Wish

Disclaimer: Never owned them but I wish I did though...So it will be full of Yaoiness hehe

Summary: Sasuke is a member of a very famous band who is very proud of his music while Naruto is a part-timer in a music shop who apparently can't appreciate or even care about music. What will happen if Naruto sends Sasuke a hate mail for his music? (Sasunaru, Nejigaara)

Author's Notes: Please don't be angry with the late update ne… and I hope you still give a review ne? It's also kinda rushed so sorry if there are lots of bad grammar in this chapter Xl

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Track 3: Hide and Seek

More hours passed by and there was still no trace of the two wanted persons. It was as if the two plotted with each other not to arrive at the shop just to piss them off. But the blond wanted to believe otherwise because just thinking that those two bipolar individuals would connive with each other made Naruto shiver. After knowing that the apathetic Gaara was capable of such harm and that his boss, Kakashi, was very manipulative… it would have meant that it was the end of the world if that ever happened, Naruto thought.

"Isn't it about time that you closed the shop?" Kiba asked as he looked at the large window. The sun has already set and no one except the two of them was in the shop. "That red-head would turn-up sooner of later." He continued as he and his dog gave a synchronized yawn.

Naruto nodded as he looked at his watch. "Help me close the shop ne?" The blond begged as he gave the other a pleading look.

Kiba just raised his brow. "Hell no…" He said then yawned again. "See you around!" He said as he made his way towards the exit.

"Hey come back here!!" Naruto yelled at his back but was just ignored by him.

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Kiba slowly walked away from the shop still yawning. He asked himself what he should do about the mess he got himself into. He shrugged his head to get rid of his thoughts. "I'll worry about that after I get some sleep first." He said to himself. "Let's go home Akamaru!" He said to the dog on top of his head. The puppy shook his head then looked back at the shop. "No Akamaru. Let's just leave that idiot be okay? He'll manage by himself." He explained to his dog.

Kiba continued to walk a few meters but suddenly stopped. "Stupid conscience!!" He muttered in an irritated tone then ran back towards the shop as Akamaru barked happily.

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"Hey what's taking you so long?" Kiba yelled as he went inside the shop. "Are you too stupid to not even know how to close the shop?" He sarcastically commented as he walked towards the blond.

"Hey! Are you listening?!" He called out when he saw the blond staring blankly at his laptop. "You know, the idea is to get those keys behind you and then start closing the lights then the…" Kiba continued to talk to him as if the latter was a cognitively challenged person but was stopped when the blond looked at him suddenly.

"He replied…" Naruto mumbled under his breath.

"What?" Kiba asked not able to catch what he said.

"He replied!!" Naruto yelled in a frightened tone as he pointed at the screen.

"Really!?" He said as he grabbed the laptop from him.

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(From the Other side)

"Was it really necessary to reply to that message from that Kyuubi-sama?" Neji asked his friend as he steered the car to the left as he approached the sharp curve on the road.

"It would make the hunt more fun." Sasuke simply replied as he adjusted the passenger seat.

"But was it okay not to leave Tsunade-san any message that we left?" He asked the raven-head again. "I mean she is our manager after all."

Sasuke glared at his friend. "Just drive." He said then looked at the rear view mirror and looked at the reflections of the other members of the band sitting behind the car. "The whole band is in this so she can't complain. She's just the manager. The dignity of my band is what is important. She can be replaced anytime I wish." He said to himself.

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Kiba reread the contents of the e-mail over and over again.

To Kyuubi-sama:

Re:Re:Re You're band sucks

Dobe,

I'm gonna hunt you down dobe… why wait for the concert if I can go and kill you right now, right? You wouldn't hide from me now would you?

PS:

From the keyboardist:

How would you like your eggs to be cooked after I rip them out from you? :

From the bassist:

Say that it is just a pinky. I think it's better than having a thimble-size like yours. No wait! I'm praising you too much. Is it just me but did you grow a VG!N for a p & n ! ?

Kiba looked at the blond and then fell silent for a few seconds and then broke into a hearty laugh.

"What?" Naruto looked at him with irritated expression.

"What was all the silence and staring blankly at the laptop for?" Kiba asked him as he continued to laugh. "You should be laughing more than I am right now!"

"Why the fuck would I laugh? They're coming to kill me!" Naruto yelled.

Kiba ignored the other as he continued to laugh. "Let's reply shall we?"

