Chapter 32
The Conclusion is at Hand! Wario-Man to the Rescue!


The giant shark, Type G, crashed down onto the ground with several bruises on its body, and with one last roar, the monster exploded into smithereens.

KAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

"Well, that was easy," Falco said, putting back his gun after whirling it around his fingers.

"Much easier than the previous one, that is," Young Link said.

Red looked up at the flying fortress and said, "I hope the others are doing well up there."

"You don't have to worry about them," Fox told him. "They can handle things themselves without a doubt!"

-

Back with Bowser and Wario…

The duo looked up at Jumpclusion who was dropping towards them from above. "Get down here so that I can clobber you!" Wario said, pointing his fist in his direction.

Jumpclusion landed onto the ground upright and created a powerful impact. A strong shockwave was released and a large amount of sand where kicked into the air. Bowser and Wario shielded themselves from the sands and here tossed back violently by the powerful force of the shockwave.

"Whoa… That was insane!" Bowser said. "Even I can't do something like that with my weight!"

"I'm going to get him for this!" Wario growled angrily. He got up and ran towards Jumpclusion. "Get ready to have a rotten day!"

Jumpclusion jumped up into the air again when Wario got near to punch him. "Hey you! Get down here!" Wario shouted to him. But Jumpclusion landed back onto of him and…

CRASH!

All that seen of Wario was his yellow hat sticking out of the sand.

"It's my turn to get you now!" Bowser said. "Level up!" At his command, his Sharp Claws grew longer, sharper, and more intimidating. "Get ready to be clawed!"

"The conclusion will always be the same," Jumpclusion said.

Bowser ran forward and thrust his claws forward to hit him, but the Failure leaped up and tried to land a flying kick at him. Bowser used his claws as a shield to block the blow, but the impact caused him to slide back quite a bit of distance.

"Take this!" Bowser slashed the air and released wind blades, but the Failure easily jumped around to avoid them. "Man! Stop jumping around!"

"Blinding Colors." Jumpclusion lowered his head and his afro let loose a dazzling bright light that blinded Bowser.

"Gah! My eyes burn!" Bowser screamed in pain while trying to cover his eyes with his hands.

Jumpclusion used this chance to jump at Bowser and kicked him square in the face, and the turtle rolled backwards like a boulder until he hit the side of the building.

CRASH!

"Ow… You're getting up my nerves already…" Bowser grumbled as he sat back up. "Whoa!" He saw Jumpclusion flying towards him like a rocket and with his feet in his direction. Bowser quickly pulled his head into his shell and Jumpclusion ended up landing both feet onto the wall instead, and he kicked off it (the wall got bended) and landed onto the ground, and Bowser pulled his head back up. "I'm going serious on you this time!" He took a deep breath and released a stream of fire from his mouth that Jumpclusion once again evaded by jumping up.

Bowser got up and gathered strength to his feet and tried to jump as high as he could. He was no match for the jumping skills of the Failure though and he wasn't able to get to the same height as Jumpclusion, and thus he fell back down while flapping his arms like crazy. "Dammit! I was so close!"

As he fell, Jumpclusion dropped down on him with a fast speed and pushed him onto the ground.

CRASH!!!

Jumpclusion was seen standing on top of the injured Bowser afterwards. "Your conclusion is at hand," Jumpclusion said. "In the end, you will never prevail against me."

"It's too early to end this fight…" Bowser grumbled. "If I go serious, you're dead meat!" Bowser pulled his head and limbs into his shell in a blink of an eye and spun furiously, but Jumpclusion already jumped away to avoid getting caught in the spin. When Bowser stopped spinning, he was back on his feet again. "I'm really going to get you…" But before he finished talking, he was greeted with a boot to the head.

BOOT!

He tumbled backwards quite a bit of a distance before lying on his back. "Ow…"

"There is nothing you can do about this," Jumpclusion said. "We will conclude this right now."

Wario suddenly popped his head out next to Bowser and spit out some sand. "Ptooey! Don't think I'm down for the count yet! I'm still around to beat you up!" He pulled himself out from the sand and ran towards Jumpclusion while flailing his arms like crazy. "Hiya!"

BOOT!

He rolled back even farther than Bowser and then lied down his limbs sprawled out. "Doh…"

"Argh! Die!" Bowser swung his claws at Jumpclusion, who jumped up to avoid it. In the middle of jump, Jumpclusion stuck out one leg and spun in midair very fast and kicked Bowser in the face over and over.

"OW! OW! OOF!"

The final kick was a kick to the chin and Bowser flipped backwards very high into the air and came crashing back down again.

CRASH!

