Me:I NEED A BETA, PEOPLES!!!!! ZOMG! Thanks for all the reviews!!! I feel so loved:)

Sesshomaru: Are you going to do the Disclaimer or not?

Me: Omg! It's Sessy!! I love you!!!! -tackles Sessy-

Kouga: I guess I'll do it, Shrimps does not own InuYasha, if she did -shudders- I don't even want to think about it.

Me: Now READ!!!

Warning: Language!!!! used of words like, bitch, hell, fuck, etc.

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Everyone stared at Rachel is shock, that was until Inuyasha and Alanna started laughing. Sesshomaru shot them both a glare, Inuyasha then shut up. While he is a baka, he has some common sense. Alanna however managed to stop laughing, but was quietly giggling.

"What did you say?" Sesshomaru growled. Rachel stared at him in confusion, "Huh? What's going on? Did someone die?" Rachel asked, looking around.

Alanna shook her head, "Sorry 'bout her. She has the attention span of a rock." Rachel turned to looked at Alanna "No I don't" she said and looked back at Sesshomaru "And to answer your question I called you Uncle Fluffy, and why? Because one, that fluffy thing you wear on your shoulder and two cuz I think the name is funny."

"That's his tail." Kouga said (if your wondering why no one else is talking, it cuz they shocked, cuz Alanna fell from the sky and Rachel called Sessy 'Uncle Fluffy')

"What his tail?" Rachel asked. "The fluffy thing on Sesshomaru is his tail, idiot" Alanna said. Rachel gasped, "Really?"

"Yes. I'm surprise you didn't know, I mean since you lo-" "SHUT THE FUCK UP, OR I'LL KILL YOUR ASS TO PINK BUNNY LAND!!" Rachel screamed, cutting off Alanna. Everyone well almost everyone stared at Rachel in wonder how she could be so mad, but still said something so retarded.

"Well what if I don't want too? What you going to do then, bitch?" Alanna said, glaring at Rachel.

"Then like I said, I'll kill your ass" Rachel said.

"What's a bitch?" Rin asked. Everyone looked at Rin, who was peering up at Rachel and Alanna, with sweet curious eyes.

Rachel looked down at her "A female dog." Alanna nodded.

"Rin-chan, Shippo-kun!" Kagome yelled "Go play or something."

"But I don't want too" Shippo whined. "Get moving, NOW!" Inuyasha barked. Shippo grabbed Rin's hand and muttered "Come on Rin-chan, let's go."

Everyone else turned to look at Rachel and Alanna, "Now, let's get down to business." Kagome said.

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What you think???? I think it's HORRIBLE!!!!! Sorry, for you guys who hate the chappie, I'll do better next time around! R&R, please!!!

Next TIME in Chapter 4:...I'm not telling you, you have to wait till next chappie ;)