DISCLAIMER: I do not own Fire Emblem. But if I did, Stefan would've appeared much, much earlier in FE10.

Story rated: K

(FE9 and 10)

... :D

Well, hi thr. I kinda died for a bit there lawl. And I think I've been writing too many short crack oneshots... I wanted to write this one soo bad, though... I mean, we all know it's true! ... But anyways, the continuation to the SorenxMist story and a new chapter one I had ideas on will be coming soon. Lawl, Bizz loves her weird pairings. Trust me, you'll be seeing some weird pairings in here soon

AND I HOPE YOU LIKE THEM TOO.

.. Oh, and by the way, I finally got Radiant Dawn. -Heart-

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Story Number Seven- Ike's Deep Voice

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Once upon a time, a boy was born. A boy with blue hair like his mother, and blue eyes. He was the cutest little thing you ever could see.

As he grew up, he soon became a part of his father mercenary company, the Greil Mercenaries. But we've all heard that story. The one about how the common boy became a hero. You know... the one named Ike. Yeah, he was still a boy back then. Was just learning the basics of fighting, and he was all of a sudden thrown in a war with Daein. He did a lot, though. Befriended Laguz, helped a princess free her country.. heck, he even helped in restoring the relationship between the heron clan and the nation of Begnion, or humans in general. You know, after the Serenes Massacre..

... Blah blah blah, but do you remember his voice?

... No, seriously. Do you remember it? And the cuteness plus the slowness and the childish-ness that got him all of the fangirl attention? Yes, we all remember that. His voice was deep, sure, but he was adorable back then.

However, that all changed.

--Three years later--

"... Ike? Is that you? Sheesh, what have you been eating, boy?"

"Huh?"

He would get this a lot from old friends he used to know. He grew muscles. Big muscles. Also, he looked a lot like his dad. It's a wonder why Aimee still liked chasing him around.

... Wait, no, never mind. Not really, since she'd chase about anyone around, but that's not the point.

The point is this, the letter he had recieved from a concerned fangirl:

"Dear Ike,

You grew up too much! I miss the old teen Ike that was all adorable and stupid and picked on his sister a lot! Seriously, people grow up, sure, but you grew up WAAY too fast! What, are you trying to look like Mordecai or something? And you kinda look like your dad now... and your VOICE. Since when did it become so... so deep?

-From Said Concerned Fangirl Mentioned Earlier"

"... Mist? May I ask you something?" Muttered the troubled commander at the dinner table to his younger sister.

"Sure, Ike. What is it?"

"Do you think the others are right about what they've been.. telling me lately?"

"Hm? About what?"

"Do you think I've... grown up too fast?"

Ike was confused at the weird pause he recieved, and looked down at his plate. Soon his sister suddenly burst out laughing, and the others all had their gazes fixed on the two.

"Mist... I'm being serious here..."

The laughing continued. It continued on and on and on, and Ike sighed.

--Even Later--

IKE'S VOICE WAS REALLY DEEP IN BRAWL. A HAR HAR HAR.

The end.

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.. SERIOUSLY. YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.

Story number 8 plus other updates and stuff are coming soon