SBS Time!
Ngrey651: Where is Ivotas from?
Game2002: He made his debut in Darkling.
To those who think Katsura and Kochou are twin: No, they're not.
Chapter 39
The Power of S--- and the F---! The Hands vs. Shat Focker!
We continue the story from where the last chapter ended.
"Ha!" Master Hand pulled back with fingers wide upon and swung forward to unleash a devastating slap. Shat Focker floated out of the way but the wind released by the slap blew him out of control somewhat. Immediately after this, MH folded into a fist and launched at him.
"F---." Focker lifted one sleeve and bright light came out of it and it blocked the incoming attack. MH pulled back and continued to punch him rapidly, and Focker kept on using both his hands to block the attack over and over. "F---, f---, f---, f---."
After doing this enough time, MH shot back and fired several bullets, to which Focker countered by shooting energy balls out from his sleeves while saying, "S---."
The projectiles collided with each and exploded, and afterwards, MH flew higher into the air and slammed himself down in the form of a fist that Focker avoided.
SMASH!
"S---." Focker shot out another energy ball at him, and MH eliminated the shot by slapping it away.
MH charged at him again and began attacking like crazy; trying his best to punch and poke him with his index finger, but Focker was able to avoid all the attacks swiftly. He suddenly lifted up his hand and a burst of energy came out and blasted MH backwards. "F---."
MH was unharmed by this attack though, and his finger glowed brightly and he jabbed at a very fast speed that produced multiple illusions. "Jab of Justice!" Focker was able to avoid the first couple of hits at first, but he eventually got lost within the fast jabbing speed and was hit multiple times and finally shot backwards.
He came to a stop and lifted both his hands and said, "S---." Energy balls shot out from his sleeves rapidly and very fast like a machine gun. MH flew across the place and through the air while Focker aimed at him. MH then spun like a drill and steer towards Focker. The Failure jumped out of the way and MH crashed through the floor.
CRASH!
Shortly after Focker landed, MH burst out from below him and gave him an uppercut that knocked him back. MH then spun around and opened his fingers wide and slapped down to crush him, but Focker escaped in time. MH didn't reach the floor entirely though; he stopped just short of the surface and suddenly charged at Focker and caught him within his grasp. MH tried to squeeze him to death, but he was force to let go when a burst of energy created by Focker appeared. "F---."
Focker made his move next. He moved at a fast speed around MH and left behind a trail of energy that encircled the Hand. "What's this?" he wondered.
"S---," Focker said, and then the ring shrunk and tried to bind him in between. It was too fast for MH to react and he was bind by the ring.
"Wha!"
"S---." Focker fired a rapid burst of energy at him and the Hand could do anything but shot.
BANG! POW! BANG!
The ring around MH disappeared and he flew back a couple of steps. "Boy… What a pain…"
The others were watching from the arena up in the air. "Master Focker is going to win," Kochou said.
"No, Master Hand will win! He is the strongest!" Pit told her.
"But I think Master Focker is winning from the looks of it."
"No! Master Hand will win for sure! You will see how strong he is!"
"MASUTA HAND!!!" shouted a loud voice that grabbed everyone's attention. They looked up at the sky and saw Crazy Hand charging down at high speed. "I AM HERE TO SAVEU YOU, MY LOVU!!!"
Focker got away fast to avoid the incoming Hand and CH punched straight into MH's palm, who stopped him with little effort. "What are you doing here?!" MH asked him.
"To support you, of course," he replied. "Don't worry; the Final Destination is safe even as we speak and nobody died."
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Back on the FD…
"Time to show everyone that I'm no canon fodder character!" Waluigi said, sitting at the edge of the FD with a tennis racket on his hand. He spotted a scorpion scurrying past him, and he jumped on it and stomped it madly out of existence. "Haha! Nobody crosses my path and lives!"
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"Ooooh… Scary!" CH said after hearing the situation from MH.
"He's definitely no pushover," MH concluded.
"So he's a piece of s--- and at the same a f---ed up dude…"
"We can take him out if we work together, so let's move out!"
Both the Hands charged out in separate directions and closed in on Focker from both sides, trying to crush him with a clapping attack. "F---," Focker said as he stretched both arms to both sides. Energy came out around his sleeves and he managed to halt the Hands from closing in on him and pushed them away.
After being pushed away, CH folded up into a fist and launched at Focker, but he got away and he punched into MH's palm instead. Both the Hands turned to him and fired bullets at him rapidly and Focker countered with several energy blasts that cancelled out the bullets.
