Chapter 33
The Four Great Battles in the Air!


Note: These fights are all taking place concurrently. Of course, I cannot show them all simultaneously at the same time, so it just has to look like the fights are happening one after another. Please keep this in mind that they're happening all at the same time, okay?

Samus watched as Garbager tossed himself at her with limbs all spread out, ready to flatten her with a seemingly powerful body slam. She hopped back in time and the box-donned man slammed down so powerful that the whole place shook. "Stop moving around, you piece of trash!" Garbager said, standing back up. "Hiya!" He jumped forward again for another attempt to flatten her.

This time though, Samus morphed into a ball and quickly dropped a bomb before rolling away. Garbager landed on the bomb and caused it to explode, and he was blown up a couple of feet before falling down again. "Ow! What was that piece of junk I hit just now?!" he said as he got up. The moment he got up, he was shot in the body by a plasma shot and pushed back. "Ow!"

"Pretty tough box you're wearing," Samus commented when she saw that the box was merely charred from the shot.

"My armor is obviously too durable for that measly garbage peashooter of yours," Garbager told her. "Watch what I am capable of! Box Attack!" He spread open his arms and small cardboard boxes magically appeared out of thin air, and when he pointed his hands forward, they all flew towards Samus.

Thinking that an attack like this wouldn't do anything to her, she simply stood there and held up her arm as a shield just in case. How wrong was her calculation though; the impact from the boxes was like that of a bowling ball and she was knocked off balance and fell back and was then pelted continuously by the seemingly harmless mini boxes. "Ow! Ah!"

"Flatten up, you garbage!" Garbager called out as he attempted to body slam her again.

Samus reacted in time and rolled away and Garbager once again hit the floor. Samus charged up her plasma beam afterwards and fired away at Garbager none stop.

"Ugh! I'm angry now!" Garbager said angrily as he tried to shield those shots with his arm. "Box Attack!" He formed boxes out of thin air again and shot them forward, but this time Samus skillfully jumped around to avoid getting hit by any of them.

She managed to land in front of Garbager unscratched, much to his surprise, and began punching and kicking him in the body. She then delivered a strong cannon thrust that pushed him back a couple of steps and then fired a missile into his body.

BOOOM!!!

The explosion blasted him backwards and he barely fell off the edge. Garbager got back up again and growled, "I can't believe how a rubbish like you can deal so much damage to me!"

"Obviously you're not in the same league as me!" Samus claimed.

"A garbage like you will never stand up to me once I use my full power on you!" He then got into sumo position and followed by thumping his body several times before flexing both his arms and shouting, "Final Transformation! Pedazo de Basura!"

Note: Spanish for 'Piece of Junk'.

In a burst of smoke, Garbager's cardboard box was no longer made of cardboard, but it was now made of metal, as well as the box he wears on his head! "Now feel the more hardened power of my body!" he said loudly.

"Whatever…" Samus commented.

Garbager ran and jumped at her with arms stretched out. Needless to say, he's attempting to body slam her again and Samus obviously moved out of the way.

When Garbager hit the ground though, a translucent shockwave was released and when it hit Samus's leg, it was as if she tripped on a jump rope and fell down. "Whoa!"

"Ha! I got you now!" Garbager said as he jumped at her without delay. "Flatten up!"

Samus wasn't fast enough to avoid this, and she was flattened underneath. Good thing her armor was strong enough to endure the blow though. "Ugh…"

"This time I'll crush you into scrap metal!" Garbager said, and he leaped up high into the air again.

Samus fired shots up at him, but they seemed to bounce off his metal body harmlessly, so she quickly rolled away in the nick of time to avoid getting crushed again. She got onto her knee and fired a couple of missiles at Garbager and they exploded on contact and managed to blow Garbager back a few steps. "Those trashes won't work on me!" he said. "Box Barrier!" He stretched out his arms to the side and several small metal boxes appeared and circled around him.

Samus fired missiles again, but when they hit and exploded on the small boxes, those boxes did not disappear! "What?!"

"These will not break apart no matter what! It is the ultimate defense!" Garbager claimed. "You're really screwed this time, you garbage!" He ran forward while thumping his chest and tried to hit her with the circling boxes, but she got away.

