SBS Time!
Jake
: Will there be a story about ROB's past?
Game2002: Leave that to the future to answer.

WOMDDD: Will Smashers like Wolf, Olimar, etc. live with the main Smashers?
Game2002: There are reasons that some of they cannot live with each other, so sometimes it's best that they stay as they are currently but with simply more roles and interaction to the main cast.

WOMDDD: Will there be 26 monsters since all of them are named according to alphabets?
Game2002: There won't be that many monsters, so no.

All hell breaks loose as people hacked into SSBB so seriously that they are able to revive the physics of SSBM, meaning directional air dodge and wavedashing are back in SSBB! Thankfully, the almighty ROB does not allow such blasphemy to violate SSBB, because every time he attempts to air dodge, he will cause the game to freeze due to having no helpless falling animation (Kirby has an unused one, strangely), thus rendering this hack unsafe. All hail to the great ROB!

Chapter 23
Type V Attacks! The Great Fight in the Desert!


Everyone on the Final Destination backed off in fear from the vulture-frilled lizard hybrid monster, Type V. "I was hoping to be safe throughout this whole ordeal just by staying here…" Luigi cried in fear. "Why must this happen…?"

"I've never seen any animal like this before!" Olimar said with excitement while snapping pictures from a camera. "This is great discovery!"

"Be careful… This thing will attack us for sure," Dr. Mario warned everyone.

The monster looked at them for a while, and then it let out a loud hissing sound that caused its frills to spread out, and this sound was so terrifying that they had to close their ears to prevent doing deaf. "Ugh! This is worse than rubbing two Styrofoam blocks together…" Popo cried in pain.

"I agree…" Nana said.

"Gah! I can't handle this!" Waluigi cried. "I'm out of here!" And he quickly opened a hidden door on the floor of the FD and jumped into it.

"Me too!" Parry said, and he flew into the same door.

"Don't leave me behind!" Luigi shouted as he dove for the door, but Waluigi closed it up quickly and Luigi banged onto the floor face first instead.

Then next to Luigi, the floor opened and Jigglypuff rose out on an elevator-esque platform. "So noisy! I no practice song like this!" she said angrily, and then she turned around and was shocked to see Type V. "Jiggly!!"

Type V flapped its wings and flew up into the air while everyone got into defensive stance. "It looks like it's going to do something!" Crazy Hand warned. "Be careful!"

The monster moved back quite a bit of a distance and then started to flap its wings at a fast rate, and this caused the sand to be blown forward into everyone's face. "Ya! My eyes!" Peach cried, shielding her face with her arms.

Type V continued to blow sands onto the FD, and after a while, the giant platform was totally buried underneath sand and neither of the Smashers where found. Type V then flew up into the air and opened its mouth and several sharp energy needles shot out and pierces into the sand. After the monster halted the attack, it went up close to where the FD is buried underneath and looked around for signs of survivors.

Suddenly, several Pikmins shot out from the sand and grabbed onto various parts of the monster's body and began pummeling and scratching it mercilessly, and the monster hopped back and cried in pain while shaking its wings. Olimar's head popped out from the sand and shouted, "Show him no mercy, my little army!"

As the Pikmins continued to latch onto the monster and attack it, CH suddenly shot out from below the monster and gave an uppercut into its chin and sent it flipping backwards, and the Pikmins while al shaken off in the process.

POW!

"Ha! You think you can bury me underneath the sand and turn me into a sandwich? Think again!" CH said.

Type V stood back up and shook its body again, and this time all the Pikmins were shaken off. Sheik burst out from the sand next and threw several needles into the monster's face, followed by jumping at it and kicking it in the head a couple of times. When the monster tried to bite her, she disappeared in an explosion that flinched it reappeared back on ground.

Jigglypuff popped out next and she had her Holy Weapon, the Magic Wand, in her hand and she pointed the wand at the monster and shot out pink sparkling beams. The monster took the shots to its body and moves back in pain, but then it opened its mouth and shot out needles again.

"Watch out!" Sheik cried, and everyone moved out of the way fast to avoid getting shot.

"Yeow!" Luigi shouted as his head burst from the sand, and there was a needle stabbed through his forehead, but being made of energy, it disappeared afterwards. "I'm shot!! Wait a minute; I think my headache from being in the sun too long just got cured!"

Dr. Mario popped up next to him and explained, "I suppose you were lucky enough to get shot in a part of the nervous system that heals headaches. See it as acupuncture if you want to."