"YOU'VE M ADE ME ANGRY!!!" Wario screamed, running towards Jumpclusion with his head lowered.

Jumpclusion easily stepped aside and as Wario ran past him, he gave him a quick kick to the butt and Wario shot forward faster than he ran and rammed into the wall, making an even deeper dent on it.

CONK!

"Doh…" Wario shook his head and glared at Jumpclusion angrily. "That settles it! It's time for the secret weapon! Good thing I bring one along with me all the time!" He reached into his back pocket and got out a greenish-brown garlic. "Heheh! This is my winning ace that has never failed me!" And he gobbled up the garlic in a single gulp.

The moment he did, his body began flashing in several colors and he spun like a cyclone while sparkles appeared around him. When he stopped spinning and flashing, he was no longer wearing his yellow-purple overalls (you thought he was in the biker outfit, right?); instead, he was wearing a pink spandex and a purple mask over his head, not to mention a purple cape.

"I am Wario-Man!" he shouted. There was a bit of silence afterwards…

"Hey! Where is the Wario-Man song?!" he shouted.

"It does not matter what form you take or what power you have," Jumpclusion commented. "The conclusion to the fight will remain unchanged."

"Haha! We'll see about that!" Wario-Man said, punching his fist. "None of my enemies lived to tell the tale after witnessing this move!" This isn't exactly true though. After saying this, Wario-Man ran forward at a speed faster than usual.

Jumpclusion jumped up into the air to avoid getting hit, but Wario-Man stopped in his tracks and quickly jumped up to the same height as him, much to his surprise. "I told you!" Wario-Man said, and he gave Jumpclusion a sock to the face and the Failure crashed down onto the sand violently.

CRASH!

He got back up and shook the sand off his body and said, "This I did not see coming, but it will not make any difference in the end."

"Super Surprising Diving Inflictum!" Wario-Man shouted while diving towards Jumpclusion with one fist stretched forward.

Jumpclusion leaped away as Wario-Man punched and sank into sand. But the moment Jumpclusion landed at another place, Wario-Man suddenly shot out from underneath him and he was pushed by his fist high into the air, where Wario-Man pounded him from above and Jumpclusion crashed down face first onto the sand below.

CRASH!

"Hahaha! Now who is the one laughing at the end?" Wario-Man said with delight. "This time I will give you the hit that you will never forget! Maximus Glutimus Slam!" And he dropped down towards Jumpclusion with his butt facing him.

Jumpclusion looked up and saw Wario falling down, and he quickly stood upright and stretched out his arms and began spinning in place. "Disco Vortex." As he spun, colorful light came out from his afro in the form of a cyclone and it engulfed around Wario.

Wario-Man felt himself being spun around unwillingly by the cyclone. "Hey! What the?! This shouldn't be happening! Whoa!"

Jumpclusion continued to spin in circles, and as he spun, the cyclone slowly lifted off his afro and rose into the air with Wario-Man still inside it. When it reached a certain height, the cyclone stopped ascending and suddenly exploded like a firework. Wario-Man was blown out from the explosion, but he was seen mostly unharmed and was able to retain his flight in air. "Whoa! That burned a little, but as you can see, not even something like that can harm a superhero like me!" Wario-Man said. "Take this! Super Surprising Diving Inflictum!" And he dove towards Jumpclusion again.

Jumpclusion also jumped in his direction and stuck out one foot to hit him. Both the fist and foot came in contact with each other and the force was equally powerful that they stopped and pushed against each other in midair for a while before a burst occurred and the both of them were sent rocketing backwards.

Wario-Man spun several times in midair and landed onto the sand and Jumpclusion also did the same. "Man, I tell you," Wario-Man said. "This is the longest time it took me to take down an opponent in this form. If I go on any longer, I'm going to change back to normal! I ought to get rid of you right now!"

"You're taking my spotlight, you know that?" Bowser, who was lying next to him, said.

"You're still alive?" Wario-Man asked him.

"That's not a nice thing to say… Let's take on him together and hopefully we can defeat him in time!"

"Well, there's no other choice. Let's get him then!"

"It is time for the conclusion of this fight to come too," Jumpclusion said. "I will use my strongest technique this time."

"C'mon, we have to come up with some move powerful enough to take on him too!" Wario-Man said.

Jumpclusion leaped up and faced both legs in their direction and shot forward in a sitting position. Bowser got his claws ready and blocked the attack, but the impact pushed him very far back and he fell on his shell. "Oof!" While he was trying to get up, Jumpclusion jumped into the air and fell towards his direction and was planning to crush him with one foot.

Wario-Man quickly ran over to Bowser and carried him out of his impending doom and flew up into the air with the turtle in his hands. "This is what they call rescuing a beauty!" Wario-Man said. "Except I rescued a beast!"