As MH continued to fire bullets at him, CH stopped firing and flew at Focker from above and dropped down bombs. Focker tried to get away, but he got caught in the explosion from the bombs and the bullets somewhat, but still managed to avoid direct hit. MH charged at him right afterwards and Focker quickly lifted up his hand to block the incoming attack and flung him aside, but then CH dropped down on him without a warning and caught him in his grasp. "I got him!" CH shouted. "Now I'll squish him like a tomato!" Suddenly he was forced to open up when Focker created a burst of energy around him. "Ouchie!"
"Take this!" MH tossed himself at Focker in the form a fist. Focker quickly leaped up and planted his legs onto him and flipped off into the air, and while above MH, he pointed both hands downwards and fired energy balls rapidly while saying the s-word.
MH flipped around to him immediately and shot out laser beams from each of his fingers. The beams penetrated the energy shots and Focker zipped around with a fast speed to avoid them. He reappeared onto the floor next to MH and released a burst of energy from his hand to hit him. "F---."
MH acted fast and thrust his palm forward to counter the move. At the same time, CH also charged in from behind and both the Hands managed to smash Focker in between them.
SMAAAAAAAASH!!!
"Yeah! Get him!" TL cheered on from his floating arena.
When the Hands moved away, Focker moved back several steps and looked like he took heavy damage. "Well, looks like you can't keep this up any longer," MH said.
"The power of the s--- and the f--- knows no bounds," Focker said. "Do you want to s--- and then f--- first or do you want to f--- and then s--- first?"
"How about the both of them at the same time?" CH asked.
"You don't make any sense in what you say, but that doesn't matter. Let's end this sooner or later!" MH said. Both the Hands flew over to ram him, but Focker leaped up high and landed onto the top of a building.
"Final Transformation, The S--- and The F---," Focker said.
"Oh no, can that be…?" MH gasped.
A circle with a star drawn inside it appeared underneath Focker and red light shined out from the edge of the circle. Focker slowly sank down into the star and disappeared while red light continued to give off from the edge of the circle.
"What's happening?" Pit wondered.
"Master Focker is transforming now," Kochou explained to him. "I think your master is pretty much screwed already. Nothing can save them."
The light became brighter and flare-like aura burst out around the circle. "The power level…" MH said in shock.
"Is over 9000!" CH screamed.
"Hahahahaha!!!! You guys are so f---ed up now!" shouted a loud voice suddenly. A figure started to rise out of from the star drawn in the circle. It was a skeleton cloaked in brown and he wielded a massive scythe that was dyed with red. A grim reaper, you can say…
The eyes of the new skeleton being turned to the Hands and he said in a loud demonic voice, "Hahahaha! I hope you enjoyed the brawl earlier, you s---heads! Now the real f---ing battle shall f---ing begin!"
"Yes, the real battle has begun," MH said. "And we will destroy you!"
The Hands dashed over to get him, but then Focker zipped past them in the blink of an eye and they were knocked aside with a slash mark across their palms. "F---ing Fast Dasher!"
"Ah! What the?!" CH cried.
"He's fast!" MH said. He pointed a finger at Focker and fired bullets rapidly.
"Spinning Piece of S---!" Focker spun his scythe in his hand rapidly and a large propeller made of fire was shot out, and it easily grazed through the bullets. MH quickly moved away to avoid it, but to his surprise, the propeller turned around went after him!
"What?!" He quickly moved away again to avoid it and fired at the propeller, but all the bullets were destroyed when they came in contact. "Dammit!"
"I'll get it!" CH shouted. "Raaaaaa!" He tossed himself at the propeller and spun like a drill. When the hit each other, the propeller exploded and CH went through it mostly unharmed, saved for being scorched somewhat. "Yippee! I did it!" But Focker suddenly appeared behind him.
"Watch out!" MH shouted to him.
"Uh? AH!" CH had no time to do anything as he was slashed across the back by Focker's scythe and crashed onto the floor.
"Are you all righ?" MH asked as he went up to him.
"You're not grandpa?" CH replied.
"Good to see that you're all right."
Focker appeared above them and raised his scythe, ready to bring it down on them. "Good-bye, you s---head f---ers!"
"HIYA!!!" TL shouted as he jumped down from above with his sword raised. Focker turned around fast and swung his scythe and knocked TL by the sword and he fell to the side. "You're my opponent!"
"Don't!" MH said to him. "He's too dangerous for you to deal with!"
"Hey you! It's equivalent to killing yourself if you try to fight Master Focker in his current state!" Katsura shouted to TL.
"Don't underestimate me!" TL said. "Here I come!" He ran towards Focker with his sword gripped in his hand.
