Chapter 1: The Campers Arrive
A/N: Laila (Me) interrupts a lot, via the loudspeaker. While some of her/my announcements are normal, 90 of the time it's because she/I want(s) to yell at Chris or say a guy is hot…Yeah…that's a great idea to put a pyromaniacal sociopathic teen in charge of a loudspeaker.
Chris stood on the Dock of Shame, smiling somewhat psychopathically. The camp lay behind him. There were six cabins, each in pairs of two and arranged in a circle. Several other cabins were scattered around, just a bit farther away.
"Chris!" Somebody finally shouted. "The cameras have been rolling for 5 minutes! How long are you going to stand there?"
"Oh." Chris said. "Anyway, welcome to a new season of Total Drama Island! This year, we have replaced our old producers with the producers of another popular TV show, My Very Twisted Game Show, Laila, Gabby, and Sebastian." The camera switched to a very high-tech production studio, filled with computers and TV screens. The three said teens were sitting in rolling chairs.
"Hi, everyone! Let me introduce myself. I am Laila, and I am in charge of this remote, the intercom, and any alarms. I also get to throw stuff off the cliff. Did I mention the production studio is in the cliff?" A girl with short, dark brown hair, blue eyes, and a black UnderOath jacket announced, holding up a fancy remote to show them what she was talking about. "The remote does everything!"
"Except blow things up! I'm Gabby, and I'm in charge of explosions and weapons." Another girl with short, dark brown hair added. Unlike Laila, she had brown eyes and was taller.
"And I'm Sebastian!" the only guy out of the three yelled. He was shorter than the two girls, and had black hair.
"Yeah, this dork is in charge of the stuff we don't like, such as phone calls, editing, censoring stuff, ordering pizza, ordering dynamite, flamethrowers, airplanes, helicopters, et cetera. He's also the pilot. Though in retrospect, maybe that's not a good idea." Laila said. The camera switched back to Chris.
"These three teens successfully ran a Game Show that beat out ratings of every single show on ABC. Awesome, guys. Anyway, we have 33 – or maybe it was 34 – teens arriving today. Their boat should be arriving any minute. Find out what happens on Total Drama Island."
"Season 2!" Laila screamed over the intercom. There were sounds of a fight, and then all went silent.
The Awesome Theme Song Sequence That Took Me Forever: Lifestyles of The Rich and Famous, by Good Charlotte, plays. Random cameras pop out from nowhere, disturbing several angry raccoons. The camera zooms in on the island, to Chris, who is sitting in a lawn chair, drinking soda and yelling into a megaphone. He looks startled to see the camera come out of nowhere. It then goes to a white Chevy Monte Carlo Z34. Dante is sitting on the hood, listening to his iPod. Suddenly, Vanesa does a backflip out of a tree and lands on his lap. She smiles, and Dante pushes her off. The camera then goes to Grace, Ben, Satine, and Spicer, who are all backing up, trying to take pictures. They crash into each other and end up on the ground. The camera zooms quickly to the mess hall, where Tyson, Todd, and Dakota are trying to set up an elaborate prank on Chef involving a bucket filled with chili. Raphael comes in and the bucket falls on him, causing him to drop the coin he is carrying. The camera zooms out, and it shows Collete, Cariba, Katy, and Becca all being flirted with by Zach. Camera goes to another part of the camp, where Ellie is drumming on the walls, Nikki, Haley, Rosetta, Karma, and Terry are all trying to get her to stop, but are interrupted when Ryan, Riley, crashes through the door, being chased by the angry-looking Ayanna, Alana, Serlenia, and Effie. The camera zooms out again, showing Jane-Reoneah, Kenny, Allister, Lyee, Jude, Charity, Lita, Alicia, and Krm all sitting around the campfire, looking shocked at Chef's newest creation. Audrey comes by, looks at Chef's food, then walks away, looking sick. The camera zooms up to show everyone. There is a pause where the title should come up, and the camera quickly goes over to the production studio, where Laila, Gabby, and Sebastian are standing on the desk, fighting over the remote, which Laila is holding above everyone's head. Laila manages to press a button on it, and a Total Drama Island sign comes up, followed by the text: Season 2, in red letters. All cuts to black.
It was about 6 A.M. when a very large yacht pulled up. While the yacht had been spotless last season, it was now covered in graffiti. Obviously, some of the campers had gotten hold of spray paint. The yacht stopped, and the doors opened. A slightly tanned, turquoise haired boy walked out, listening to his iPod. He took off the earbuds and looked at Chris, waiting for a response.
