LOL i forgot to mention that i have body wash called Tahitian Renewal! it made me laugh when i saw the name of it!
oh, and do cats have bad dreams because my cat is twitching in her sleep... just wondering :D
Hi, people. It's me, Rachel… Apparently Matt put up something without me knowing, but I didn't find out until after… after… well, why don't I just tell you what happened?
Okay so we were at the ceremony site and the priest was getting ready to say the wedding stuff and all the sudden we hear a bunch of yelling and a mob of people come running at us! Turns out, the mob consisted of Daddy, Mommy (you actually got out of the house Near!! Good for you!), Uncle Matsuda, and Aunt Mello.
So the preacher guy just looks shocked, Beyond goes over to hug Katelyn since we didn't know what they were trying to do and L did the same with me.
When they finally reach us (they weren't very far away) Matsuda looks out of breath, Near looks bored, Mello is smiling, and Matt just looks angry.
So it's kinda quiet for a little while and I decide to break the silence. "Hi, guys! You're just in time to see us get married!" This pisses off Matt and he starts yelling nonsense at us. Near stops him and Mello is nice enough to tell us that he was yelling "I can't believe you guys are eloping! L is ten years older than you, Rachel! L, that's my daughter!" and things like that in some weird gamer language.
Then Katelyn said "So can we finish the ceremony and talk about this later?"
"No, we're trying to crash the wedding!" Mello says happily.
So then we all started arguing for a while before the preacher intervenes and shouts "And do you, L, take Rachel to be your wife?" and L shouts "I do!" and the preacher turns to me and shouts " Do you, Rachel, take L to be your husband?" and I shout "Hell yes!" but he gives me a funny look so I change my answer to "Yes, I do!"
By this time, Matt is gaping at us, Mello is laughing, Near looks somewhat interested, and Matsuda has finally caught his breath but he's to interested in our shouting to care that I'm getting married.
And then the preacher shouts "I now pronounce you detective and wife! You may now kiss the bride! Everybody, just please, stop arguing!" and L pulls me into a dip and we become man and wife! It was exciting!
So we, uh… finish and Matt turns to us and I see that he's crying. He pulls L and I into a big hug and starts bawling.
"Okay, daddy, okay… It's okay. Come on now…" I say as I hug him back.
"Yay! Matt accepts us now!" L said and hugs his new father-in-law.
I look at the rest of my family and see that Near is smiling for once, Mello is trying not to seem affected by the cuteness but fails, and Matsuda is squealing in delight. Wait… that sounds weird. Matsuda is clapping and saying how cute the family scene is. There, that sounds better.
I hear Beyond and Katelyn saying "aww" and they then join in the group hug along with the rest of the family.
After that, we had the dinner that we previously bought but everyone was still hungry so we went to a Tahitian restaurant. They had really good food there! L and I got a huge cheesecake and we actually finished it all by ourselves!
After dinner, we went back to the condo and watched The Pink Panther and then Monty Python and the Holy Grail. We were going to watch another movie but Near started to fall asleep on Matt's lap and Matsuda started snoring during one of my favorite scenes of the Monty Python movie so they decided to leave and Katelyn and Beyond went to their own room.
I won't go into depth of what happened after that, but now it's the day after the wedding and we're all about to go back to that restaurant that we went to last night.
So, basically, I had a brilliant wedding night!
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