"What no!" Naruto protested. "Give me back that laptop!" He said as he tried to grab the laptop but was stopped by Akamaru when it bit his hand.

The brunette laughed then started to type.

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(From the other side)

Sasuke was a bit sleepy. The trip to the famed music store was longer than he expected. He tried his best to hide his yawn from the others and maintained his cold expression.

His friend however knew exactly what Sasuke was doing so when the raven-head accidentally let a yawn escape his lips, Neji can't just help but give a snicker.

"What?" Sasuke glared at the older boy.

"Why don't you just sleep?" He said then gave another snicker.

"Fuck off!" The raven-head retorted.

A few minutes passed when Sasuke finally surrendered and closed his eyes. Not long before he could actually reach dreamland, his laptop on his lap made a sound. He quickly woke up from his nap and looked around if any of his band mates were staring at him or taking a photo of him while sleeping. When he finally stopped suspecting his band mates of the said "crime" he looked at his laptop. He gave a smirk. "The dobe replied." He said to no one in particular. Upon hearing this, his other band mates bent over the passenger seat and looked at the laptop. Neji immediately parked the car at the side of the road and looked at the message himself.

To Emokid's band:

Re:Re:Re:Re: You're band sucks

Teme,

You do realize that you sound like a perverted homosexual pedophile! I mean 'you wouldn't hide from me now would you?' What a response! Tell me if you're already near the shop so I'll have the cops arrest your for pedophilia or better yet sexual molestation.

To the Keyboardist:

Awww… the girliest girl in your band is trying to be brave!! Did I hurt your witsy bitsy feelings?

Well, if you're so adamant about ripping off my balls… you should grow yourself some balls first shouldn't you? Let's say that if a miracle did happen and you actually grow your own balls; just be sure to get a big frying pan because my eggs might not fit the regular one!

To the Bassist:

See? You do acknowledge the fact that your P&N! is a pinky! Now didn't that made you feel better, accepting yourself?

To the Lead Guitarist:

What? No reply? Is that thing up your ass wiggling again?

To the Drummer:

Ahh… to the most unnoticeable member of your so called band… Wait… who am I talking to again?

They all fell silent for a minute… Neji was the first one to recover from the shock.

"You better put your seatbelts on while you still have the chance…" He said as he stepped on the gas a couple of times. "Frankly… I don't give a shit if you all die because of my driving…"

"Wait… did you just say shit?" Haku said in surprise; finally recovering from the shock.

"We're all going to die…" Shino said in monotone as he placed his seatbelt on and braced himself.

A few more seconds passed by when suddenly their car zoomed by at the speed of light hurling the passengers inside; screams awakening the dead of the night.

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(From the Other side)

"YOU! I'm gonna kill you right now!" Naruto yelled at Kiba as he finally got loose of Akamaru.

"Dude! I'm doing you a favor!" Kiba sadistically laughed.

The blond took a deep breath and went straight to the wall were the controls were found. He flipped a few switches and soon the whole place was engulfed by familiar music. "Enjoy!" Naruto said as he headed towards the exit.

"FORGOTTEN MESSIAH MUSICRAP!! I could charge you with murder!!" Kiba said as he held his head. "MY HEAD'S going to burst!! AHHHHHHHHHHH"

Naruto smiled demonically. "I wonder what will happen to you when I leave you here all night." Naruto laughed then started closing the shop.

The blond finally placed the last lock and was about to go home when suddenly something grab hold of his foot. "Oh you survived!" Naruto grinned.

"Don't you oh you survived me! I nearly died there! You fucking asshole!" Kiba yelled.

"You're the fucking asshole! You piece of dogcrap! You just dug my grave back there!" Naruto retaliated.

The two continued yelling at each other occasionally throwing some punches here and there.

"Energetic as usual I see…" A familiar voice stopped them both.

"Gaara?" Naruto said in surprise; his fist and Kiba's fist a few centimeters away from each other's face.

"You guys! Take them." Gaara ordered the guys behind him coolly as he went inside the limo behind the said guys.

"What the…" Naruto's words were then cut-off when one of their "assailants" placed a handkerchief on his face and he then slowly drifted off to sleep.

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Naruto slowly awaked from his slumber. "What happened?" He asked himself as he tried to stand up. "Where am I?" He asked again then tried to walk when he suddenly tripped. "Why is a fucking log lying here?" He shouted.

