A.N.
Second chapter is up and there might be a teensy weensy bit of OCCness but only a little
.....What?! I gave the disclaimer in the first chapter
How boring
Get over it or I'm taking over this operation
I'll be good
That's what I thought
This Isn't A Joke 2
"No!"
"Hidan-"
"No way in HELL! I am not wearing that." Hidan yelled staring defiantly up at his partner. Kakuzu sighed. Hidan had been like this ever since they discovered that Hidan was supposed to be Miss Lady Yuki. He held up the outfit, which was a very pretty black and red kimono with matching accessories.
"Listen Hidan" he began, oh he was going to regret this.
" If you wear this outfit and pretend to be Miss Lady Yuki I'll…"Hidan looked up his interest was piqued.
"You'll what?" he asked.
"I'll treat you to some nice retruants and hotels on the way back." He finally finished.
"You will sweet!" Hidan yelled before grabbing the kimono and ran into the bathroom to change.
'Well that wasn't that hard, it just cost me my money.' Kakuzu thought as he watched Hidan run into the bathroom. He sighed again and pulled out his outfit. It looked normal enough and at least he wasn't wearing a dress.
Hidan came out about 10 minutes later the dress was actually very comfortable and it made him look hot! Like a woman but still hot. Not like he would never admit that. 'Kakuzu better not have a fucking camera.' Suddenly Hidan smiled. Kakuzu was in his outfit hunched over a paper and calculator working. He tiptoed over using his best ninja skills. Then he struck!!
GLOMP ATTACK !!!!
"Did you miss me Kakuzu?" Hidan asked innocently in a higher voice.
"No and what's wrong with your voice?" He asked turning towards the cross dresser. (lol cross dresser XD)
"I wanted to practice sounding like a fucking woman." Hidan replied normally. Then he stepped back and spun in a circle.
"What do you think?" he asked back to sounding like a woman. Kakuzu turned halfway in his chair and looked at Hidan. He turned back around sharply to hide the blush that decided to take up residence on his face.
"You look nice." Kakuzu replied gruffly trying not to look at Hidan. The silver haired man smiled. A real compliment from Kakuzu he almost never did that. Kakuzu stuffed the papers and the calculator into his bag and stood.
"If your done now we should leave." He said before opening the door and leaving the room. Hidan his grabbed bag before running out of the room.
" HEY WAIT UP!" he yelled after his partner.
When Hidan caught up with Kakuzu (who hadn't stopped!) He tossed his bag at Kakuzu's head. Who of course caught it and glared at Hidan.
"What the hell was that for?!"
"You don't expect me to carry my fucking bag do you?" Hidan asked, "Besides I mean I am a Lady." He continued his voice changing to that of a woman's. Kakuzu glared as Hidan started to skip merrily in front of him.
"Off we go." Hidan giggled (yes giggled)
'Oh dear' Kakuzu thought almost groaning. Hidan was having way too much fun and Kakuzu was definitely going to get a headache once this was over.
A.N.
Thanks for the reviews! :) I'm sorry I spelled Kakuzu's name wrong it was a complete mistake.
Kakuzu: Thanks a lot
Isabellaaaa!!
Right back into the closet you go we've got a lot of work ahead of us.
Kakuzu:NEVER!!
See you next time