She fired her plasma shots again but they bounced off those boxes harmlessly. "There has to be some way to get through those!" she thought. She activated the scan visor and tried to find out some things about the boxes, but the results were void. "Dammit!"

"Take this!" Garbager pointed his hand at her and the boxes circling him shot forward. She tried to block the attacks, but the boxes had very strong impact and she was knocked around badly.

After all the boxes were launched, Garbager ran up to Samus and gave her a strong tackle that sent her flying off the arena. She quickly used her grapple beam to latch onto the edge and pulled herself back on top again. "Phew… That was close…" she said.

"You won't stand any more chance to me, you trash!" Garbager said. "Box Barrier!" He created small boxes around him and launched them at Samus again.

Samus moved and jumped around and managed to avoid many of them, but she did still get hit by a couple of them. After avoiding all the projectiles, she pointed her arm cannon at Garbager and released a flamethrower out at him. Garbager took the flame to his body and jumped back and cried, "Ow! That burns! But as much as it burns, the box is fireproof! You cannot hope to melt me!"

After the flames went away, Garbager charged at Samus, and this time his body was glowing in orange due to the heat. This time Samus fired a bluish beam at him, and Garbager's armor began to freeze up upon getting hit by the beam. "What?!"

"You're frozen now!" Samus said. "Take these super missiles!" And she fired several large missiles with green warheads.

BANG! BANG! BOOM! BANG!

"OW!!!" Garbager was blasted backwards by the powerful missiles and his box armor was badly charred and even had dents and cracks on it. "Argh! I'm angry now! I will destroy the garbage that you are right now!" He leaped up very high into the sky and fell towards Samus in an attempt to crush her again.

Samus quickly rolled into a ball and planted a bomb before rolling away. When Garbager landed on the bomb…

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

The explosion was much bigger than the first bomb used and Garbager was blown up into the air really high. When he crashed back down, there were many cracks on his box armor and there was even a whole made in front of it, thus showing his white underclothing. "Ow… What happened just now…?"

"The power bomb is much more powerful than the normal bombs! Now eat this!" Samus said as she fired a charged plasma beam at him.

The beam aimed for the hole on his armor and he took fatal damage. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! HOW CAN I LOSE TO WORTHLESS GARBAGE LIKE YOU?!?!!!"

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

After Garbager was no more, Samus lowered her arm cannon and sighed with relief, "Phew… Done over here…" She then saw what was happening down below her. "What?!"

-

Bendilin fired his Tommy gun rapidly at Sonic, who ran around the arena in quick circles to avoid the shots. "You're too slow!" Sonic taunted while running.

"Stop running, you disgusting creature!" Bendilin said in frustration. He whipped out a couple of grenades and threw it at Sonic, but it exploded behind him harmlessly. Bendilin threw the second one to the place in front of Sonic, but the hedgehog did a u-turn effortlessly and the bomb blasted nobody. "Argh!"

Sonic stopped running and said, "Hey! Got anymore? I'm waiting!"

"Die!" Bendilin fired his Tommy gun again, but Sonic obviously ran away to avoid getting shot. He ran up to Bendilin and caught him by surprise and kicked him in the body hard. "Oof!"

"Is that all you got?" Sonic asked.

"Accursed hedgehog! Nobody respect you nowadays and you still act arrogant and high of yourself?!" Bendilin said angrily. "You should've retired already and let other people take your place! Nobody likes you anymore!"

"On the contrary, I'm pretty well known among my fans."

"The majority does not like you! You are worthless and an eyesore to the world! Stop trying to reclaim your glory already and go to the retirement house for eternity!" Bendilin fired his gun again and Sonic jumped left to right constantly and avoided them without a sweat.

"You can't hit me like this!" he taunted.

"Take this!" Bendilin threw another grenade at him. Sonic kicked the grenade when it flew to him and knocked it high into the air. The grenade fell towards where Bendilin is and he quickly jumped away in shock. The grenade exploded before it hit the floor, but didn't blast anyone.

"Ha! Is that really all you got?" Sonic asked.