"You must be Dante Dattolo! Welcome to the island!" Chris shouted happily, a bit too overeager from the coffee he had earlier. The girl in the UnderOath jacket suddenly appeared out of nowhere, walked over, and hit Chris on the head.
"Ow, Laila. I'm glad you're too young for these challenges. Aren't you supposed to be up in the studio?" Chris asked.
"Yeah. I left Gabby and Sebastian up to that. I hope they aren't killing each other. Anyway, you have 33 teens arriving, who have been in a boat for the past few hours, and it's way too early in the morning. You need all the help you can get. I hope nobody's died yet."
Meanwhile, in the Production studio.
"Ow! Why are you hitting me with a shoe?" Sebastian screamed. Gabby had him in a headlock and was hitting him with a tennis shoe. Sebastian tried to throw Gabby off of him, and they both ended up on the ground, fighting.
Back on the Dock.
Dante was looking disappointed and angry. He glared at Chris and Laila, who raised her hands in innocence and stepped back.
"When is my car arriving? I thought you said it would be here." He said, glaring at Chris.
"The car and luggage arrive on a separate boat." Chris replied. "Where is that separate boat, anyway?" he added. Laila and Dante both slapped their forehead.
"We only have one driver, remember? The other one quit. Apparently he did not like Gabby pelting him with firecrackers." Laila explained. Dante looked shocked, then walked to stand near the back of the dock. He put his earbuds back in and stared off into space, obviously daydreaming about his car.
A blonde girl jumped off the boat, camera case around her neck. She looked at the three people on the dock and smiled. Laila grabbed Chris's clipboard and flipped through it.
"Grace Anna Cure. Hi. Welcome. Aloha. Hola. Konnichiwa. Bonjour. Gutentag. Welcome to Total Drama Island!" Laila announced loudly, wincing as the loudspeaker turned on and feedback filled the air. It paused momentarily.
"Laila, help me! GYAAH! GABBY, WHERE DID YOU GET A BASEBALL BAT?" Sebastian's voice filled the air, followed by the sound of a fight, then something very heavy falling on the ground and Gabby yelling angrily. Laila rolled her eyes and began walking back towards the cliff, mumbling something about immaturity. Chris looked at the cliff, wondering what could be going on in there.
Grace stood on the dock, trying to figure out what was going on. She opened her mouth to say something, then screamed as Chris pulled out a hamburger out of nowhere and threw it at her.
"What was that for? I'm a vegetarian!" she screamed. Chris laughed, and Grace walked over to stand near Dante, who was finding the entire situation very hilarious. "And please don't call me Grace, call me Gracie." She added, very mad at Chris.
A brunette boy walked off the boat, quickly spotted the hamburger lying on the ground, and picked it up, taking a large bite out of it. This got him immediately scolded.
"Zach! I told you not to eat off the ground!" Grace yelled. The boy, who everyone now knew was Zach, just smiled.
"Yeah, but this isn't the ground, Sis." Zach said, smiling. Grace just rolled her eyes. Chris smiled.
"Zachary Thomas! I don't think I need to say your last name, since you and Grace are siblings. Welcome to the island." Chris announced happily. Zach simply smiled and continued eating the hamburger.
A girl with long red hair walked off the boat and quickly spotted Zach. Or more specifically, his hamburger.
"Hey, how come he gets a burger? I'm hungry too!" the girl yelled.
"Because he found it on the ground." Grace said.
"Audrey Lynn Forbes! Welcome!" Chris was still overeager, and Dante was starting to look upset.
"Dude, you don't have to say everyone's name!" Dante shouted. Chris gave him a death glare, then turned back to Audrey, who was walking over to stand next to the three campers who were already there.
At this point, another blonde girl walked off the boat, two drumsticks in her pocket. Dante quickly groaned.
"This is the girl who was drumming on everything on the boat! Ellie! Why don't you leave me alone!" Dante shouted. He paused momentarily. "At least you're better than that one girl." He added.
"Elicia Whitt! Wel…" Chris began. The loudspeaker turned on. There were still mild sounds of a fight going on in the background.
"Christopher MacLean, I swear, if you say 'So-and-so! Welcome!' one more time, I'm going to come down there and kill you with my lighter." Laila yelled. A mild explosion was heard in the background.
"Gabby! No firecrackers in the studio!" Laila added. All went silent.
"Okay." Chris said. Audrey was mildly confused, trying to figure out what had happened. She shook her head in mild disappointment.
A red-head boy jumped off the boat, somehow landing about 10 feet from where he had jumped, only inches away from Chris.