"Will you shut up?! People are trying to sleep here!" A familiar voice surprised him.

"Who the hell are you?" Naruto angrily asked the black haired boy before him.

"Why do you care?!" The other boy snapped back. "Wait… Akamaru… where are you? Akamaru?"

Seconds later, a familiar bark echoed and a black dog suddenly appeared out of nowhere. "Akamaru what happened to you?" The boy asked as he looked at the dog.

"Akamaru? Wait…. KIBA??" Naruto shouted in surprise.

"How did you know my name? Who the fuck are you?!" Kiba asked as he desperately tried removing the black dye on his dog's fur.

"It's me Naruto! Have they knocked you out so hard that you don't even recognize me?!" The blond shouted again.

"Do you think I'm an idiot?! The only Naruto I know has spiky blond hair and has blue eyes!!" Kiba yelled back.

"What the hell are you talking about Kiba?! You're the one whose appearance changed?! What happened to your hair! Why did you change your hairstyle and why did you dye it black?" The blond asked him in frustration as he inched closer to the other boy.

"What the hell are you saying?... Wait! I know that smell! Naruto?" Kiba said in surprise.

"I've been trying to tell that you idiot!" Naruto angrily replied.

The two then suddenly stared at each other and then screamed in unison.

"This can't be happening!" Kiba said. "This is all a nightmare!"

"Somebody wake me up!" Naruto said as he saw his reflection on puddle conveniently illuminated by the moonlight.

"We should get out of this forest first!" Kiba suggested as he rummaged in his pockets for his cellphone. "They even took my fucking cell."

"Gaaraaaaaaaaaaa!!" Naruto angrily yelled at the top of his voice.

"There's no use calling for that idiot now we must go back to the city before it gets really dark." Kiba calmly said. "Akamaru can help us get out of this place.

Naruto nodded then the two boys started walking out of the forest.

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"Do you remember what happened?" Kiba asked in a pissed tone.

"Not a thing! I guess we were asleep the whole time." Naruto sighed. "What the hell is wrong with this hat? It won't…" Naruto said in frustration as he tried removing the black knitted cap over his head but was suddenly cut off when he tripped on something. "Why are there a lot of fucking logs lying around here!?" He shouted.

"We're in a forest you idiot!" Kiba said as he tried stopping himself from laughing.

"I know that you…" Naruto said as he tried to stand up but was again stopped when he heard another familiar voice.

"Naruto-san?" A soft but familiar voice echoed.

The supposedly log came to life and stood up.

"Temujin?!" Naruto said in surprise recognizing his friend's voice. "What are you doing here?! What happened to you?!"

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Temujin cleared his throat then smiled politely to his friend. "I've also been taken by those men. It was a good thing HE made sure that we would get out safely."

Naruto stared at his friend. His friends long blond hair has been cut short and was also dyed black. Temujin's bangs covered his face. Naruto looked more intently at his friends black framed glasses and gothic outfit. "Are you sure you're really Temujin?" He asked in disbelief.

Temujin laughed softly. "I am very sorry to appear to you like this. I, too, am ashamed of my appearance. But what matters is that we were not brought any harm with his divine protection…"

"Who the hell is HE anyway?" Kiba asked in an irritated tone. "Divine protection? Is he trying to burn our souls or chanting a spell to banish us?"

Naruto gave a hearty laugh. "I'm sorry. Kiba this is Temujin, a close friend of mine. He's in a cult…" He said the last part as soft as he can so that his friend won't be able to hear him.

"Naruto it's not a cult it's…" Temujin tried to explain upon hearing Naruto but was cut off by Kiba.

"I don't care if you're in a cult or whatever! Do you know what happened to us?!" Kiba shouted at him.

"Umm… well yes… I went to the music shop you were working to because I got worried when you did not show up in the Ichiraku… I mean you never end a day without eating ramen first…" Temujin explained. "Well when I almost reached the shop I saw you and your friend being taken to a limo… I tried to help you but I was also taken by Sabaku-san when he saw me across the store."

(Flashback)

"I thought you said two guys Gaara? Who's that with you? You haven't even drugged him yet." A guy with purple makeup said.

"Don't worry. He's with them. I've already met him a while ago." Gaara plainly said. "I need someone to explain to this two about what we're about to do with them…"

(End Flashback)

"After a couple of minutes of driving around we reached what seemed like a warehouse." Temujin continued.

