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Faith pov.
Can you believe G-man even suggested that shit?! He's gotta be outta his fuckin mind if he thinks I'm gonna give my babies up. Never... I want to know them. I want them to know me.
"Faith?" I hear. I sigh.
"Not now B." I say. I hear her climbin then she comes into view. "Or maybe now's a great time." I mutter. She sits beside me in a bean bag chair.
"I miss this place." she says lookin around our perfectly intact tree house. I nod.
"It's been a minute huh?" I say. She nods.
"Been a minute since we've just hung out too. Just us." she says droppin a hint.
"Since before we broke up." I say with a small smile.
"What were we thinking anyway? I mean we're practically sisters. I've known you since I was seven for crying out loud!" she says. I chuckle and shrug.
"Everybody expected us. Remember how happy our mom's were when we told them we were together?" I ask rememberin our mom's plannin our weddin.
"Yeah." she says. We sit in silence for a moment. "I support you. Whatever you decide. I support you." she says. I nod.
"Thanks B." I say. She nods.
"Anya's worried about you, y'know." she says. I look at her shocked.
"Really? Why?" I ask. She rolls her eyes.
"As your best friend I feel I should tell you...you're an idiot." she says. My brows furrow. "Faith...she feels the same way." she says.
"Who feels what way?" I ask. She sighs one of those, 'why do I associate myself with this idiot' sighs.
"Anya feels the same way you do." she says. I tilt my head slightly.
"Really? She wants to keep the kids?" I ask happily. She looks at me a moment before smiling.
"I don't know." she says. I frown.
"Then what the hell are ya talkin bout. Ya know I don't speak Buffy." I say. She shrugs.
"Go down there and talk to her yourself." she says. My eyes widen.
"You brought her to the Faith cave?!" I ask. She nods with a wince.
"Sorry." she mutters. I sigh.
"She woulda seen it eventually but remember. This location stays hidden." I say. She nods and we make our way down the ladder. I notice Anya and she sorta...growls at B.
"What took you so long to talk to Faith. All you had to do is say words but you took so long I thought you were giving her orgasms. Wait, were you giving her orgasms?" Anya asks. I give her a horrified look.
"Ugh! No! We were just talking." I say feeling the need to defend myself. She gives B a look but nods.
"Alright Buffy. Go away now, your services are no longer needed." she says with a smile. I almost chuckle at B's insulted look.
"Alright." she says walking away. Anya turns to me and studies me for a moment.
"Faith, I want to keep these babies." she says. I can't help but smile.
"Yeah?" I ask making sure I heard her right. She nods firmly.
"Yes. We could raise them together." she says. I like her reasoning. I kneel down so I'm level with her stomach.
"Hear that guys? We're gonna raise ya up real good and we're gonna love ya no matter what." I say kissing her stomach. I freeze and she just stares down at me.
"Why did you do that?" she inquires. I stand up shufflin my feet a little.
"Uh... I uh...sorry it was instinct. Wanted to let the kids know I meant it." I say. She seems even more confused.
"But how can they hear you?" she asks. I'm about to answer but I stop.
"I dunno." I say with a shrug. She makes a hmm noise then fixes me with a weird look.
"Do you like me as more than an orgasm buddy?" she asks straight out. I start to shift my weight from one foot to the other and my eyes dart around.
"No?" I try. She tilts her head again.
"You remind me of mortal males. They always lie for no reason. You can't even look me in the eye right now. You know there was this one time-" I cut her off right then.
"Whoa wait. No tellin the kids any 'back when I was a little demon' stories." I say. She crosses her arms like a child.
"Why not?" she asks. I give her a look like really.
"Cus they're babies and most of your stories scare me." I say. She huffs and crosses her arms again.
"Whatever." she says walking away and of course I follow her. "We should become orgasm buddies." she says. I stop walking.
"We already have sex a lot." I say. She rolls her eyes.
"We should become more. Like Willow and Tara. We could be lesbian lovers." she says with a smile. This chick has a way with words.
"We can't just go into a relationship like that." I say. She stops walking and fixes me with a stare that'd make Buffy shrink away.
"Is it because I'm fat?" she asks with tears in her eyes.
"No! No of course not. It's just, I've never thought it was right to be in a relationship just cos you got kids together. Hurts everybody in the long run." I say thinkin bout me and Oz parents. They never really loved each other but they stayed together cus of me and Oz.
"That's not why I want to be with you." she says. I give her a curious look.
"So ya wanna be with me?" she nods. "Why?" I ask. She grabs my arm and starts to walk again.
"Because you are very attractive. And I like you. You're a good person." she says. I blush a little. Wait...whoa. I...blushed. "And you'll get me food when I tell you to." she says. I nod. Well yeah, she's scary when she's hungry. We make our way to the magic shop and everybody looks up. Buffy smiles at me slightly but I think Anya notices.
"Why are you smiling at Faith that way? She can't be your orgasm buddy because she's mine. You had your chance now it's to late." she says pulling me closer to her. Buffy looks at me then Anya and shakes her head.
"Anya, I don't want to be with Faith. She's just a friend." B says.
"Good. That's the way it's going to stay." Anya says with nod of her head.
"We wouldn't want it any other way." B says and Anya actually smiles. Giles clears his throat and Anya turns to him.
"Shut up. Don't say anything that may possibly upset Faith. If you do, I'll castrate you using nothing more than a teddy bear." she says to him. He goes pale and my eyes just widen but I don't say anything. "Now Faith, lets go have orgasms." she says yanking me out the door.
"What the hell are you taking?" I ask once we're outside.
"Nothing. What are you talking about?" she asks with a confused look.
"You're always so fuckin horny! Even I don't have that much energy." I say. She smiles evilly.
"We'll just have to work on that." I gulp. Uh oh.
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