Me: I feel so loved! Thanks for all the reviews!!! This is like my most reviewed story! I love you ALL!!!!

Any was, one reviewer asked me to get Miorku to asked Alanna to bear his children. Now I wonder why Alanna? Also what do you think of Rachel and Alanna?

Now time for the chappie 5!!!

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(A/N: we have a guest author today! My friend Alanna a.k.a. The Fan Fic Reaper!!)

"Yes you are Rachel," Alanna said.

Rachel was still up against the tree with Sesshomaru's hand around her throat. She could barely breath, but nobody wanted to help her. Plus they were all still in shock from Rin's question and the two people falling out of the sky. I don't really know why though. They should all be used to stuff like this by now. On with the story!

"Shut -gasp- UP!" Rachel said.

"Bet you can't make me," Alanna said.

"Well, IF SOMEONE WOULD HELP ME DOWN, I would be able to," Rachel screamed, but she lost her breath. Her lips were turning blue because of loss of oxygen. Alanna knew she would need help finding a way out, so she decided to help Rachel out of her "predicament".

"Put her down Sesshomaru," Alanna sighed.

"I don't take orders from weak humans," Sesshomaru replied.

"I bet I could beat your ass without using my hands," Alanna said, smirking.

"Really?" Sesshomaru asked, irritated by the way she looked at him. He let go of Rachel and turned around to face her, "I would like to see you try."

"Beat you!"Alanna screamed at him, "The power of the mind is better than the power of muscle! At least sometimes."

"Yes, Alanna! Use the power of youth! Yosh!" Rachel screamed after she caught her breath.

"You haven't beaten me!" Sesshomaru said calmly, but he couldn't hide the fact that he had no idea what was going on.

"Oh yeah? Who just let go of the one they captured? It sure does look like you UNCLE FLUFFY!" InuYasha yelled at him and laughed. Alanna punched him on the head.

"Rachel and I are the only ones that can call him Uncle Fluffy and laugh!" Alanna yelled at him. Suddenly, Miroku grabbed her hand and got to one knee, "Hi Miroku. I didn't see you there," Alanna said nervously.

"You are smart and strong. Would you please bear my children?" Miroku asked.

"...No," Alanna said blandly and slapped him upside the head.

"Aww. Alanna, you shouldn't have done that! Look at him!" Rachel yelled.

"Such a kind person," Miroku said and appeared next to Rachel, "Would you bear my children?"

Rachel ripped her hand out of his, " Not if we were the last people on this earth! If we were the last people on earth, I would kill you and then go do something so stupid and get myself killed. You pervert! Why are you even a monk!? I thought monks weren't suppose to have children! You faker!"

"I think you hurt Miroku more than I did,"Alanna said. Miroku was standing by himself in a gloomy state.

"No I didn't! You hurt him physically and I hurt him mentally. Physically is way worse," Rachel explained, "Rachel Logic RULES!"

"THAT DAMN CROCODILE'S GONNA EAT ME!!" Alanna screamed suddenly.

"What?" InuYasha asked, confused.

"Oh, that was just some random thought that entered my head," Alanna explained. She pointed at Rachel, "Blame her! She made me watch America's Next Top Model! We had nothing to do before we watched this show so we watched that."

Everyone stared at them.

"You mean you actually watch those teen shows?" Kagome asked.

"Didn't she just say that we had nothing to watch?" Rachel asked pointedly.

All of a sudden, Rin ran up to Sesshomaru, "Hey, you know how those people said a bitch was a female dog?" Rin was saying. Alanna and Rachel knew where this was going because this had happened before. They smiled and watched intently, " Well, I was wondering if that meant that your mother was a bitch."

Alanna and Rachel busted out laughing. Sesshomaru glared at them. InuYasha and Kouga started to laugh. Sango hid her face behind her boomerang and Miroku keeled over in a soundless laugh. Kagome looked at Rin with concern.

"Rin, where is Shippo?" she asked.

"Some guy with black hair and red eyes took him away and sent me over here to tell you," Rin replied.

Rachel and Alanna gasped. Partly to catch their breath and partly because it was Naraku. And he was standing on the far side of the clearing.

"Well you got here fast, Naraku. Now prepare to die!" InuYasha yelled as he took the Tessaiga in his hands and charged at Naraku.

"You idiot! Think about what you're going to do before you go and charge in like that!" Rachel and Alanna said simultaneously, "You're just like Naruto!"

Everyone looked at them. Even InuYasha stopped and stared.

"Quit looking at us like that, you retards!" Rachel screamed

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Me: YAY! Give it up for ALANNA!!!!! -silence- CLAP YOU MORONS!!! Anyway, Alanna(The Fan Fic Reaper) can Guest type a chapter for you anytime!! So message me, cuz Alanna never check her email! I'll tell her, maybe even whack upside the head!

The Next chappie should be out...whenever I stop being so lazy! Thanks again ALANNA!!!! Yeah, she was at my house that why it was up so fast, if you guys were wondering. So anywas! Review please!!!