Peach then jumped out from another part of the sand and there were many needles stuck up her butt, but they disappeared shortly afterwards. "YEOW!! IT HURTS!!" she cried while grabbing her butt and jumping around.

"But not everyone is lucky, I guess…"

"Ha! Take this!" CH said, and he gave Type V a powerful punch to the body and knocked it back several feet.

Type V cried loudly an angrily and shot out needles from its mouth, and it struck CH in each the fingers and he cried, "Ouchie! It hurts!" While CH was shaking himself in pain, Type V tackled him and clawed him rapidly with its sharp talons.

Sheik threw some needles at Type V from below and Jigglypuff fired more sparkling beams at it. The monster then swooped down to attack them by slamming down its talons, but they got away in time. Sheik moved to a safe distance and threw some needles at its body. The monster easily shrugged off the attack and fired its own energy needles that hit Sheik in the body. "Ow!"

"Jiggly!" Jigglypuff continued to fire beams at Type V, and the monster shot needles at her. When the needles shot her, Jigglypuff deflated like a balloon and flew away comically.

"Take this!" Olimar shouted as he threw his Pikmins at Type V, but the monster easily swatted them away with its wings before they even touched it. "Oh no…" As the monster approached to get him, Popo and Nana leaped over Olimar and gave the monster a surprise whack to the head.

"Hiya! Let's take him down together!" Popo said. "Freeze him!" The Ice Climbers took a deep breath and flew cold air at the feet of the monster together, slowly encasing it in ice.

Despite having its feet encased in a block of ice, Type V managed to lift off into the air like normal and it shot down needles from above. "Ow! It hurts!" Nana cried, shielding herself with her arms.

"Hey you! I'm not done yet!" CH shouted to Type V. He flew towards the monster and was going to punch it when suddenly he froze and fell to the ground. "Gah! I can't move!"

"What?" Sheik looked at him curiously, but suddenly, she felt her body paralyzed from head to toe and she fell over and was unable to lift a finger. "Ugh! I can't move too!"

"What's wrong with you guys?!" G&W asked in shock.

"Can it be those needles?!" Olimar asked. "They must have paralyzing effects that come slow!"

"What?! That means I will not be able to move too!" Luigi gasped, holding his face in shock. "No!!" He turned to Peach and saw her lying on the ground with her butt sticking up.

"I can't move…" she cried.

"Oh no… That means it's going to take affect on us sooner or later…" Popo cried.

Dr. Mario went over to Sheik and touched her hand and said, "Looks like the needles caused the nerve system to shut down and thus preventing movement."

"Is there a way to heal this?" Sheik asked.

"Let me see…" Dr. Mario used his finger to poke the area around her shoulder, but Sheik was still unable to move. "Hmmm… Looks like this can't be healed easily…"

"Um… Why am I still able to move?" Luigi asked.

Dr. Mario looked at him and said, "Seems that the needle which hit you didn't hit a vital part. Remember your headache got cured from getting hit by it? You get the point."

"Oh… I'm very lucky then…"

"Can we deal with this guy first…?" G&W asked, looking at Type V that was looking down at them.

Type V opened its mouth and shot out needles again, and G&W quickly got out a bucket and hid behind it and some of the needles flew into the bucket. "Phew, safe… Now take it back!" He jumped up as high as he could and dumped the contents back to Type V, but it flew away to dodge the attack. Type V swooped down next and G&W ran for it, but he was still hit by the monster's talon attack when it swooped by. "Yeow!"

Olimar stepped out of the side to avoid getting hit by the monster when it swooped at him, and then Olimar turned around fast and tossed a chain that he formed out of his Pikmins beforehand at the tail of the monster and the Pikmin in lead grabbed onto it. However, the strength of the monster was far greater and Olimar was carried up.

"I'm getting out of here!" Luigi cried, and he dug the sand quickly and uncovered the surface of the FD, and he opened the secret door and slipped into it.

"Help me!" Olimar cried, still holding for dear life onto the tail of the monster as it soared through the air in circles.

"Dang! It's only us now!" G&W said.

"It's going to be trouble too…" Dr. Mario said. "But we can't let the others down!"

Olimar managed to climb onto Type V's body and slowly crawled all the way towards the head. When near there, he reached for a spray can in his bag and, quick as a flash, got in front of the monster's head and sprayed it into its eyes. The monster cried as its eyes were stung badly, but Olimar fell down as a result. "Help me!!"