"Say your name!" Laila's voice momentarily crackled over the loudspeaker. Zach, being the closest, picked up a rock and threw it as hard as he could at the loudspeaker, frustrated with the 13-year-old coming on every 5 seconds.
"Hey, no throwing rocks at the loudspeaker!" Laila screamed. Seconds later, several firecrackers shot down from the cliff, landing inches away from Zach, who quickly stomped them out.
"Um…yeah…anyway, my name is Ryan York." The recently arrived teen stated. He quickly walked over to the steadily growing group of campers. Right as he got to the group, another boy jumped off, this one with sandy brown, shaggy hair. He had a camera case around his neck.
"OKAY! THIS GUY IS HOT!" Laila came over the loudspeaker again. Zach picked up yet another rock and threw it, missing the loudspeaker by a few inches. The newly arrived teen had taken out his camera and quickly snapped a picture of this.
"According to the list of people I got, this kid is Benjamin Grey, but he likes to be called Ben." Laila announced. Chris looked very upset that Laila had taken over the hosting.
"Chris, stop being depressed!" Laila added as a girl with curly brown hair stepped off the boat. She looked at them, confused. Zach looked a little bit starstruck, but Grace quickly snapped him out of it and hit him on the back of his head.
"This girl is Colette Bellamont, and she's from France. Zach, stop staring at her!" Laila announced.
"Qu'arrive-t-ilmaintenant?" she asked, somewhat confused.
"I don't speak French!" Laila screamed. "We have a bunch of crazies and Chris is depressed. At least, I think that's what you asked." She added. Colette nodded and walked over to everyone else. Zach was still staring at her, starstruck.
Another boy got off the boat, a harmonica in his pocket. He looked at the group of teens, looking a bit shy.
"This kid is Kenny Stevenson." Laila announced. Kenny smiled shyly. Dante had long been lost in his iPod music. Grace was now hitting Zach on the head as hard as she could with the back of her fist, Zach was ignoring his sister and staring at Colette, Audrey was just standing there, Ellie had gone back to drumming, Ryan was still looking at the loudspeaker in confusion, Ben was trying to fix his camera, whose batteries had died, and Colette was severely confused.
Another boy got off the boat. As he stepped off, he shook his hair out of his eyes. He said nothing, just walked over to everyone else.
"And this is Tyson Hawk! Zach, stop staring at Colette! How many times do I have to tell you?" Laila screamed. Zach, surprisingly, had no reaction to her scolding him, and was still watching Colette.
At this point, another girl, this one with long, light brown hair, stepped off the boat. She looked somewhat shy, but as Chris started to say something, she proved them somewhat wrong by hitting him on the head with her fist. Hard. Chris looked dazed, then collapsed unconscious on the ground.
"Thank you! This girl is Katy Steel, and she just knocked out Chris! We all give you applause!" Laila screamed. The sounds of applause filled the air, along with Sebastian's sudden screaming of "GABBY HAS A FLAMETHROWER?" and maniacal laughter.
Suddenly, a black-haired boy was pushed out of he boat, followed by a severely-angry looking brunette.
"This kid is being a freak!" the brunette shouted. The boy tried to hide his face.
"Nikki Bennett and Allister Greenfield!" Laila shouted. "I don't think I have to say who's who." She added. Dante, whose iPod had just died, quickly made up for what Zach had been forgetting to do, picked up a very large rock, and threw it at the loudspeaker, which fell off the post. Some feedback and static was heard, along with Laila.
"Dante, you're so lucky you're hot or I would have killed you!" Laila shouted. The loudspeaker was now severely destroyed. Dante looked mildly embarrassed at Laila's reaction.
Another girl walked out of the boat, playing with a pocketknife. She looked up, took one look at the teens, who were all acting incredibly moronic – except Dante, he was just blushing – and sighed.
"This girl is Haley Alexis Sullivan. Dante, stop blushing." Laila announced from the broken loudspeaker. Dante turned even redder and mumbled something about killing the producers. Haley nodded and began walking towards the group, not before dragging a very angry looking Nikki with her. Nikki, at this point, had nearly strangled Allister to death.
An African-American girl walked off the boat, dragging a very embarrassed looking redhead along.
"Rosetta Hawthorne and Riley Fox!" Laila shouted. There was a sound of another crash, and Sebastian's scream.
"If you guys are wondering about all the noises you keep hearing, Gabby got mad at Sebastian and is now trying to kill him.," she said. Everybody nodded. There was another loud scream, and the sound of several explosions.
