It all started in their first year. As Lily went to get in the boat, James tripped her, causing her to fall into the lake. When she resurfaced, she let her red-head temper get the better of her.
"You! You did that on purpose you stupid git! Now look! I'm freezing my arse off!" She screamed in his face. "I knew you were a prat the second I laid eyes on you! I hate you!"
The speech was wasted on James, who was rolling in the dirt and clutching his sides from laughing so hard. Every so often a coherent word or phrase would escape him, usually something like, "−the look on her face−" or "−priceless−" or "−bloody hilarious−".
This only succeeded in making Lily madder. She turned on her heel and stomped off to where Severus Snape was standing. He was watching her in admiration and a little fear.
Through the years, they continued to have an antagonistic relationship. James would do his best to find what got on her nerves, and Lily would try to find the best ways to insult him. It was a good system. Until James made it come crashing down.
Yah, I felt like it wasn't fair... You know, posting the story, but having most of the first chapter in the summary. Stuff like that pisses me off, so I figured 'What the heck? maybe I'll even get some more reveiws out of it!' So, here you go! Chapter 2!
Reveiws get faster updates! (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