"I'll save you!" G&W said, pulling out a trampoline. "Here! Land onto this!" But Olimar crashed into the sand right next to the trampoline instead. "Oops…"

After its eye felt better, Type V swooped down with its mouth open to bite either of them. Dr. Mario reached into his coat and got out a flask and tossed it at the monster's open mouth and quickly leaped away before he got hit. Type V flew into the air and tasted the flask and the liquid inside it, and then it coughed nastily afterwards.

"What was that you tossed into its mouth?" G&W asked Dr. Mario.

"Just some bitter medicine…" he replied.

The monster screeched loudly and angrily as its frill spanned out widely, and then it glared down at them again. "You just made it mad…" G&W said.

As the monster swooped down for another attempt to hit them, a rod suddenly shot from the sand and hit the monster from below, knocking it aside and sending it onto the ground.

CRASH!

"What the?!" Olimar said, surprised.

From where the rod came out of, Luigi popped out from the sand next to it and spit out some sand. "Ptooey! Should've used the door I came in from in the first place…"

"You did something useful there with your Thunder Rod," G&W said to him.

"Oh? I hit the monster?" Luigi said, looking at the fallen monster. "I thought I wanted to be of more use and thus got my Holy Weapon to come fight, but when I opened the ceiling, the sand poured in and I accidentally extended the rod in the process."

Type V stood back up and looked at them angrily. Luigi got scared, but he told himself to be brave and he pointed the rod at the monster while backing off a few steps. "You better stay back, or else I'll show no mercy on you…"

Just as the monster opened its mouth to shoot needles, CH suddenly punched it in the side violently and sent it rolling along the ground. "Haha! I'm back to life again!" he said.

"Huh? You can move again?" Luigi asked.

"Yeah, and I'm feeling new as ever!" CH claimed.

"I can move now too," Sheik said, approaching them. "Seems like the effect wore off."

"That's good to hear. The effect is only temporary after all!" Dr. Mario said. He looked around and saw that the ones shot by needles were moving again.

"Now that everyone has recovered, let's take on that thing with full force!" CH said.

Type V growled angrily and opened its mouth to shoot needles again. "Level up!" Jigglypuff shouted, and she leveled up her Magic Wand and quickly fired a large spiraling beam. The beam eliminated the needles on contact and blasted the monster square in the body and damaged it real good.

Peach pulled up her skirt slightly and ran her fastest to Type V and jumped at it. She turned around midair and slammed into the monster's chest forcefully using her butt, creating an explosion of pink, translucent hearts. The IC followed up next and smashed on the monster's head from above very hard using their hammers.

Olimar quickly planted some seeds and plucked out purple Pikmins and tossed them at the monster, hitting both the legs. Because the purple ones were heavy and strong, the impact was strong enough to make the monster fell over when hit.

Sheik then threw some needles that were attached with paper tags on the back end. When the needles hit the monster, it exploded. Type V stood back and cried in pain, and that's when G&W threw a manhole cover that struck it right in the mouth. "Ha! How'd you like the taste of that?" he asked.

Type V closed its teeth to bite the manhole, but the manhole was very hard and the monster broke its teeth instead and yelled in pain. Dr. Mario quickly used this chance to throw to medicine pill and a potion into its open mouth. After swallowing those two, an explosion came out from the monster's mouth and it was damaged from the inside badly. "Those two medicines will create an explosion if they go together," Dr. Mario explained.

"Ha! Take this!" CH said as he gave the monster an uppercut that knocked it high into the sky, and he followed by firing bullets at its body constantly.

"Level up!" Luigi shouted, and his Thunder Rod leveled up to its second form and he extended the front end towards the airborne monster. "Take this! Hiya!"

The plug-like extension on the end of the rod stabbed into the monster's body and electricity was released into it. The monster cried in agony from the powerful voltage surged throughout its body, and then it finally exploded.

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

"Yes! We did it!" Popo said happily while jumping up and down.

"We won!" Peach exclaimed.

"I can't believe I killed it!" Luigi said in unbelief.

G&W gave him a pat to the back and said, "You did great! If you believe in yourself and try, you can surely take down a large opponent!"

-

Roy and Ike were running through the hallway together and at the same time keeping an eye on their surroundings. "Be careful," Ike said. "There are bound to be traps around here."

"Don't worry," Roy told him. "I'm not the kind to fall for those easily." But the moment he said this, the floor underneath him gave way and he fell down a trap hole. "YA!!"

"Roy!" Ike quickly reached for his hand, but the floor closed up and prevented Roy's rescue. "Dammit!"