"Your arrogance will be the end of you!" Bendilin said with anger. "You were only an amazing character in your earlier days, but you are now nothing but a shadow of your former self! You keep on starring in horrible adventures nowadays that everyone has grown totally sick of you! Why don't you realize this and die already?!"

"I don't know what you're talking about, man! You seem to be looking for the wrong person."

"You will realize how hopeless you are soon! This world does need any blue hedgehog! I will be the one to create a history by erasing you from existence!" Bendilin pointed his gun into the air and shouted, "Final Transformation! El Padrino!" He pulled the trigger and it released a burst of smoke that surrounded him.

Note: Spanish for 'The Godfather'.

The smoke cleared and Bendilin has taken a machine-like form. His body was covered in mechanical armor and in place of his hat, he was now wearing a metallic helmet with eyeholes, but his eyes weren't visible for some reason. He was also wielding two massive guns in both hands.

"Hey, nice wardrobe change!" Sonic commented.

"This will be the end of you, blue hedgehog! Go to the grave that you should have gone to long ago!" Bendilin pulled the trigger of both guns and fired rapidly at Sonic.

Sonic, like always, ran and jumped around to avoid getting shot. The bullets were devastating this time around, as it created explosions wherever they hit, and Sonic was basically escaping from a series of chain explosions.

"That's some extra firepower you got there," Sonic said while looking back and running at the same time.

"You will not be escaping forever no matter how fast you run!" Bendilin said. He pointed both guns into the air and shot out several missiles that rained back down again as an air strike.

Sonic stopped in tracks and began hopping around to avoid the falling missiles. "Ha! Not fast enough for me!"

While the missiles were still falling, Bendilin pointed his guns straight at Sonic and fired more missiles. Sonic quickly moved off to a safe position and managed to avoid them altogether. But the moment he stepped onto the floor, he was knocked away by an explosion.

BANG!

"WAAA!!!"

"You fell for it! I laid a mine over there while you were being distracted by the falling missiles!" Bendilin said. "And now I fooled you into going there! This is your end!" He fired more bullets at him again.

Despite getting hit by the explosion, Sonic was still able to run around as if nothing happened and still avoided all the attack tossed at him. Bendilin launched mines from his gun and planted them in front of Sonic, but the hedgehog was more careful this time and didn't step on any of them. He jumped into the air and tossed himself at Bendilin to attack him. "It's your turn!" he said, and he stuck out his leg to ready to hit him with a flying kick.

Bendilin swung his gun like a bludgeon to knock him away, and Sonic landed his foot on the surface of the gun and kicked back safely onto the floor, but then had to move away again before he was shot by the incoming bullets. As Bendilin continued to try and shoot him, Sonic ran in circles around in.

"Stop moving! You won't let you move around like this forever!" Bendilin said in frustration while trying to shoot him down.

"Sorry, but moving around is what I do best and nobody can stop me!" Sonic told him. As he ran around Bendilin, Sonic began to leave behind a trail of gust. The gust started to build up and became stronger until it turned into a whirlwind!

"What the?!" Bendilin gasped in horror, and then he was lifted into the air slowly. "What?! Put me down!"

"Right after this!" Sonic said. "Sonic Combo!" Sonic leaped into the wall of whirling wind that was around Bendilin and began shooting back and forth between it, kicking him in the process.

KICK! SMASH! POW! WHACK! BOOT!

Sonic ended the combo by dropping down from the air and landing onto Bendilin hard, smashing him down onto the floor with a strong impact and the whirlwind disappeared afterwards.

CRASH!

"Gugh… I can't believe this!" Bendilin cried angrily.

Sonic landed a couple of feet away and jumped up and spun horizontally. As he spun, bluish energy appeared around him and then spread out in various directions before gathering together in front of him and shooting at Bendilin like an arrow. "Sonic Wind!" The energy struck Bendilin and knocked him back.

"Ow! That does it! I'm going to get you this time! Homing Destroyer!" He lifted up both guns and fired several small particles into the air. The particles merged together and transformed into a large rocket! "You cannot hope to escape this! This will follow you every where until you get hit!" And then the rocket flew at Sonic.