"That's not nice…" Bowser commented.

Jumpclusion looked up and said, "Now for my ultimate technique. The Conclusive Cyclone!" He flipped himself upside-down and managed to stand on his afro and then spun like a top while the afro gave off light. The light engulfed around him and he slowly floated upwards before shooting off in their direction very fast.

At this moment, Wario-Man's body began glowing. "Oh no… It's reaching its limit…"

"What are we gonna do?!" Bowser asked, still being held up by him.

"Let's just give it all we got… by doing the same thing as him!"

"What?" Before Bowser got his answer, Wario-Man spun and turned Bowser at the incoming Failure. "Whoa! What the?! Yai!!!" And suddenly, Wario-Man released a large amount of gas from behind and shot forward like a spinning rocket that has a spiked warhead.

"Breathe fire while you're at it!" Wario-Man shouted to Bowser.

"I don't get it!!!" Bowser shouted. "I'm only getting dizzy!!!" Nevertheless, he opened his mouth and breathed out fire. The fire also came in contact with the gas that was coming out from behind, and because of this, an aura of fire formed around the spinning duo as they came in contact with Jumpclusion.

"The conclusion of the fight shall be decided by this!" Jumpclusion said, and then they both came in contact.

CRAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!

Both sides drilled against each other with tremendous force and nobody seems to be letting each other get the upper hand either. "The great Wario-Man never loses!" Wario-Man shouted. "Watch the power of gas!!!"

His willpower became stronger and stronger and so did the gas, and thus he was beginning to overcome Jumpclusion little by little.

"Such power…" Jumpclusion thought as he did his drilling kick. "So this is the conclusion…"

Finally, Wario-Man overpowered Jumpclusion and pushed down on him. They all fell towards the sand below while leaving behind a trail of gas and fire until they crashed onto the ground.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!

After a huge explosion of fire and sand, there was a large crater seen on the ground and smoke was coming out the middle of it. Shortly afterwards, Bowser and Wario, now back to normal, crawled out of it with burnt marks all over their body. "We won…" Bowser said with smoke coming out from his mouth.

"Haha… This is what you get if you mess with the great Wario…" Wario mumbled.

There was nothing else down in the crater asides from a burnt spot that was churning smoke. They have won the fight.

-

Back on the flying fortress…

Wolf, Link, Samus, Sonic, and Marth were in defensive stance as they gazed at their enemies. "From the look of it, the old man on the chair is their leader," Marth observed. "That would mean he is the Failure among them… But of what ranking?"

"He's probably one of the weakest considering the age he is," Wolf said. "This will be easy!"

"But from what I remember… We already saw the tenth and ninth… Maybe he is the eighth or somewhere around there," Link said.

"I wouldn't be too sure if I were you," Marth told them. "I can sense it… A powerful killing intention and aura coming from him…"

The old man then spoke up, "You annoying brats! Barging into our business! Our master does not want anything to do with you, so you youngsters better beat it!"

"Hey geezer! What ranking are you?" Sonic called to him.

"Tsk! No manners towards an elder at all! I really hate people like this! You will be afraid once I tell you!" the old man said angrily. "I am Hatero Loathz, the Third Failure!" He steered around on his wheelchair to reveal the number 3 written on the back of the chair before turning around again.

"What?! The third?!" Samus gasped.

"I knew he wouldn't be an easy opponent to deal with…" Marth said.

"Ha! If the opponent is tougher, then it will be better!" Wolf said, brandish his claws.

-

So if that old geezer is the third strongest and we know Arrogarn is the second strongest, that would mean…

"The First Failure?!" Master Hand gasped. "So he is the strongest of all the Failures…"

"That's right! The person you are looking at right now is none other than the most powerful of the 10 Failures!" Kochou said to the three Smashers. "He is the one and only… Shat Focker!"

"Shat Focker…" MH looked at the fully cloaked person in front of him. "Somehow… That name sounds familiar…"

"The strongest Failure… It's going to be hard…" Pit said.

"Ha! Bring it on! I'm not afraid of the strongest or anything like that!" Toon Link said.

As both sides continued to look at each other, Ivotas suddenly stepped forward and placed his hand on his sword hilt. "What are you doing?" Katsura asked him.

"The urge to kill has come," he replied. "I will obtain the power that can only be found through killing!" And then he sprinted towards the Smashers without a warning.

"Hey! Don't get too reckless!"

Ivotas ran near MH and got out his sword to ready to slash him. "Die!"

SLAP!!!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Ivotas screamed as he was given a huge slap by MH and he flew through the air and off the edge of the flying fortress.