-

Roy found himself sliding down a slanted surface, and after a while of going down the dark slide, he emerged in a bright room with a thud. "Ow…" he groaned while rubbing his butt. "And I said I wouldn't fall for this… Where am I?" He looked around and saw someone standing in front of him. "You!"

It was none other than Assholicus Dumbasser! "Lololol! You fell into the trap hole!" Assholicus said. "Shame on you! Hahaha!"

Roy pulled out his sword and got into fighting stance and said, "Well then, you just got unlucky, because I'm going to make you die your second death!"

"Hohoho! You sure talk big! Just because I'm the ninth strongest does not mean I'm an easy opponent!"

"We'll see about that!"

-

Meanwhile, Team 3 was still caught in the quicksand that was created by the giant antlion, Type A. "I'm getting tired…" Luca cried while 'swimming' up the flowing sand.

"We can't quit here! Our grave is just down there!" Ness told him. "Keep it up!"

"We can't just do this forever, can we?!" Young Link said.

Red quickly reached for his pokeballs contained on the belt of his waist and tossed one into the air, and Aerodactyl came out. "Aero! Carry me out quick!" Aero did as his master told and grabbed him on the shoulders and carried him into the air and set him onto safe ground. "Now to rescue the others! Saur!" He opened another pokeball and Venusaur came out. "Pull them out quick!"

Several vines came out from the flower on Saur's back and they went to each of the panicking Smashers. Some of the Smashers grabbed onto the vine while some of them were wrapped up by the vines. Through this method, everyone was brought onto safe ground.

"Phew… Thanks, Red!" Ness said.

"You sure helped us this time," Fox said to him.

"Now let's get serious!" Falco said, readying his gun.

"Time to kick tail!" DK said, thumping his chest. Everyone got into fighting stance as Type C circled around in air while Type A continued to snap its mandibles at the bottom of the quicksand.

-

Inside the base…

ROB looked at approaching Factoid and said, "The eighth strongest…"

"You better believe me," Factoid said. "If you don't, I will destroy you in the most gruesome way possible, just like the death I faced when I used to be alive!"

"A low ranking, but it is still an opponent not to be underestimated," ROB said.

"Get ready to die!" Factoid opened his mouth and a beam shot out of it. ROB moved back fast and avoided the beam, and he countered with his own eye beam.

Factoid took the beam to his face, but easily shrugged it off and then he stepped forward and slammed down his claw to hit ROB. ROB quickly moved back again and a mounted gun came out of his base and he fired bullets at the body of the mecha dinosaur, but they bounced off his metallic skin harmlessly.

Factoid opened his mouth again to fire the beam, and this time ROB flew into the air to avoid getting shot. Factoid looked up at him and his shoulder plates opened and two missiles shot out from them. When the missiles were about to hit ROB, he quickly let loose a burst of fire from the bottom of his base and did a 360 degrees spin and 'kicked' the missiles from above, thus knocking them onto the floor.

ROB landed back down afterwards and began scanning Factoid with his eyes which functions like a computer. "Analyzing scan results on target," he said.

While ROB was scanning, Factoid ran forward and swung his massive arm. ROB quickly shifted to the side, but was caught off guard by an unexpected tail whip and crashed to the wall violently. Factoid fired another beam at him, and ROB ducked down in time and the beam struck the wall behind him instead. ROB got up and continued scanning Factoid until he got the scan results.

"Scanning complete," ROB said. "Results are as shown:

"Gender: Female
Age: Undefined
Weight: 350 kg
Height: 2 meters
Attacks: Concentrated laser beams hidden inside mouth, missiles of destructive firepower, detachable hands with sharp claws, metallic tail that can shatter steel

"While the appearance does not suggest, it is an unexpected result that the target is a female specimen."

"So you found out," Factoid said. "If that's the case, then you better believe it. Yes, I was once female, and a female human to be precise. But that was long ago; I no longer consider myself to be of any gender or any species. Do you know why I had to lose all those? Why do I have to live a life where I was rejected and tortured by everyone? Why do I have to be forgotten by history and leave behind no memories among anyone?"

"Answers to the questions do no compute," ROB replied.

"Because…" Factoid said as she folded her fingers together tightly and shaking them violently. She spoke in a voice that hinted of anger and sadness. "Nobody ever believed what I said!"


TO BE CONTINUED

I think I'll be putting down previews from now on to give you a better idea of what to expect next. That's if I feel like it.

Nobody ever believed her. What kind of life did the Factoid lived when she was alive? The fight between ROB and the Eighth Failure rages on…
Next chapter: The Girl Nobody Believed! ROB vs. Factoid!