(Flashback)

"So this is the guy you were talking about." A blond haired woman said as he examined Naruto's face.

Gaara nodded. "Call us when you're done with them." He said then went out of the warehouse.

(End Flashback)

"Fearing what seemed to be the end of all of us. I tried to rescue you guys but it was futile because I was also guarded by a lot of people covered with dirty white cloths as if they just came from a desert or something." He again explained. "And that was when that woman brought out her big fan and used it to cover you guys from my sight. I was not clearly sure what she was doing to you because I could only see your silhouettes. But I did hear her saying a lot of things about your hair though.

(Flashback)

"What the hell is wrong with this hair? Do these kids even take a bath?" The blonde cursed. "If this was not a request from my brother, I would never do this."

"What are you doing Temari-sama? At that rate you could rip his hair out of his scalp."

"Baki shut-up! I'm doing the best that I can!" She yelled. "Uhh! This is useless! I only managed to straighten the front part of this kid's hair!"

"Why don't we just place a cap over the unfinished parts?" He suggested.

"That's a great idea!" She remarked then grabbed a black cap on the table beside her. "Just need to glue it on his head to make sure he does not take it off." She said as she placed super glue on the cap and then put it in place. "And now for the makeup. You guys over there! Place his contacts and new clothes after I'm done with him. I still have to take care of that other boy and his dog."

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"And that was about it. After they finished with you two she came to me and cut my hair and everything." Temujin cleared his throat again. "I do advise that you prevent yourself from removing your clothes or accessories or else you'll end up…"

"Ahh! My wrist is bleeding! My skin got torn off!!" Naruto screamed as he forcefully removed a part of the band on his hand.

"Too late I guess…" His friend sighed.

"So… do you know why he did this to us?" Kiba asked; losing his cool.

"Ah yes, about that matter… Well Sabaku-san said that it has something to do about hiding our identity before the concert. Apparently… hmmm what was the name again… ahh yes Forgotten Messiah is making their way to this city." Temujin explained.

"What! They're already here!" Naruto shouted.

Temujin nodded.

"Well enough of that! We better get ourselves out of this forest first. It's getting cold." Kiba suggested.

The three of them made their way out of the forest.

"Wait a second Temujin. If you were not unconscious during the whole incident, why were you lying there in the ground earlier?" Naruto asked in confusion.

"When we were dumped in this forest I tried to carry you both out of this place but I did not have the strength to do so. So I looked for someone to help us but before I knew it I got lost and I figured that you two will wake up eventually and find me so I opted to just sleep. You see before I came out looking for you I was going around the city still in search for Gai-sama. I was very exhausted so I drifted to sleep very fast." He explained.

"You just slept!" Naruto shouted at his friend. "How did you even manage to do that when we were at risk of being eaten of whatever is in here!"

"Well you learn to do things when you're in my line of work. Ah I see the main road. We can finally go out of this forest." He simply replied.

"Hey Naruto." Kiba whispered. "When you said cult; were you using that word to secretly tell me that he's a weirdo fag? I mean Ah yes, about that matter… Seriously? Only girls sound like that!" Kiba commented as he imitated Temujin.

Naruto gave a laugh.

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"I'm heading to my place." Naruto said.

"There's no way I can go home looking like this! My sister will kill me!" Kiba exclaimed.

"I can't go back to my place either. If one of the members in our fellowship sees me like this they'll do an instant exorcism on me." Temujin sounded like he was in panic.

"Well I'm alone in our place so nobody will care. See you…" Naruto shrugged

"What do you mean see you? You're the one who placed us in this mess! You take responsibility!" Kiba said as Akamaru barked in unison.

Naruto sighed. "Fine…" He said in defeat.

"I'm heading home first and grab some of my stuff. I'll track your scent down to reach your place" Kiba said and then left quickly.

"I'm going to do the same too. Of course, except for the scent tracking part." Temujin excused himself after getting Naruto's address. "Don't forget about you're sense of utopia Naruto… okay?"

Naruto gave another sigh then walked home. He kept thinking about that band that he pissed off. He told himself that it didn't matter though. Better settle this before things get messier.

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(From the Other side)

Sasuke lighted his cigarette and then stared at Neji's car behind them.

"What's wrong?" Neji asked as he made his way towards his friend, closing the car door behind him.