Sonic stepped out of the way and the rocket went past him, but it turned around in midair and went after him again! Sonic ran in circles around the arena and the rocket followed him everywhere. "Dang! Go away already!" Sonic shouted to it.

He suddenly jumped up and landed onto the back of the rocket. "Hey there! Guess where I am!" The rocket then shook up and down constantly to try and shake him off, but Sonic held onto it firmly to avoid falling off. The rocket flew all the way out of the arena and continued to shake around crazily; and Sonic eventually lost his grip and fell in front of the rocket! "Whoa!"

Luckily, he grabbed onto the front of the warhead and didn't fall off, but the rocket was now heading for a solid surface so that it can explode! And it so happened that it was heading right for Bendilin! "Hey! Don't come in this direction!" he shouted in panic. He tried to run away, but accidentally stepped on a mine that he planted earlier and was blown back by the explosion. "Ow!"

"Gotta go!" Sonic said, and he quickly jumped away from the warhead the last second.

It was too late for the rocket to turn around and Bendilin could not escape his impending doom. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

Sonic did several spins in midair before falling down and grabbing onto the edge of the arena. However, the arena took fatal damage from the explosion and it suddenly fell apart, and Sonic fell down onto the building below and landed safely. "Heh! That wasn't too hard!" he said, but then he saw what was happening in front of him. "What?!"

-

"I just don't understand what the charm about the writer of this story is in the first place!" Ranting Man ranted. "His grammar is full of flaws and he doesn't come up with any original ideas either! His way of humor is boring and bland and he constantly breaks the fourth wall which is what serious writers should avoid if they want to write seriously! I mean, what kind of a writer doesn't take negative criticisms? Doesn't he ever listen to other people and realize the fact that he's not a good writer and should even stop writing stories for this site? He's thinking he can make himself famous by constantly writing stupid stories such as this and he doesn't even realize that there are lots of people who think his story are worthless!"

Wolf ignored everything the man said and swiped with claws constantly, but no matter how hard he struck, there were no wounds inflicted on the body of Ranting Man. "No damage at all? Your fat sure is protecting you!" Wolf said. He also felt himself having a bit of a headache. "Tsk! What's with this going on in my head? It's starting to annoy me off!"

"I could rant on and on forever about all the flawed things of the world!" Ranting Man continued. "What's the deal with this game called Super Splash Brothers or whatever the hell it's called? I mean, what's the charm in this game anyway? It's only a bunch of kiddy Nintendo characters beating the daylight out of each other! Where's the fun in that? It has no depths at all and no combos that a fighting game should have! I bet the person who came up with this game must be overdosing on drugs! How on earth can a human being be stupid enough to make a senseless fighting game where stupid characters fight on a floating platform and hope to kick people out of the stage? Where's the health bar? We all know that health bars are more suitable for games like this! Where's the sense in beating a character over and over until he flies out the arena and the more damage he takes, the farther he will fly? This whole series doesn't make sense! How can people enjoy this kind of game so much?! Are their brains so much clogged up by dust bunnies that they cannot function and think correctly that they are playing something that will damage their minds even further? Hey, are you listening to me?"

Ranting Man took a short break from all those ranting, and when Wolf attacked him at a moment like this, the man was slashed across the body by his sharp claws and took a blow. "Ow!"

"Well, that hit seems to do something," Wolf said. "In fact, I'm starting to get what your power is already! It seems that you have the power of invincibility whenever you give those pointless ranting as well as giving people headache from listening to all those. The moment you stopped ranting, my headache ceased and I was able to injure you. This proves that you get your power from your constant blabbering! So long as I keep your mouth shut, I am the winner here!"

Ranting Man was going to start ranting again, "You…" But before he could say anything, Wolf grabbed him by his mouth to shut him up and gave him a series of punches and kicks to the stomach and then followed by slashing him with a clawing combo. As Ranting Man fell back several steps from the attack, Wolf leaped forward and landed a flying kick into his face and fell onto his back with a shoeprint on his face.

"Ha! Now you're mine!" Wolf said.

Ranting Man got up again and said quickly, "Final Transformation! Hablan Mucho!"

Note: Spanish for 'Talk a Lot'.

