Faith pov.
Hot damn I do love a girl with stamina! Woo I'm tellin ya demon chick? She got some moves. I thought I had mad skills no. This girl got madder than mad skills yo! Like the way she swirls her to-
"Faith maybe we should buy them a pet." Anya says from right beside me. I look over at her then at Buffy.
"Uh... Anya, maybe pets aren't the best course of action." B says. My lip quivers.
"Yeah, maybe you should focus on something like...a car." oz tries. I sniffle.
"Why? Most mortal children have pets growing up. Maybe we should get ours something simple...like a gold fish." she says with a happy nod. I start to all out bawl. She would bring up bad memories. That bitch! "What'd I say?" she asks. I run straight to Buffy's arms cus she's already got em open.
"Nothin you could have known Anya, Faith's just emotional." B says. I make some kinda intelligible sound in my throat...hell even I can't translate that.
"But why is Faith emotional? Are you pregnant as well? If you are we need to discuss how we are going to pay for more babies." she says. I just bawl louder.
Buffy pov.
Great. Anya would bring up pets. And poor Faith is just crying her little heart out. Almost makes me wanna tear up. I said almost.
"God, what is that?! Shut it up!" Xander says coming in covering his ears. I glare at him and he turns to see its Faith. "Alright! Who did it?!" he asks looking accusingly at Anya. "What'd you do to her?" he asks. I step in quickly.
"Nothin she's just emotional." I say soothing my best friend who tries to speak but it sounds more like howling. "I know sweetie." I comfort. Yes I do understand her. We have been friends for like a billion years ya know.
"All I did was suggest that we get our children a pet. I had no idea it was such a crime." Anya says still unaware of what she's getting herself into. And Faith gets louder.
"Will you shut her up?" I ask oz motioning towards Anya. She is REALLY not helping. Oz grabs some duct tape and gets ready to put it over Anya's mouth when Xander speaks up.
"Wait is this about Renee?" he asks. Damn him. damn him to hell!
"Xander shut your face!" I hiss. Faith stops crying long enough to hiccup. I don't let her go though. As a best friend it is my duty to make sure she doesn't kill him and end up in jail for murder. He needs to wait until there are no witnesses.
"It's just a simple question." he says holdin his hands up.
"Who's Renee? Is she another orgasm buddy of yours Faith? Do I need to harm her?" Anya asks. Faith sighs.
"No, when I was younger I had a pet." Faith starts. More like another best friend. She loved that thing more than me! But that's alright. "A goldfish." she says tearing up. "The first thing I bought with my own money. She was the best. I named her Renee cus it was the name of the pet store lady that sold her to me." Faith says fondly remembering her 'beloved gold fish Renee'.
"So what's the problem? You know what it's like to have a goldfish." Anya says. This is the part that got Faith sent to counseling for about a month straight before it was proven that she wasn't crazy.
"She died." faith says. "About 5 months after I got her." she adds. Anya looks sorry now. Wow, I've never seen that look.
"I'm sorry to hear about your goldfish. How did she die?" Anya asks.
"She drowned!" Faith wails. I bury my head in her shoulder, like I do Every time she's forced to tell this story. It's a very difficult thing for her to do. She never really got past it. I look up and see Anya and Giles, he didn't know, blinking.
"Good lord! Did you just say y-your goldfish drowned?!" he asks incredulously. I step to her defense.
"Yeah she did! Little fishy was just-a floatin round one day then all of a sudden she's like...gasping for ...air...and then she dies." I say. Then I cringe when Faith angrily wipes her tears and glares at me.
"Did you have to be so insensitive B?!"
"I'm sorry Faith it's just...Giles acted like he didn't believe you." I say. She sighs and nods. I always get outta trouble when I'm defending her. Hehe.
"Uh Faith?" Anya speaks after a few minutes. Faith turns to her.
"Huh?" Faith answers.
"That's...the saddest story I've ever heard! We wont get pets...until you're ready." a pregnant Anya is so understanding and caring...wow, she's human. And now she's crying. And Faith's crying. And they're kissing. And oh my g-
"Get a room! an-- and that's illegal in some states!" I say but can't help but stare at some of the things rapidly unfolding in front of me. Whoa. That looks like it feels really really good.
Six months pregnant...
Faith pov.
Aite so Anya is the... I dunno what to call her but she's good. And she's mine. Yeah. Mine. I'm possessive when it comes to folks I give a damn about. And I give two damns about her. I'm brushin my teeth getting ready to go out with my woman! Hell yeah! A date with my beautifully pregnant girlfriend.
"Faith?!" I hear. I turn and see oz makin his way into my bedroom.
"Yeah?"
"She's comin after me!" he says. I laugh.
"Just hide in the closet." I say. He nods and runs over to the closet. I go back to rinsin my mouth out and finishing touchin up my face. No make up. She said I look better without it and well, as honest as she is I took her word for it. No reason for her to lie. I step out of the bathroom and over by the closet. I knock and a light blue tank and pair of jeans comes out. I put the tank back and it's replaced by a black one. Perfect. I grab my jacket and make my way to the magic shop where I'm pickin her up from. We're goin to the movies. To see what? I still dunno. I get to the magic shop and she instantly smiles at me. She makes her way over to kiss me on the cheek.
"I was wondering if we could do something else today." she says. I nod.
"Sure babe, what's up?" I ask. She nods toward the table.
"Sit." she says. I have a sit down and she sits across from me.
"We need to think of baby names." she says. I nod happily cus we're deciding on unisex names since we don't know what we're havin.
"Alright... Adrian is my first choice." I say. She nods.
"Courtney." she says.
"I dunno..." I trail off. She frowns.
"What's wrong with the name Courtney?" she asks. I shrug.
"I dunno, just never been a fan." I say. She frowns again.
"Adrian can be a first name if Courtney can be the middle." she says. Adrian Courtney Lehane? I dunno. Wait.
"Whose last name?" I ask. She looks at me like I'm crazy.
"Well since the father's last name is usuall-"
"There is no father."
"Then we'll just use yours. Now Adrian Courtney Lehane, I think I like it." she says with a triumphant smile. I shake my head and sigh.
"Alright so we just need another first name and we're good." I say. She frowns at me...again.
"Doesn't the other one need a middle name?" she asks. I shrug.
"Not really, some people don't have middle names." I say. She frowns even deeper.
"I want them both to have a middle name." she says.
"But it don't really matter whether or not they have one as long as they have a first name." I say. She looks like she wants to burn me alive.
"Well my children will." she says.
"No OUR children wont. Just one will and the other wont need it, he/she will be too cool for middle names." I say and she pulls out the big guns. The tears and the lip and I sigh... "Fine, you pick the first name this time and I'll pick a middle." I say. She smiles triumphantly.
"I knew you'd see things my way." she says. I smile super fake.
"Evil bitch." I mutter.
"What?"
"I need a sandwich." I will never be the same again. I've gone soft!
Aite so here's what I'm doin. I'm gonna let y'all name the other one. Now remember, the name needs to be unisex cus we have no idea what we're havin so yeah, you guys get to name the second baby! Woooo! review!