Another girl got off the boat, reading as she walked. Seeing everybody staring at her, she held up the book for them to see, and to prove she wasn't wrong with her choice – Cell, by Stephen King – and walked over to the steadily growing group, where she sat down and continued reading.
"Ayanna Lraethe. But apparently she likes Aya better. By the way, that is a great book she's reading! Y'all should read it!" Laila said, obviously talking about the Stephen King book. Aya looked up and nodded.
A shy, Spanish/Hawaiian looking girl jumped off the boat, nearly crashing through the wood of the dock and almost knocking Chris off the dock. She looked towards the loudspeaker, waiting for a response.
"Satine Pele DeLevega!" Laila shouted, trying to be as loud as she could to cover up Sebastian's screaming and the various explosions in the background. Satine walked over to the group of teens and stood, looking at the various people.
A boy began climbing out of the boat, looking around at the group of people, and suddenly slipped, falling hard onto the dock.
"How did you fall off? Yeah, this kid is Todd Logan Balgaire. It's not my fault if he pranks any of you, by the way. Canada's a free country…as far as I know!" Laila shouted.
"HELP ME!" Sebastian suddenly came over the intercom, screaming and sounding very upset. There was a loud noise as something, obviously very heavy, fell to the ground. Everybody stared as it all went silent.
"Gabby, why did you knock out Sebastian with a telephone?" Laila asked. Everybody looked shocked. They all began moving away from the cliff, slowly.
Another boy jumped off the boat, landing hard on top of Todd, who hadn't gotten up yet. He quickly got off of Todd, pulling him up by his shirt collar.
"The guy who just injured Todd's spine is Spicer D. Lovejoy the Seventh. Dang, he looks like that one dude from Titanic!" Laila said. Spicer nodded and walked over to the frightened group of teens, still shocked that there was somebody strong enough to knock out somebody with a telephone.
A brunette girl got off, causing several of the guys to stare – except for Zach, of course. She was wearing quite a bit of jewelry, and was so pale that the sun was causing her skin to shine.
"Guys, please stop staring. I already had to yell at Zach. This is Jane-Reoneah Unbreon II. The papers say she likes Jane better. Please don't hurt her." Laila said. Jane looked at the loudspeaker, then walked over to stand a little ways off from everyone.
A girl with black hair stepped off the boat. She smiled and waved.
"Alana Tanning." Laila was obviously growing bored with having to say all the names, but suddenly, the sound of something crashing filled the room.
"Gabby! Don't beat Sebastian up when he's unconscious!" Laila scolded. Alana walked over to stand with the group.
"How many people are there?" Laila asked. There was a pause.
"37 people? Seriously? There are 37? But there were only supposed to be 22! Gad, I'm stupid. Gabby, you were supposed to stop me from choosing more than 22! Why didn't you? In addition, there's Chris and Chef Hatchet, plus all the producers up here in the studio, and the cameramen, let's see, that adds up to 68 people? I am such an idiot sometimes…how are 68 people gonna fit on this island?" Laila was suddenly upset. Several of the people on the dock started laughing.
Another girl got off the boat. Like Jane, she was also very pale. She smiled, somewhat shyly, and walked over to stand near the group. Everyone else stared at the intercom, waiting for Laila's reaction. The sound of snoring could be heard, then suddenly a loud thump and a sudden proclamation of "Ouch! Gabby, you bitch!"
"Ow! Anyway, Becca Marie Asher." Laila said, mumbling about Gabby being an idiot.
A dark haired boy got off the boat at this point, carrying a clipboard. He waved to everyone.
"Raphael R. Forrest. What does the R stand for?"
Two girls with black, wavy hair got off the boat, both looking kind of shy. They walked over to everyone, trying very hard not to fall through the weakening dock.
"Cariba and Lyee Hilton."
A boy with long blonde hair jumped onto the deck. He smiled very widely.
"Jude Winooski."
A brunette girl climbed off, jumping as another explosion was heard from the cliff. Looking mildly frightened, she walked over to the group.
"Charity Lisley."
A girl wearing a white dress with blue flowers got off the boat, smiling.
"All it says is Lita. NO LAST NAME? Why?"
A very hyper looking girl jumped off the boat, landing very hard on the dock, which had started to splinter. Smiling, she skipped over to everyone.
"Dakota Jenning."
A very scary looking blonde boy jumped off the boat, landing hard on the ground.
"Terry Morgan. A word of advice, don't annoy this kid. He can kill you."
A girl with a navy blue shirt got off the boat. She looked at the people, smiling momentarily, then walked over.
"Alicia Conaway."