And in a burst of smoke, Ranting Man transformed… Actually, he did not transform at all. The only difference about him is that he is now holding a megaphone. Yep, that's all. No physical changes; none at all.

"Won't make a difference as long as I can shut your mouth!" Wolf said, rushing towards him.

Ranting Man spoke into the megaphone, and when he did, a visible sound wave was released and Wolf was repelled away and he placed his hands over his ears and cried in pain because his ears and head were hurting a lot. "Gah!"

"So I was saying! There is nothing you can do! I will continue to rant and rant and rant until I am satisfied! Heck, I will not stop ranting even if I am satisfied!" ranted Ranting Man. "There is a reason that I am called Ranting Man and I am showing you the reason why I am called such! You will see the power that I get from ranting and ranting and ranting and ranting and ranting all day long! There is nothing you can to stop me from doing what I do best and that is ranting! Now matter how strong you are or how much you want to stop me, you cannot! I will continue to rant on whatever matter I want to!"

"Argh! My head is going to burst!" Wolf cried why rolling around on the floor.

"So as I was saying! I will continue to rant on whatever matter I want! I'm going to rant about the latest Banjo-Kazooie game! I mean, what the f---ing hell were those goddamned drunken creators thinking when they created this monster of a garbage?! We fans waited for like eight whole years and we got this stupid thingamajig?! What are on earth are they smoking?! The creators of this game and the whole company should burned down into crisp already! Whoever supports this monster of a game should have their hands cut off and their eyes gouged out so that they cannot do anything for the rest of their life! What on earth were they thinking when they made a vehicle-based game?! Are they asking to be killed and then burn in hell for eternity which they really deserve in the first place?! Are they totally nuts that people will not like such horrible junk?! The people who think this game is good and gave it positive reviews should all be exterminate for the good of the universe! We all know that this game deserved to be totally platforming and not some random and stupid vehicular piece of crap! This is like the worst mistake in all of history since the Holocaust! In fact, the Holocaust was actually very tame and enjoyable when compared to this unspeakable piece of s---! I vomit at the thought of the idea of a bear and bird riding on a car! What the f--- is this all about?!"

Wolf slowly stood back up and tried to endure the terrifying piercing feeling that was in his ear. "Grrr! You're pissing me off, big mouth! I'll rip off your throat at once!" He ran forward to try and hit Ranting Man, but the powerful of the sound wave pushed him back again. "Ga!"

"I can rant all day on how stupid this is! Everything in this world is so stupid! I really have enough of such a stupid crap! Even I ran out of things to rant, I can still rant on and on forever on how there are so little things to rant about! There are just not enough things in this world to rant about and that totally pisses me off! Why can't there be more subjects for me to rant about?! What is this world thinking when it decided to limit the amount of objects there are in this world for me to rant about?! This story sucks donkey balls so much by the way! Why are you even reading this story in the first place?! You, the one behind the monitor! Go out there and get a life already before your eyes rot and melt from reading this stupid piece of rubbish!"

As Ranting Man continued to rant, Wolf ran behind him and before the villain could turn around, Wolf jumped up behind him and reached his claw to the front and knocked the megaphone from the side. This caused Ranting Man to flinch and lower the megaphone for a second, and using this opportunity, Wolf slashed and hacked away behind him and gave him a kick up the butt.

Ranting Man fell forward and turned around again, but Wolf ran up to him and gave him a powerful sock to the face and pushed him back again. "I'm going to rip you apart right this instant!" Wolf growled angrily.

"You stupid furry thing that you are! You will not get away with what you are doing!" Ranting Man said. Wolf took out his blaster and threw it at him. The blade at the end of the blade managed to hit the megaphone right in the center, causing the megaphone to emit electricity and malfunction. When it did, electricity somehow surged down into Ranting Man's body and zapped him. "WAAAAAAA!!! Don't you realize that this megaphone is actually a part of my body even if it doesn't look like it?! By damaging it means that you are also damaging me!"

"In that case, you're really screwed right now!" Wolf said, holding up both his hands in an x formation, and then red electricity ran down around his arms and gathered especially at the claws. "Claw of the Thunder God!" He dashed forward at a fast speed and slashed in an x formation right through Ranting Man.

