from his face Deans hands became bloodier each time he pounded at the unconscious trooper. "Sir! We have a problem awaiting further orde…" he stopped as he saw Dean looking into his eyes like a derange beast waiting to pounce his prey. The malice troop had no time to raise his rifle as Dean lunged him self at him. Nancy stood by the wall frightened and turned on by Dean's animalistic nature.
Hank saw where the two troops had entered as he was about to reach the door he saw one of the troops fly out with Dean. "Whoa look at him go" Hank and Drew watched in amazement as Dean wailed on the guy he tossed him around like a doll. Hank wondered if it was the serums affects at work. He dropped Drew as he approached his brother "Hey Dean I think he's dead whoa. Wow you look like Brock" Dean looked to his brother his bloodied fist above his head his breathing was heavy as he calmed himself down he saw what he had done. He turned to Nancy and ran to her. " Nancy are you fine? I'm sorry did he touch you anywhere?" Dean said franticly more concerned with her well being. She looked at her sister as she winked at her she began to sob as she flung herself at Dean wrapping her arms around him. "Oh Dean I was ever so frighten you saved me! Those men would have their way with me but you rescued me" Dean was uncomfortable as he did not know what to do but slightly hugged her to provide some comfort.
Dr. Venture sat next to his brother as they waited for Brock and the N.S.A. agents. "There you are! What took you so long I had to be rescued by my brother! No thanks to you!" Dr. Venture walked towards Brock and stopped as he moved away noticing Ginnie. "You!" Ginnie looked at Venture and glared at him as she held Dr. Quymn under her right arm steadying her "Oh it's you needle dick! I see you managed to stay alive. Anyway nice work out their Samson I have to go find the girls make sure there alright." Brock turned to Dr. Venture and then to Jonas. "Thanks for keeping him alive ahhh Jonas." "No problem Brock just doing my job as a brother. So where are my dear nephews at?"
Dean and Hank walked along the halls seeing that everyone was being directed to the lobby. They could hear Nancy and Drew whispering and giggling their little heads off. They saw everyone waiting for them. "Girls!" they ran towards their mother as they hugged Dr. Quymn and then Ginnie. "Oh we were so frightened but Hank and Dean watched over us right Nancy?" "Oh yes they were our knights protecting us from those foul yanks." Drew said as she looked at the boys. Dean and Hank raised their hands and screamed out "Go team Venture!" it only annoyed Dr. Venture. "Can we please get the hell out of here? Before that idiot Sgt. Hatred shows up himself. Seriously he actually tried to kill me." Dr. Venture made his way towards the limousines wanting to get as far away from the UN as possible. "This is the life of a Venture Doc you should be use to it. Thanks again Jonas. Hey boys I'm proud of ya! You guys did great I guess we can stop on the way for pizza my treat." Dean and Hank high fived each other overjoyed with Brock's praise. "Later uncle JJ" the boys said as they followed Brock. "Boys I'll visit you later we have to talk about the contracts" "Ok" Dean yelled back. Dr. Venture led the way into limo he wanted to get away from Dr. Quymn and his brother Jonas as far possible as he could. "Diver get us the hell out of he now!" yelled Dr. Venture as vehicle sped off.
Sgt. Hatred watched in dismay as every single troop was out of commission or dead. "What the hell! Damn it that little Venture brat I would have had Venture if wasn't for his son! Private Suarez prepare my hummer I have to go to see the Guild" Private Suarez saluted as he took off to get the Humve ready. "Oh you want a war Venture I'll give you a war" with that Sgt. Hatred exited his hover tank to see the Guild.
AN: Hello everyone another chapter down. I'm trying to figure out what i want to do with the plot. so its a work in progress. any way as always leave your feed back .