A girl carrying a stuffed cat climbed off the boat. She quickly walked over to everyone.
"Serlenia Elise Raven."
A girl with a very large hairstyle stepped onto the dock.
"Karma Sky. I'm seriously getting bored right now. People, get off the boat faster."
Dante rolled his eyes, then paused. Was that an airplane in the distance?
A girl with long brown hair jumped off the boat, smiling and waving.
"Effie Victoria Johnson."
The sound of the airplane seemed to be getting louder.
"Anyone else hear an airplane? There shouldn't be one." Laila asked.
A girl with reddish black eyes got off the boat, smiling. She walked over to the group.
"Krm. For those of you idiots, it's spelled K-R-M but pronounced Carim. One more girl should be here, though."
At that moment, a Cessna biplane roared overhead. Everyone looked up as a pale girl with wild-looking hair jumped out. About halfway down, a parachute in the shape of a panda bear popped out. She landed in front of everyone, smiling maniacally.
"Hi, people! My name is Vanesa Alexandria Williams-Bermejo. Before you ask, I'm Laila's cousin. And I think I lost my lighter while I was falling!"
"Who let my cousin here? This girl's a pyromaniacal sociopath! No! At least she doesn't know where I am! BWAHAHAHA! I DEFEATED YOU, VANNIE!"
Dante looked at the new arrival.
"Vannie?" he asked, confused.
"You can call me Van, Vanna, Vannie, or Nessa. Needless to say, Laila came up with all of those." She smiled.
At this point, Chris finally woke up.
"Is everyone here?" He asked, mildly dazed. Everyone nodded.
"Good. Now while we wait for the suitcases to arrive, I'll announce the new teams. There will be 3 teams, 2 with 12 people and 1 with 13. The three teams are the Flaming Chickens, Rabid Armadillos, and Killer Marmosets."
"What's a marmoset?" several people asked at once. Chris slapped his forehead.
"A monkey. Anyway, let me get the papers." Chris began digging in his pocket. Giving up, he looked towards the cliff, eyes begging for help.
"Chris, you put the paper in your shoe, remember?" Laila reminded the host. Chris quickly pulled off his shoe, withdrawing a crumpled up, folded piece of paper.
"For the first team, Flaming Chickens, the people are: Grace, Zachary, Elicia, Ryan, Benjamin, Colette, Tyson, Katy, Rosetta, Riley, Satine, and Todd. Please go to the cabins on the east side of camp."
The new members of the Flaming Chickens walked towards their respective cabins, which both had large statues of chickens out front. The two cabins were labeled Girls and Guys.
"For the Rabid Armadillos, we have an all girl's team! Don't worry, we gave you a one-member advantage. Nikki, Haley, Alana, Becca, Cariba, Lyee, Charity, Lita, Dakota, Alicia, Serlenia, Karma, and Effie." The girls on the Armadillos looked mildly upset at being put on an all-girl's team, but quickly walked over to their cabins.
"And lastly, the Killer Marmosets."
"What's a Marmoset?" almost all the remaining teens screamed.
"A monkey! The members of the Killer Marmosets are Dante, Audrey, Kenny, Allister, Ayanna, Spicer, Jane, Raphael, Jude, Terry, Krm, and Vanesa. Everyone go to their cabins!"
The twelve remaining teens ran to their cabins. Dante couldn't help but notice one thing, though. The girl who had skydived out of a plane was now stalking him. And she was taking the definition of "Stalking" seriously. She was only about 1 foot away from him.
"VANNIE LIKES DANTE!" Laila suddenly screamed over the intercom.
Nobody hesitated this time as they all picked up various rocks and threw them at the intercom. It shattered, and lay on the ground in sparking pieces.
Me: That was so fun to write! Except for the 37 people I had to write about. Who all killed my intercom!
Gabby: Anyone notice she wrote more information in the beginning?
Me: Shut up, you nearly killed Sebastian with fireworks, a baseball bat, a telephone, and a bazooka.
(Sebastian is sitting in a wheelchair, covered with cuts, bruises, burns, bandages and casts.)
Sebastian: She's a psycho!
Me: Why do you think she's in charge of the explosives?
Gabby: Sebastian has failed at life. That's why he's in a wheelchair.
Me: Gabby, he's the technical geek, though! We have to keep him alive, or else we don't get any pizza! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fix the intercom.
(Picks up a very large box, labeled "INTERCOM" in bold letters, goes to the elevator, and steps in.)
Gabby: Review!
Sebastian: And tell Gabby not to kill me! Please! Fireworks hurt!
Gabby: laughs evilly
