Hai long time no see? Yeah…Don't hurt me . I'll try to actually up date once a day since I have that kind of time. (Obviously I do) *Says Hi to OkamiKawaii * She's my speller corrector… XD

Carrie sighed. What in the hell was L doing now? She looked at him completely dumbfounded.

"What?" L asked looking emotionlessly at her.

"…..Nothing, nothing." She sighed. At least she knew he didn't feel bad about Light anymore. Speaking of the dickface-

"Okay we need ground rules and- L OH MY ME WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?"

"Nothing." L muttered yawning. Both Carrie and Light stared for a moment before coughing and turning away.

"You were saying dickface?" Carrie smiled innocently.

"Okaay….Rule ONE, I'm not a dickface!"

"That's not a rule dickface." L grumbled before stuffing a slice of cake in his mouth.

"…Re-vise then….Rule UNO, DO NOT call me a dickface." Light seethed angrily.

"Isn't it stupid to ask people not to call you by your name?" Carrie remarked a bit confused.

"…My name is NOT dickface…." Light hissed before flopping on his red velvet couch.

"Any more rules?" L inquired tiredly.

"…..No that is all."

"Nothing else bugs you?" Carrie said shocked. "I just threw you off a balcony!"

"I know you did. I still feel the painful rose thorns up my ass. However, I figure you'll just do it anyway…."

L rolled is eyes, "We're still calling you dickface, dickface."

Light stared wearily at them both. "What's the point in living?"

"I have no smart ass remark for that question, sorry." L apologized looking sympathetically at him.

"Do you have a serious remark?" Light asked eyes filled with hope.

L smirked. "If I did, then I wouldn't be L now would I?"

Light scoffed. "Your entity would be much more pleasant if you-

"THINK FAST!"

CRACK!

"HOLY SHIZ MUFFINS!"

Carrie out of no where, threw a mini donut at Light. Only it wasn't just and any mini donut. It was small and hard. Oh yeah, it was an iron nut. You know those things you put in machines that are round and taste funny?

"WHAT THE HELL?" Was all Light could say. Or rather scream. "YOU JUST THREW A NUT AT MY EYE!!"

The quite and composed L quickly fell apart as soon as Light said that. Carrie and Light stared silently at him as he fell off his platform and laughed his ass off, tears falling from his eyes.

"I'm bleeding from my eye and you're laughing?" Light asked a little freaked out. Carrie shrugged.

"Does anyone love me?" Light sniffed as he ran into the bathroom crying.

"Meow?"

He looked down and found a little pair of blue shiny eyes.

"Oh it's you…" Light mumbled staring at the little fluff ball. He picked the kitten up and hugged it. "I feel so alone!!!" Light sobbed as he grabbed the kitten and hugged it tight. Apparently he wasn't holding it in a very decent matter because…

"Light I think I should apologize for Carrie's crude behavior." L mumbled as he opened the door. Somewhere in the distance they both heard, "APOLIGIZE FOR YOUR OWN BEHAVIOUR DIPSHIT!"

Silence engulfed them both. Not because L was using Carrie as a cover up to apologize, but because….

"LIGHT IS GROPING MY KITTY!" L screamed in terror. Imitating that one of a disfigured human screaming we all know but never really understood.

"NO! I'M JUST HUGGING IT!" Light freaked dropping the kitten and knocking it unconscious.

"LIGHT IS DOING WHAT TO YOUR KITTEN!!!???" Carrie hollered, her over-protective animal senses kicking in. "I'M GONNA RIP YOUR THROAT OFF WITH A PAPER CLIP AND A STRING BEAN!!!"

At the moment Light did the one thing any sane person would do if they were confronted with life or death. He jumped out the 5 story window.

……

"Did he just jump out the window?" Both L and Carrie stared silently before walking away.

…..(What was L doing? I dunno ask him yourself)

Me: Hey L you ass what were you doing?

L: I was doing what I was doing…

Me: Oh yeah well there you go