When was the last time I had updated? What, like five years ago? I know... I'm horrible... I'm sorry...

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"So, what do we do now?" Rachel asked. It had only been two hours since Kagome had left.

"Try not to die." Alanna answered, having her eyes closed she didn't see Rachel flicking her off.

"Just because you said that, I'm going to go jump off a cliff." Rachel said.

"Don't get your shirt dirty." Alanna commented, not even opening her eyes. Rachel and Alanna had gotten new outfits, since their old clothes weren't suitable. Rachel 's outfit was just like Kikyo's expect that her pants were black instant of red and weren't as baggy. Alanna had a outfit like Inuyasha but hers were black and red. Alanna's top was black, her undershirt red and her pants black too.

"Hey, what are we going to eat tonight? Kagome had the food and is like the only one who can cook!" Rachel yelled, just now realizing the dinner 'problem'.

"Lord Sesshomaru can cook, can't you?" said Miroku, looking over at Sesshomaru. Everyone turned to look at Sesshomaru.

"Can you cooked?" Alanna asked.

"Of course this Sesshomaru knows how to cook" Sesshomaru said (no duh!). Rachel launched herself into Sesshomaru's arm (a/n: I forgot if I let Sessy have to 2 arms or not, so he stuck with 1!)

"I love you so much, right now!! Your my freakin' hero, I love you!" Rachel tried to yelled, since she bury herself in Sesshomaru chest/fluffy thing her voice was muffled. Sesshomaru eyes went wide when he heard what Rachel said. Alanna, Miroku, and Sango started giggling.

"Why are you guys giggling?" Inuyasha asked in a low tone.

"Because Rachel said she loves Sesshomaru and Sesshomaru has done nothing to get her out of his arm" Alanna answered, just as low as Inuyasha. Which was quite true.

"Ah." Inuyasha said, nodded as if he understood. Well maybe he did understand...right.

"TIME FOR FOOD NOW!" Rachel screamed and she moved away from Sesshomaru and jumped up.

"YES, MY DEAR SISTER TIME FOR FOOD!" Alanna screamed also. Kouga looked at Alanna oddly,

'She was so serious like two seconds ago, and now she jumping up and down like a three year old.' He thought.

"WHAT ARE WE GOING TO EAT?" Rachel asked while still screaming. Alanna stopped jumping and stared at Rachel, the two held the glaze for a long time. Everyone watched in silence, the two had never creased to surprise them. The two girls were some of the oddest people they had ever met.

Alanna, the serious, down to earth, Rachel's fake oldest sister. Her soul mate (inside joke). She could calm Rachel down in a heartbeat, while she wasn't as hyper or insane as Rachel, she did have her moments. Sarcastic, evil in a nice way, and protective.

Rachel, insane, random, a smile always on her face. Rachel was the one that could make anyone laugh, and never seemed to get sad. Lazy, violence, and retard. And pervy.

"I HAVE NO IDEA!" Alanna screamed back. Suddenly Rachel got the "OMG" face. Like she had an plan...

"I HAVE A PLAN! DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS? THERE IS NO PLAN!" Rachel yelled in an Russian accent, which is pretty cool since she's from Georgia, but she was born in Germany...

Alanna started laughing, it was an inside joke between her and Rachel.

"You guys are weird" Inuyasha said, staring at them.

"Thank you" Rachel said, this time in a England accent, and bowed as Alanna did.

"... Ok, I don't even want to know" Sango said.

Rachel and Alanna high fived each other and laughed.

Ok...

End of Chapter 8

Chapter 9 coming out next year!

Kidding... Maybe...