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!

"YOU WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!! HATERO WILL GET YOU AND THE MASTER WILL CREATE THE PERFECT WORLD!!!" Ranting Man screamed at the top of his voice using the last of his breath. "YOU WILL…"

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

Wolf landed from the attack and cleaned out his ear a bit using his finger. "Tsk! That really bugged me! If I get brain damage from all that, you would've died a worse death!" Then he thought he heard the sound of crashing and so turned to the source. "Hmm?"

-

"Final Transformation! Melee!" Brawlsucks shouted as he pulled back his arms with hands closed into a tight fist.

Note: Why doesn't Brawlsucks use a Spanish term for his transformation? Just for the heck of it.

In a burst of smoke, Brawlsucks was no longer a human. While his clothing is still the same, he was now an anthropomorphic black bird with a yellowish-orange beak and red rings around his eyes. He does not have wings however, and he had normal human arms, but with feathers like a real bird.

"So you decided to go all out on me from the start?" Link asked.

"A bottom tiered trash like you does not deserve to live, so I will grant you the pleasure of a painful and quick death!" Brawlsucks replied.

"Well, doesn't matter. Let's begin!" Link said, getting into fighting stance.

Brawlsucks ran forward very fast and did a flying kick that Link was able to block using his shield. Brawlsucks ducked down fast and did a quick spin and tried to hit Link with a tail sweep, but Link jumped back to avoid it and then thrust his sword forward and Brawlsucks did a side step to avoid it. He quickly followed up with a spinning kick that Link was able to block with his shield. When Link tried to swipe him again, Brawlsucks did an all too familiar sliding move backwards to avoid it and then he whipped out a gun and crossed his arms in an x position before firing red beams at Link, and he was able to block them with his shield too.

After firing the lasers, Brawlsucks put away his gun and suddenly zipped forward at a fast speed and even left behind a faint image of himself in his path. Link was caught off guard by this and was knocked up into the air. "Whoa!"

Brawlsucks turned around and a back flip and kicked Link higher into the air, and then he jumped up and flipped upside-down and kicked him from below, knocking him even higher into the air. As Link fell back down, Brawlsucks jumped above him and did a drilling kick onto his head. When Link was hit by the drilling kick, he shot down onto the floor violently.

CRASH!

Link got back up again despite the hits and quickly moved back to a safe position before Brawlsucks landed on him. "You're pretty good," Link said. "But it's my turn now!" He whipped out his bow and shot arrows at Brawlsucks, but he formed a glowing blue hexagon around him and the arrows bounced back to Link! "What?!" Link quickly rolled away before he got hit, but the moment he did, he was quickly hit by the same fast zipping move by Brawlsucks again. "Ah!"

Brawlsucks turned to him and said, "See! I told you are bottom tier! A bottom tier can never beat a top tier like me!"

"Enough of those tiers stuff!" Link shouted in frustration.

"Get over it! Tiers exist and it rules over everything in this world! Everything in this world is judged by tiers! People are born with certain tier levels and they are either blessed or cursed by it! Top tier people are destined to rule over everyone and they will always be the best! Bottom tier people, on the other hand, are doomed to be the worst for eternity!"

"That's a stupid way of thinking things…"

"Believe what you want, but it is undeniable the fact that tiers exist! People who are bottom tier are the worst and lowliest beings in the world! They have no worth in this world at all! In fact, they shouldn't even exist in the first place! What use is there to keep on living if you realize that you are the worst kind of person possible and will be rejected by everyone else? If I knew that I was bottom tier, I would've killed myself already! You should do the same thing to! This is for the good of the world that there is no wussy weaklings like you existing!"

Link was angered by this and growled, "Don't you quite have enough…? You're really annoying me already!"

"You're more annoyed about the fact that a destined bottom tier like you is doomed to fall at the hand of a top tier being like me! Blame your destiny that you were born like this! No matter what you do, there is no denying that you are bottom tier and you will never amount much in life no matter what you do! You are doomed to the lowliest of them all!"