"I will kill whoever screamed inside awhile ago." The raven-haired boy cursed. "Do you know how much damage this 'scandal' will do to our band's image? We're a fucking punk-rock band! Not a sissy band!"

"Well you screa…" Neji was about to say something but was quickly cut-off by Sasuke.

"You fucking shut up Neji or I'll kill you!" Sasuke angrily said. "Why did you stop for anyway? We have to go to that shop or coming here would have been a waste of time!!"

"It seems that we're lost." Neji calmly said.

"Let's just keep on driving until we'll meet someone and let's just ask for directions." The raven head suggested.

"What if they recognize us?" A familiar voice startled them both.

"Sai! Don't scare us like that!" Neji blurted. "Why did you come out of the car anyway?"

"Well you stopped… and I smelled something in the car." Sai explained as he flipped to his book entitled Explaining to your band mates and how it helps.

"You smelled what exactly in the car?" Neji asked and immediately went towards his car.

Sasuke looked at the paler boy. "We'll just give them our autographs or whatever. Look let's just go back to car before Neji really losses it."

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(From the Other side)

Naruto gave another sigh. This is officially the worst day that he had ever had since his brother 'vanished'. He might really die this time. He sighed again then was about to enter the gate of their apartment complex when he suddenly saw a black car slowing down and was now driving towards him.

"Is it Gaara again? Oh my god! I really will be killed this time?!" Naruto was getting more paranoid by the minute. "I must run away. Ahhhhh!! My body won't move!! Somebody help me!" His panicked thoughts echoed in his mind.

"Hey you over there!" A raven haired by called out to him; the window of the car rolling down.

"Huh? Who me?" Naruto asked finally relieved not to see Gaara's face coming out from the car.

The black haired boy examined the other boy intently. He looked at the latter's silver hair and purple eyes. "A foreigner?" He asked himself. "Do you know where the music shop is?" He asked in an irritated tone.

"What's with that irritated tone? You're the one who's asking questions here?!" Naruto blurted.

Another man with brown long hair showed his face from the car's window. "I'm sorry about my friend here. He's really just like that." The older boy apologized. "But it would really help if you told us where it is."

Naruto walked nearer to the car. "Well if you just take this road straight then see somebody else. You can ask them! Oh and by the way, your car smells like piss" Naruto stuck his tongue out then went inside the apartment complex.

There was a couple of yelling and screaming but after a few minutes the black car zoomed away.

Naruto smirked as he made his way towards his apartment door. He was about to go in when suddenly he was pulled by someone. "What the fuck?"

"Naruto! That was really brave of you back there!" A familiar voice greeted.

"Kiba! Don't scare me like that!" Naruto said to his friend angrily.

"I didn't think you could actually piss him off in person. You're really getting used to your new appearance already!" Kiba laughed and like always, Akamaru barked happily along with him.

"Piss who exactly off?" Naruto asked in confusion.

"Oh don't act innocent!" Kiba continued laughing.

"Who did I exactly piss off Kiba?" Naruto was getting more furious.

"Sasuke! Forgotten Messiah's vocalist!" The other boy continued laughing. "Even their lead guitarist, Neji!!"

"Wait… that raven haired person was Sasuke?" Naruto asked; his voice shaking. His thoughts were soon filled by the vague image of the picture of the said band that he saw from his brother's website. He does not clearly remember their faces though. He's mind just instantly repressed them in.

Kiba nodded. "And the brunette homo was Neji!" He laughed louder.

"That was Forgotten Messiah??" Naruto yelled then collapsed; foam coming out of his mouth.

TBC?

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Author's Notes:

Clyne: This chapter did not exactly ended up how I planned it to be.. maybe is should draw their new faces and show them to you guys :hehe:.. I'm really sorry for this very very late update… Our sembreak just about started so I managed to finish this chapter. I'm really sorry!! ToT I do hope you guys would still read this and leave a review ne…

Erts: Hey who screamed in Neji's car? :clutches a Gaara plusie:

Clyne: Well that's a secret… hehe…

Erts… How about the one who pissed?

Clyne: …That's a secret too…

Erts: Whatever… :runs off:

Clyne: Well that's that! I'm hoping to post another chapter before the sembreak ends! Anyway hope you guys leave a review! Oh yah! I forgot to include the review replies so I'll post it with the next chapter or something. I hope you guys don't hate me or anything Xl Review ne?