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(Story rated T lawl)

(FE9)

Well, I was... in an msn conversation. And this oneshot is the result of it.

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PS: I just noticed that the beginning sounds like yaoi. Well, it's not. Hahahahhahaaa did you really expect that from ME? -Point point-

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Story number six- Boredom Is A Great Thing

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It all began with Soren and Ike in a tent. Actually, it had almost developed into some sort of routine. You know, that kind of routine that was sort of entertaining to the others. All except maybe Titania, though Soren found it amusing to some kind of degree. Yes. Amusing, and maybe funny.

"Soren?"

"Yes, Ike?"

"... Do you smell that?"

"... Uh?"

Ike was frozen in one spot, sniffing the air like a dog. A really desperate one, or something of the likes. "It smells like... like..."

Soren took a few steps back. "I.. don't know what you're talking about. I don't smell anything."

"Soren, you LIE. It's strong, it's, it's..." Ike's eyes grew wide as he started backing to the corner of the tent. He made no sound for several minutes, and Soren had still been standing there the whole time. ".. It's not going away. Where is she? Where is she?!"

Soren gulped, stepping even further away.

"AHHHHHH!!!" Ike screamed, which caught the attention of some passers by, causing them to peak into the tent flaps, "WHERE IS SHE?! I CAN SMELL HER, BUT I CAN'T SEE HER!" Ike started wailing, hiding even further into the corner. "Make it go away! MAKE IT GO AWAY!" He started flailing his arms all around, which knocked things down. He even almost hit Soren in the head, who was now exiting the tent at this point.

For someone with Ike's small brain capacity, this happened a lot, you see. Most of the time it wasn't really who he was fearing it was, yet he still believed it was her.

"Ike!" Titania shouted, rushing into the tent and holding Ike to the ground so he wouldn't flail around anymore, "What is it??"

"P... p... perfume! I, I smelled it! AHHH! Why do I SMELL Aimee and yet I can't SEE her?! Why?!?!"

Titania sniffed the air for a minute, and noticed that there had been a faint hit of something in the air of that tent. Aimee, however, was all the way at the other side of the campsite.

"Ike, it's okay. She's not here."

"YOU LIE!"

Titania then had to resort to dragging Ike by the legs out of the tent and taking him to another to be put for a nap. Soren was standing right beside said 'nap tent' where Mist and Rolf would sometimes take said naps. Then said read-haired paladin was standing at the entrance of the tent and looking directly at Soren.

"Soren, you really should get rid of that perfume."

"But... I like it..." Soren muttered.

"Soren, wearing cheap whore perfume gets Ike in a state of paranoia where he thinks Aimee is near. And you know what Aimee does to him," Titania warned for about the thousandth time. But Soren never really did learn his lesson.

"Yes, Titania. We all know what Aimee does to Ike, but it's not my fault Ike's got himself a little stalker," Soren replied with some sort of shrug.

"Soren, don't make me get Devdan over here."

Soren whimpered and pleaded to Titania not to have Devdan come again; last time he had to burn all of his robes and he spent nearly a week in a small, isolated room-tent-thing where he didn't want to come out and he had cut himself every day for that said week. He heard voices and had nightmares, and every time someone tried to come in to see him, he'd give them third degree burns. Fire magic ftw.

And thus, the story of why Soren had to get rid of his whore perfume. For Ike's sake, as well as the rest of the company; at least until Aimee decided to approach Ike again for real this time. It resulted in horrific, catastrophic destruction that left many dead. Including Makalov, though no one really cared about him. Except for Astrid. She committed suicide and Gatire cried for many months to come.

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Story 7 is coming soon