"Hiya!" Link charged forward and tried to slash him with his sword, but Brawlsucks stepped aside and suddenly did a leg split that knocked Link backwards. He ran up to him and hit him with a spinning kick again and Link was knocked off the stage. He quickly pulled out the claw shot and grabbed onto the edge and managed to pull himself back up though.

As Brawlsucks ran towards him again, Link quickly toss a bomb onto the floor before him and Brawlsucks hopped back to avoid getting blasted. Suddenly, an arrow shot out from the smoke and it struck him in the shoulder. "Ow!"

Link charged out of the smoke at once and pulled off a whirling blade move that slashed Brawlsucks in the body badly and knocked him back into the air. "Skra!"

"What the?! You cannot beat me!" Brawlsucks said as he landed close to the edge. Link threw a boomerang at him but he was able to avoid it by stepping aside. Brawlsucks whipped out his gun and fired lasers at Link, who blocked them using his shield. Brawlsucks was suddenly hit by the homecoming boomerang, but it was no ordinary boomerang as it was actually the gale boomerang. He was caught in the tornado formed by the boomerang and carried towards Link unwillingly. "What?!"

Link pulled back his sword and when Brawlsucks was at range, he pulled off a powerful spinning attack. "HIYA!"

SLAAASH!!!

Brawlsucks was knocked far away into the air and off the edge, but then fire came out around his body and he shot himself back onto the stage. "Fire!"

They both ran towards each other again and when near, Brawlsucks did a flipping kick that Link was able to avoid. Link then did a sword sweep around him and Brawlsucks was hit in the legs and somehow bounced up into the air, and Link followed by swiping his sword upwards to knock him higher into the air. Link then jumped up as high as he could and brought his sword on top of his body and smashed him onto the floor forcefully.

SMAAAAASH!!!!!

Brawlsucks was heavily wounded by the attack, but even so, he managed to stand up again, but he coughed badly from the injuries. "Gah… No way can this happen… Are you secretly top tier or what…?" Suddenly, Link grabbed him from behind, held back one of his arms, and placed his sword against his neck.

"Your tier nonsense makes absolutely no sense," Link said in a rather evil-sounding tone. "People are not determined by fate of any kind like you think. Furthermore, nobody is born a winner; one can only become strong through rigorous training. Even the weakest can become the strongest through this method! Your way of thinking is all flawed! People like you make me sick! One last thing: Melee rules indeed, but Brawl rules more!"

With this, Link slit his throat and then kicked him off the edge. Brawlsucks Meleerules fell halfway through the air before exploding.

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

Link spun his sword in circles and then sheathed it. "Hmph! What a bothersome guy!"

CRASH!

"What?" Link said in curiosity after hearing the crash. He looked down from the arena and was shocked to see what happened down there. "Marth!"

-

"Gasp… Ugh…" Marth was down on his knees and there were injuries on his body and some blood flowing down from the side of his mouth.

Hatero, who was unharmed in every way, was sitting before him and he looked down at the swordsman with an evil glare.


TO BE CONTINUED

Definitely the longest chapter in this story, and I'm pretty pleased about it too! Hope you like this action-packed chapter!

Trivia:
1. Some of the Failures are based off actual people. Bendilin is named after a GameFaqs user who is known as the biggest anti-Sonic supporter ever. Brawlsucks is pretty obvious. Douchebags is actually based off an user from some random forum who likes to post offensive things and hurt people feelings. When he was told to stop, he says that he enjoys hurting people feelings and nobody can stop him because of human rights. "People have the right and freedom to do whatever they like to," he said. "Therefore you cannot tell me to stop offending people!"

2. Two Failure subordinates were originally planned, but then dropped, so you won't be seeing them anytime soon in this story. One of them is called Noobroid Brat and he is based off my younger brother, who has a habit of saying the word 'n00b' for no apparent reason. The second one is called Failhard, and... Nothing worth looking here, so move on.


GAME2002 TALK SHOW

You know… Maybe… If… Well, how do I put it…? I don't know… Suppose the kids went to a movie theater and nobody came back? Nah, that's a bit too harsh. At least one of them should return… Lalalala… What am I saying? Hey look, there's a penguin in a pirate costume flying across the sky!