After the group followed the girls around the house on a tour, listening to the girls chatting a mile a minute and every so often using quotes from different movies, some the guys recognized others that they didn't. The teens sat in the den in the basement and Chris and Lorelai went out for coffee.
Will asked, "So when you talked about celebrating, you meant a movie night with mom, right?"
Rory and Steph start laughing hysterically.
Rory stared at him for a minute, "You are joking right. Steph and I want to go clubbing plus mom is really looking forward to helping me pick out an outfit that will, and I quote, `make those sexy hotties want to push me against a wall'."
Steph giggled, "Dirty."
Will groaned, "Seriously! What is wrong with the girls in my family and now they have corrupted someone else."
Finn turned to the other three boys, "I don't see anything wrong do you guys? She is really hot and luv has a fantastic personality."
The boys checked out the two girls.
Logan replied, "No they are really fine."
Colin agreed, "You can say that again."
Tristan also replied, "Oh yeah definitely."
Finn smirked, "Hey luv, I would be more than happy to push you up against a wall."
This made Will yell, "What the hell Finn! That is my sister."
Rory flirtingly, "I would like to see you try."
Will shouted, "Rory!!!"
Finn said, "What mate, you can't stop her from being attracted to me after all I am charming, sexy, hot, and very exotic."
Colin rolled his eyes, "Yeah so is the Asian bird flu."
Rory smirked, "Well your accent is super sexy. I like exotic men. Just ask Steph."
Steph looked like she was thinking, "Well there is also, your thing for brunettes......... and blondes."
Rory replies, "I would not be talking; you seem to be attracted to superiors."
They were so busy arguing, kind of, that they did not realize the boys were still in the room and listening to them while they sort of argue.
Steph: Yeah I had the thing with the hot teacher, but I seem to remember you going to talk to the very hot TA about an assignment, then the next thing I know it is morning and I see someone trying to sneak in the window.
"Damn, I forgot that you knew about that," Rory said. "But still that is not the point. I did not just sleep with him; Aaron was my boyfriend, for several months!"
Rory looked like she was holding back tears. She turned around and walked up the stairs.
Steph groaned and to herself, "I knew us coming home had something to do with that asshole that parades around pretending to be a guy."
Will cleared his throat.
Steph looked around and groaned again, "You heard the whole thing didn't you?"
"Oh yeah, that being said who is this Aaron and do I have to kick his ass?" replied Will; then looked rather happy, "before she left I never got the chance to threaten a guy, oh maybe we will have to fly out there and beat him up!"
Steph looked at the stairs, she replied very concerned, "Well Aaron Pryce was the sexy English TA that made all the girls swoon. He showed interest in Rory as soon as he learned that she had a crush on him. He convinced her to start sneaking around with him because of the `no student teacher relationships' rule, however the real reason was because his girlfriend was one of the other TA's and they did not want their relationship in the open. The jackass was also sleeping with half the girls in all his classes plus some that were not even in his classes. This happened in May. She just got over it in enough time for finals, however as soon as finals were over she came to me with a plan and two plane tickets, she had already talked to Lorelai about it. So as soon as we finished packing we got on the plane and here we are. Oh and about the exotic thing, I think it is all about the accent considering the asshole was British."
Will looked furious, even Finn, Logan, Colin, and Tristan looked angry.
Colin was the first to come around, "I mean we might be playboys but at least the girls already know that we are not committed to them and they are not our girlfriends. How long was she with the guy?"
The group had not heard Rory return to the room so when she spoke all of them jumped in fright, "Well it started after mom left after the holidays so probably about five months wasted on the egotistical jackass who now thanks to Steph and I should not be able to get a sex buddy even if he was lucky."
The guys whipped around quickly. Steph started giggling, "Right we have not shown them the `little project' we did for our school website, and a few others." With that Rory raised her laptop which she had brought back down with her when she came back. She brought up her old school website and clicked on the 'school activities' button. When she did a picture of a sexy, dirty blonde Englishman popped up with writing all around it, however written in the biggest and boldest writing it said, 'Come one Come all for a free ride, but beware of the many diseases!' Steph giggled again as the boys laughed, "This was one of our smarter plans. Before I knew we were leaving that school, I figured I could not let Rory castrate him like she wanted because she could get expelled however now it would not have mattered, I mean it is not like we are going to go there this year."