"Okay… One down, three to go," MH said.

"Awww… One of us down already…" Kochou mumbled.

"Can't be helped… That's what he gets for being so reckless and impatient," Katsura said. "But know the number on both sides is equal too. This will be a fair fight from now on."

"Okay, I'll deal with the Failure while you two go for his two subordinates," MH said to TL and Pit.

"Yes, Master Hand," Pit said to him. "I'll do my best!"

"Yeah! Time to rock!" TL said with excitement.

-

"You again…" Captain Falcon said to Arrogarn.

"For a human being, you sure have the guts to come all the way here to mess with us," Arrogarn said. "But this is as far as you go. You human beings have your own limit and you should have stayed with it!"

"Sorry, but we're not the kind to sit down and watch the destruction of the world unfold before our eyes. We're going to stop it no matter what!"

"Yes!" Mario said.

"You sure talk big! I will show the difference between our races!" Arrogarn said.

"Very well! Why don't we duke it out now?"

"So you're taking on her?" Snake asked CF.

"I can tell that she's very powerful," CF replied. "As you know, I am considered one of the top four strongest in the group, so it's best that you leave the most dangerous opponent to me."

"Well… I have nothing against that. We'll go for her two underlings then."

"Leave eet to uz!" Mario said.

-

Back with the first group that we mentioned…

"If that old man is the leader here, I'll deal with him," Marth said, stepping forward.

"You're going to take all the fun yourself?" Wolf asked him.

"It's not like I'm enjoying this. Since he is the strongest among them and I am also said to be the top 4 strongest Smashers, I'm the best person to deal with him."

"Marth is right," Samus said. "We better leave Hatero to him."

"Fine… If I can take on his underlings, then that's good enough," Wolf said.

"So you think you have the guts to take on me, young man?" Hatero asked Marth. "It's either you are too cocky of yourself or you do not have the brain to realize your impending doom on facing me! If you insist, I will send you to your death!" He then said to his four subordinates. "You four go get rid of the others! Make it a painful and cruel death for them!"

"Yes sir!" the all said.

Suddenly, the floor panels that Wolf, Samus, Link, and Sonic were standing on suddenly lifted up into the air separately. "What the?!" Link said in shock.

The four Smashers were carried up into the air and they were all given some distance between each other. The floor panel they were on then expanded magically into a suitable size for fighting. "What happened?" Marth asked, looking at his separated comrades.

"The master does not want his fortress to be damaged in our skirmish," Hatero explained. "So those floating arenas were installed for situations like this. Plus, it will also prevent them from helping each other! They will die without any support from their comrades!"

"You're underestimating my friends too much," Marth said. "Your subordinates are the ones that need to be careful!"

-

Wolf was standing on his arena and looking around the place when suddenly a bright circle appeared before him. Out of the circle, the tall and plump man with a cartoony face came out. "Pretty fat fellow you are, eh?" Wolf asked.

"I am the Ranting Man," the man said. "I am under the command of my master to take out a furry like you! You barged into this place without permission and tried to stop our ultimate plans! Intruders like you really have no respect for other people's properties! I remember when I was younger; my parents always thought me about the way of being an honorable man and even my teacher would…"

-

On Samus's side, she found herself face to face with the person that was wearing a cardboard box over his body and head. "Who are you?" she asked.

"I am the Garbager, and I am here to get rid of the garbage that you are," the man said.

-

On Sonic's side…

"Hey there! I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!" Sonic said to the mafia gangster before him. "What's your name?"

"Tsk! Blue hedgehog! Such an eyesore!" the gangster said. "I, Bendilin, will destroy you because you are such a disgrace to the community!"

-

On Link's side…

"Three! Two! One!! Let the fight began!" the rebellious-looking teen shouted while making silly fighting poses. "Let the melee began!! I am Brawlsucks Meleerules! I am filled with fighting spirit! I will show you the spirit I have in fighting and why I am top tier!"

Link just looked at him with strange eyes and said nothing.

"What? Are you not saying anything?" Brawlsucks said. "Have you no motivation for this fight at all? Tsk! What do you know? This only proves that you are bottom tier! Bleh! I'm stuck with fighting a useless and sissy person like you! People like you shouldn't even exist in the first place!"

Link pulled out his sword and said in a threatening tone, "So… Shall we begin?"


TO BE CONTINUED

Another chapter that will keep your attentions up for the upcoming ones! Hope you enjoyed this one!


GAME2002 TALK SHOW

What the name of the Type monsters mean:

Type T – Toad
Type K – Kraken
Type M – Moth
Type B – Bat
Type C – Centipede
Type A – Antlion
Type V – Vulture
Type G – Great White Shark