The third chapter is up!!*pumps fist*
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This Isn't A Joke 3
The two Akatsuki members stared at the humongous building. They had arrived at their destination. It just screamed wealth it also screamed just try and rob me I dare you. Hidan hummed (but didn't skip) all the way to the door where he knocked lightly. Hidan was in a very good mood oh yes he was. On the way to the manor nobody attacked them (it might've been because of disguises), and Hidan got free food from a ramen stand. Being a woman rocked!
Kakuzu however was a different story. Hidan had been laughing, humming, skipping and giggling. Not only was it strange (and a little bit creepy) but also he kept on making Kakuza do stuff. Since he was a Laaadyy he couldn't do anything for himself except skip. And then at the ramen stand the man there gave Hidan free food then watched him like a hawk. Kakuza didn't get any food at all.
He wouldn't have eaten it anyway it probably tasted bad. (Even though Hidan said it tasted really good.) Then the man said that it was made with love. That really got on Kakuzu's nerves because he didn't get any of course. Yeah that's right nope not because the guy was hitting on Hidan…not at all.
At the moment Kakuzu was being led into a room opposite from Hidan's in the mansion. It wasn't that fancy actually it reminded him of a hotel room. (Hidan probably had a larger room.) He didn't care at the moment as long as there was a bed, which he promptly collapsed on. (A happy Hidan was tiring.)
Later…
"Ah hello Miss Yuki." A young man called out.
"Why hello." Hidan or "Miss Yuki" replied. Kakuzu rolled his eyes as the two started to meanissliy chatter." Yuki had been talking with every young man in the ballroom and frankly it was getting a annoying. Because it was wasting time not because he was talking to them Heh heh. God (not Jashin!) what was wrong with him.
"Oi, dumbass wake up!" Hidan yelled at him snapping him out of his thoughts.
"What is it!?" He asked looking around.
"That guy who was just talking to me is the lord Cion guy." He replied.
"Good anyone else important that you talked to?" He asked looking back to Hidan.
"Yeah the one with black hair over there is the head of his fighter and the one over there is one of his really good warriors."
"Good we'll do some looking around later." Kakuzu replied
"How about now. Oh lord Cion." Hidan called out
Kakuza groaned he would not enjoy this.
"And this tapestry has been in the family for five generation." Cion said gesturing
"Ooo how fascinating." Hidan replied, as Cion puffed out his chest obviously proud.
Hidan however was quite bored. Who the fuck cared about a stupid tapestry! Apparently Kakuzu agreed with him for once. The miser looked as bored as he felt. But the talking lord was apparently oblivious to their boredrum. Then Hidan had an idea.
"Everything here is so old and valuable how could you possibly protect it all?" Hidan asked sweetly
"Well the ninja that guard this mansion are highly trained and there are at least 7 ninja trained each of the elements. By that I mean lightning, wind, water, fire, and earth." He finished looking expectantly at Hidan. Hidan nodded his head eagerly.
"And even if anyone did get past all the ninja inside there's sentries and hidden traps that can be set off. Especially where we have the more valuable items." H e continued showing off. (braggart)
"Can we see those items please?" Hidan asked (he was using puppy eyes but he wont admit it.) Lord Cion looked at Kakuzu seeming doughtful. Hidan caught the look and continued talking.
"Oh don't worry about Razul he's been guarding my family before I was born he wont tell a soul." (old man)
"Well okay, it's highly unlikely that even if he did see all the traps he could get past them anyway." Cion said walking down the hallway (how little you know) Hidan could barley hold back a laugh. 'That's what you think you fucking idiot.' Hidan followed Cion with Kakuzu close behind.
"This is fucking boring." Hidan whispered.
"Agreed." Kakuzu replied
Hearing that Hidan felt a little better at least he wasn't the only one. His thoughts were interrupted (again) when Cion began talking again. This time about a suit of armor.
"It's been at the mansion for over one hundred years."
The tour passed slowly, veery slowly stickdick's puppet could move faster. Practically the only time Hidan paid attention was when traps or when forbidden scrolls were mentioned. Finally the tour was interrupted when a messenger came in to talk with Lord Cion.
"Well, Miss Yuki I am afraid our tour must be cut short duty (snort) calls." Cion said regretfully.
"I understand completely."
THANK YOU JASHIN!! He yelled in his mind his mind self doing a little dance.
Cion bowed and Hidan curtsied, gracefully I might add. Then Hidan Kakuzu departed to their rooms. (More like ran to their rooms) In his room Hidan collapsed on the bed. Who knew tours were so exhausting.
I think this the longest chapter yet
It is ,thanks for all the reviews I really liked them
and am I the only one thinks the idea of a graceful curtsying Hidan is wierd yet funny
I can't beleive you made them go on a tour thats like torture
So...
Thats my thing
It was your idea
Oh yeah...
Bye-Bye till next time
