ugh...too dizzy and tired to comment enjoy
Kakuzu yawned. The tour had lasted for several hours and could've put Itachi to sleep. The miser had started to make blueprints to the mansion. He would probably finish the blueprints by tomorrow. And then they would finally get to leave. Tomorrow couldn't come soon enough.
Suddenly the door opened and Hidan walked in. He was in his normal clothes and his hair was wet. (the sexy beast)
"What do you want?" he asked sounding annoyed
"Its cold and boring in my room so move over." Then Hidan crawled under the covers nest to Kakuzu.
"Whatever." The miser shrugged it would involve too much effort to make Hidan move. Five minutes later Hidan had fallen asleep leaving Kakuzu alone with his thoughts. About an hour later a noise caught Kuzu's attention. (yes Kuzu) Hidan mumbled in his sleep and curled up causing him to move closer to Kakuzu. Hidan was shivering from the cold so he apparently had moved towards the biggest heat source. Kakuzu.
The miser wrapped his arms around the Jashinist carefully so as to not wake him up. Hidan smiled and snuggled into Kakuzu obviously content.
Why am I doing this for Hidan? Do I like him, like him more than a partner should? (coughyescough)…Oh who cares I'm too tired to think right now.
Then he slowly drifted off to sleep holding the Jashinist in his arms. Hidan smiled as Kakuzu fell asleep. His breathing becoming slow and even. Hidan liked dressing up as Yuki. (closet crossdresser) Way more people were nice to him including Kakuzu. Speaking of Kakuzu he was so very warm, way warmer then Hidan's bed.
He moved not snuggled! (…liar) closer into Kakuzu's arms. Which tightened around him possessively. He wouldn't have been able to get away even if he wanted to. At the moment he was the happiest he ever been since he was partnered up with the miser.
Hidan woke up in an empty bed the miser nowhere to be seen. Then the door opened and Kakuzu walked in.
"Oh good your up, as soon as I finish the blueprints to the manor we'll leave." The miser rummaged through his bag before pulling out a piece of paper.
"As long as we don't have to go on any more fucking stupid tours." Hidan replied getting up from the bed.
"Go put on some clothes and grab your stuff." Kakuzu ordered. Hidan nodded and left the room. Leaving Kakuzu alone with the blueprints.
I like him
No I don't Yes I do I'm imagining this because I've grown crazy and delusional
If I was crazy and delusional why would I imagine such a stupid tour?
Good point I-DAMNIT! I'm talking to myself…I am going crazy, great next thing you know ill start sprouting leaves (heh Zetsu)
Kakuzu sighed and shook his head thinking like that wouldn't help. He started to work on the blueprints again. By the time Hidan came back he was almost done. Hidan walked in and tossed his crap on the bed.
"You fucking done yet?" (how eloquent) he asked looking over Kuzu's shoulder. Kakuzu scribbled what looked like a note on the blueprints. Then he stood up and put the blueprints away before nodding.
"Yeah lets go."
They jumped out of a window and left much like how they came. Except without the skipping and the giggling. True to his word Kakuzu stopped for food at roadside restaurants (although he didn't like). He didn't pay for anything though he just killed everyone (except Hidan but he couldn't kill him anyway.) after seeing the prices.
But after lunch something started to bug the miser and it wasn't the prices. Hidan seemed to be getting more and more depressed the closer they got to the base. There were many emotions that Kakuzu had seen from Hidan (a lot of emotions) but depression was not one of them. So after an hour of this Kakuzu just had to ask.
"What's wrong?"
Hidan then predictably lied…badly.
"Nothing."
"Stop lying before I cut off your head and stake it into the ground." (he's bluffing)
"Fine. Ill fucking tell you." He replied glaring at the miser.
"Well…?" Kakuzu prodded
"ImissbeingYuki." Hidan said quickly before looking embarrassed at the ground.
Kakuzu blinked and checked to make sure he had heard right.
"Excuse me?!"
"I miss being Yuki." Hidan replied still looking at the ground.
"May I ask why?"
"Well …it's just that when I was Yuki people treated normally like I was a person and you didn't hit me at all." his voice seemed to get smaller and quieter towards the end. A feat Kakuzu normally would have celebrated.
"Most of the people were men who were only nice to you because you looked hot and they were horny idiots." He looked at Hidan who didn't to seem to feel better from those words.
"And …I like you either way."(as in as a girl or boy…pervs)
Hidan looked up.
"You do?" he asked almost unbelievingly.
"Yes."
He pulled Hidan into his arms and crushed his lips onto Hidan's much softer ones. Hidan responded almost immediately and Kakuzu licked his lips asking for entrance. Hidan opened his lips; the miser invaded his mouth memorizing everything. All too soon they broke apart for air.
"Hidan, I love you." Kakuzu confessed after he regained much needed air.
He looked down at his partner waiting for him to say something.
"Good cause I fucking love you too." Hidan said.
Then he leaned up, Kakuzu leaned down and they lost themselves in another kiss.
"Zetsu status report." Pein commanded his voice resounding in the room.
"A success. If you want to call it that. Both Hidan and Kakuzu seem to be infatuated with each other and have confessed to their love." Zetsu said staring at his leader.
"Good."
"If I may ask leader-sama, What's the bloody point?" he asked confused.
"The point is that with them like this not only will they fight less but they work better together. Which means a higher success rate on missions." Pein replied watching Zetsu intently.
Zetsu shifted settling his gaze on the desk, avoiding his leader's piercing eyes
"That makes sense, but I have to know. Who's next?" he asked raising his gaze to his leader's face.
Pein almost seemed to be smiling.
"We'll just have to wait and see." With those words he turned around and returned to his work.
"You are dismissed."
Zetsu bowed and left. Pein chuckled to himself.
"Who's next indeed."
Sorry but this is the end :0
I might make a sequel or something but right now I'm busy with other stories. Thanks for reading :)