SLASH!!
"YAAAA!!!" TL was sent flying back and there was a slash mark across his body. "Ugh… Gah!"
"Hahahaha! You got f---ed up, s---head!" Focker laughed.
"How dare you?!" MH tried to slap Focker, but he jumped up into the air to avoid it.
"There is nothing you piece of s--- can do to f--- me! You shall be thought a motherf---ing lesson for trying to disturb the master's f---ing awesome plan to create a f---ing perfect world! Die and f---ing go to hell!" Focker lifted up his scythe and was going to bring it down on him again when suddenly.
CLANG!
It was Mewtwo that showed up and used his 2nd Level Psychic Spoon in its knife form to block the attack. "Mewtwo!" MH said.
"I sensed danger, so I came," he said.
Focker moved back a couple of steps and said, "Makes no difference! No matter how many s---heads show up, you will still all be royally f---ed!"
"The First Failure in his Final Transformation…" Mewtwo thought. "Surely a formidable opponent…"
"Be careful… He fights using the legendary Power of the S--- and the F---," MH warned him.
"So there are still people who harness these powers… This will be interesting."
"I will show you f---ing helpless you s---heads are! F---ker Sucker!" Focker spun his scythe his in hand very fast and it created a suction effect that tried to pull them in.
"Watch out!" MH cried, trying to fight against the current.
Mewtwo was pulled forward by the current, and he desperately moved backwards and at the same time stuck out his weapon. The blade of the weapon came in contact with the spinning scythe and the sound of clashing roared throughout the place. "Psycho Cutter!" Mewtwo shouted, and he forcefully swung his knife in a diagonally upward angle.
CLANG!!!
This flinched Focker and he moved back several steps. "Why you s---head?!" he shouted angrily.
"Kinesis!" Mewtwo shouted as he threw his weapon at him. Focker flew out of the way and the attack missed, but the weapon returned to Mewtwo's hand afterwards.
"F---ing Fast Dash!" Focker shouted, and he zipped in Mewtwo's direction at a very fast speed. Mewtwo held up his weapon in time and managed to block the attack and they pushed around to overcome each other.
"Hiya!" MH used this opportunity to charge at Focker to punch him.
Focker quickly raised his free hand and shouted, "F---!" A powerful burst of energy came out and MH was blown back.
"Whoa! I forgot he still has this technique!"
"Ha!" Mewtwo pushed Focker back and put aside his weapon and quickly charged up a shadow ball to throw it. Focker easily knocked the shadow ball away however.
"Your s---ty peashooter cannot do any f---ing thing to me!" he said. Suddenly, a light arrow shot down from the air and caught him in the head. "Ya!"
"I'm here to challenge you too!" Pit shouted. He jumped off from the arena and flew at him.
"Hey! Don't overdo yourself!" Kochou said to him.
"You will f---ing pay for this, f---er!" Focker said angrily, and he jumped at Pit.
"Here he comes…" Pit thought with a gulp. He readied his blades defensively to take on him, but CH suddenly showed up in front of Pit.
"Bang! Bang!" CH pointed his index finger at the incoming Failure and fired bullets rapidly at him, but Focker easily knocked them away without stopping at all. "Uh oh…"
SLAAAAASH!!!
"AYEE!!!" CH fell back and hit Pit, and they both fell down onto the floor.
"Ow… You're on me… Are you all right, Mr. Crazy Hand?" Pit asked, trying to get out from underneath CH.
"Crazy!" MH flew over to his fallen brother and said to him, "Hang in there! We'll get doc to fix you up later!"
CH shot straight up and said, "Nah, this is nothing. There are no beloved women around to witness me dying in a dramatic manner, so there's no point in dying now."
"Thanks goodness you're all right…"
Mewtwo and Focker fought with each other using their respective weapons. After striking back and forth enough times, they moved back from each other and Mewtwo pointed one hand at him and shot out a wave-like beam. "Psywave!"
"Spinning Piece of S---!" Focker spun his scythe to create the energy propeller. Both projectiles hit each other and grinded against each other for a while and then exploded.
Then Mewtwo appeared from behind the explosion and then shot out an eye beam at the Failure. "Psybeam!"
"S---ty Slicer!" Focker slashed his scythe downward and shot down a crescent-shaped beam. The beam went in between the eyes and hit Mewtwo in between his eyes. "Hahaha!!! You got f---ed!" But to his surprise, Mewtwo disappeared in a puff of smoke upon getting hit! "What the f---!?"
Suddenly, Mewtwo appeared next to him and he slashed the Failure across the side of the body with his blade.
SLAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!
"GAAAAA!!"
"What you hit just now was a Substitute clone," Mewtwo explained. "I sent it out during the explosion and the real me ran to the side while you were focusing on the fake one."
"I'll f---ing kill you!" Focker shouted.
"Get him!" shouted both the Hands.
"Eh?" Focker turned around just in time to witness both of them charging straight at him like a fist, but he had no time to make a move and was instead forced to experience a beating of his lifetime as the Hands punched him rapidly over and over without mercy.
SMASH POW WHACK POW CRASH BAM WHAM CONK POW SMASH CRASH BASH WHAM!!!!!!!
"YEOW! YEOW!! OW!!! STOP!!! AH!!! OW!!!"
Both the Hands pulled and then charged forward in the fastest speed possible. "Dragon Punch!"
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!
Focker flew across the place and all the way off the building and flew into the distance and disappeared over the horizon. "What?!" Kochou and Katsura both gasped in disbelief.
"Yeah! We got him!" MH said, giving CH a high five.
"We did it… We defeated the strongest Failure…" Pit said.
"No… It's not over yet…" Mewtwo told everyone. They all looked into the direction Focker flew to and saw him flying back at a fast speed.
"Why you piece of f---ers f---ing treat me like this?!" he shouted with rage. "I WILL F---ING KILL YOU ALL!!! DIE!!!! YOU F---ING S---HEADS!!!!"
He rose into the air and raised his scythe. "F---ing Open Up!" A portal opened up in the air above him and it showed space-like scenery within it. It was as if this portal is an entrance to another dimension.
"What the…?" Mewtwo said in awe.
"Oh no… That move…" Katsura said with a look of horror on her face.
"Raining S--- of Doom!" Focker shouted, bringing down his axe. The moment he did, thousands of energy beams rained down from the portal and crashed into the floor like giant spears.
"Watch out!" MH cried. The Smashers and they Hand ran around for life to avoid getting hit by the falling energy beams, but they were soon unfortunate enough to get struck. "AH!!!!
The deadly rain continued for a while. When it finally ended, there were holes found all over the floor and the Smashers were seen lying injured badly on the floor.
"Ow…" cried CH.
Focker laughed loudly and said, "Hahahaha! This is what you s---heads deserve!"
"We're not done… yet…" Mewtwo said, standing back up. "Recover!" Light appeared around Mewtwo and his injuries were healed somewhat. "The damage taken was too much… Even after using Recovery, I still cannot heal half of my condition."
"This will make you feel the f---ing pain!" Focker said. "F---ing Dangerous Slash!" He slashed down his scythe really hard and released a cutting wave.
SLAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!
A good chunk of the building was sliced off and it plummeted to the bottom. "Master Focker… I think this is too much…" Katsura said to him.
"I don't f---ing give a s---!" Focker replied harshly. "I'm so f---ing mad now that I want to f---ing kill them and slice them into f---ing pieces!"
"Your rage will get the best of you!" Mewtwo said. He got his weapon and flew towards Focker and they both clashed blades together.
"You cannot f----ing defeat me!"
As the two pushed against each other, Pit shot a light arrow that struck Focker from behind. "Ya!" He lost his grip on his scythe as the result and Mewtwo knocked it up high into the air and then slashed across his body.
SLASH!
MH flew into the air and caught the scythe by its handle while it was still spinning, and then he brought it down on Focker as fast as he could. "Have a taste of your own medicine!"
Focker looked up but couldn't act in time and…
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!
There was silence for a short while as MH brought the axe down through Shat Focker. Suddenly, Focker's body split in half diagonally. "F--- IT!!!! S------------------------------------------------------------------!!!!!!!!!" he screamed at the top of his voice.
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
The scythe that MH was holding also disappeared as a result of Focker's death. "At last…" he said weakly.
Kochou and Katsura were both very shocked to see what happened. "Master Focker is defeated…?!" Kochou said in unbelief.
"Impossible!" Katsura gasped.
MH and Mewtwo floated down the floor and panted heavily from exhaustion and the wounds they received from the rough battle. "That was a good job, guys…" MH said.
"I'm glad… I helped…" Pit said, and then he collapsed onto his knees.
"The strongest Failure has been defeated…" Mewtwo said. "But no… I can tell that the toughest battle… has yet to come…"
TO BE CONTINUED
As the climax draws near, the merging of Everything and Gamfax draws near completion also. Can Ike defeat Smelton in time and stop such thing from happening?
Next chapter: I Fight For the World! Ike vs. Smelton!
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