Total Drama Island
Season Two
Hello and welcome to the new season of "Total Drama Island". By now you know my name as Chris Mclean, the host of the first TDI season last year. Well you think last season was great wait till you see this one, we got action, drama as the name states of course, and so much more ACTION that we had to call in E.T.U.s here for our interns.
Oh now before we get started here theres this online thing about the Total Drama Island season two being Total Drama Action. This is not true folks, come on it says it right there....Total Drama ACTION, totally different series starring me and the campers.
We actually did that series to be sure we could see if fans really wanted to see more antics before bringing in new people.
The twist for this season though is as follows. The campers coming back that didn't win will come back by choice, the ones who didn't will still play a part of the show with important parts.
Were talking about the challenges and heres where the non returning campers come into play, the ones not coming back will be creating 1 challenge which they will refree for.
So here is the list as follows folks the returning OCs
From the Killer Bass DJ, Duncan, Harold, Geoff ,Bridgette, and Courtney
From the Screaming Gophers Izzy, Cody, Leshawna, Heather,Lindsay, and everyones favorite Owen.
So by now your kinda understanding who will be making these challenges. But wait Chris theres only 12 campers here before us, how are we gonna do this with only 12? Well no dissapointments here viewers cause we did a online search (along with other ways) of finding new campers out there for the show. We won't announce it yet till the campers get here but for now lets get this started right here on TOTAL.....................DRAMA.......................ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Season two!
Right now that the new opening just played pretty awesome shot of moi, also notice the explosions well we had to shoot most of the shots off of the mainland and on Boney Island so sadly viewers because of this we will not be visiting Boney Island in any episodes, nor will anyone else ever again.....ANYWAY, lets get started with the arrival ceremony.
And here comes the first Camper already Lindsay!
Linds:Hey Chris! Wow this place looks really old and decrepit, is this the new set?
Lindsay you do realize this is the camp from the first season right?
Linds:There was a camp?
And thus we already know how things will begin, and here comes our next camper Cody. Sup Cody bro, you got a good stache there my man.
Cody: Sup Chris man? Ever since I left its been A Ladyfest back in my crib.
That a fact man?
CodY:Yeah man! Hey beautiful Whats shaking?
Linds:Is there an earthquake cause Im not feeling any shaking?
And it looks like were off to a good start, ah well here comes a familiar face Harold.
Harold:Sup Chris hey guys!
You look different Harold that a new shirt?
Harold:No its the same old shirt from before, Wow this place looks more broken down than before, awesome.
Linds:Hey do you feel shaking, I think the boards on this thingy are broken.
Harold:You mean the Dock.
Linds: Where?
Harold:Your on it.....
Linds:Im standing on a Duck! Oh no!
Harold/Cody:.................................
And now introducing one of our New campers is Terra, a resident here from a town near Wawanakwa.
Terra:Hello Chris its so glad to meet you in person.
Good to meet you to there Terra
Cody:Local gal, I dig the Native gear you got on, you live close by?
Terra:Yes I live just down the river from my tribes area.
Harold: I think I remember reading about the tribes here, theyre called Wawanos right?
Terra: Wow you really did some studying there kid, yeah we lived off the land for years, growing our own....oh wait hold on I got a call.
Terra pulls out a cellphone, and gets into a big conversation with her girl
Well here comes another surprise its DJ
DJ:Hey everyone! Chris good to see you again man! Everyone come here for a bear hug.
DJ has gotten bigger and Hugs everyone in the group.
Terra Cellphone drops into the water
Terra:NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
DJ: Whoops sorry bout that....
Cody: Don't fear milady Cody has 6 celluars right here!
Cody begins to pull out 80's cell phones....come on all that tech stuff and you think he can really afford 6 cell phones?
And now our next new Camper to Total Drama Island, Sam
Sam steps down from the boat and looks around.
Sam man, not much of a talker, your folks worked with us on Total Drama Action, so live it up man.
Sam shakes his head and walks over to the group.
Linds:Have you seen any ducks that might be shaking?
Sam:.....Sam, you are?
Linds:Im Lindsay, whats your name?
and next up is Izzy!!!!!
Izzy:Hey Chris! Hey guys Im back!!!
Izzy stands by Sam and Lindsay
Linds: So your saying that what Cody meant was a figure of speech?
Sam:.........
Linds:And that the ground isn't shaking nor are there ducks?
Sam:....Yeah lets go with that.
And here comes a Fan Favorite, its Duncan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duncan: Sup
You know that after the stunts you pulled after the show we risked alot to get you back on right?
Duncan:Look man all I want to do is get this through and make up with Courtney, thats all.
DJ: Yo man I heard bout what happened, I believe you man.
Cut away, If you didn't read the news apparently something happened awhile back after TDA, you see Duncan was caught at Courtneys house robbing them blind, though some newspapers declare otherwise saying he was framed or something, just wanted to clear the air there folks.
Anyway heres another regular to the island, Geoff.
Geoff: Good to be back bro! Looks like the place hasn't changed, alright!!!
Geoff steps over to the rest of the group , he high fives Duncan and DJ, then pounds fists with Harold.
And here comes the worst of the worst, the one everyone loves to hate, its Heather!
Heather: Lets get this over with already....being on this Island brings back too many nightmares for me.
Duncan: Bets riding people how long is she gonna stay?
DJ: 1st episode and then gone, 10.
Harold:Week 1....20.
DJ: 1 week? You crazy everyone hates her...
Harold: Yet she always seems to outlast everyone all the time, seriously she be around for awhile like the first time I just know it.
Heather:Stuff it dweebs, unlike you losers I have been working on my skills, you think I was bad then, you'll wish you had Eva here.
Just around the bend , with rules she never ends its Courtney.
Courtney: I want to let you know Chris that I got in touch with my lawyer this time and any funny business with the voting system and I guarantee a lawsuit!
Harold:I said I was sorry and I let you beat me up.
Duncan: Yeah no offense princess but even I laid off the guy more than you do.
Courtney:My lawyer stated I shouldn't talk with you. And since the producers wouldn't allow me to come on the show with a restraining order you lucky Im even responding to you at all.
With the fall of a star comes the rise of another its Tobias.
Toby: Hey Chris, just Toby for short.
As he steps down he trips face first into the dock.
Izzy: Walk it off short stuff.
Toby: Oh man......I think I dislocated my jaw.
Like the girl said walk it off....and here comes the big man himself, OWEN
Owen: Hey everyone! Its so great to be back-
Toby:OOOOOWWWW
Owen stepped on Toby and is crushing his back.
Owen: Whoops sorry man didn't see you there sorry.
Toby: Its okay man I always walk away from stuff like this....
Toby gets up and looks over at the group and gets wide eyed over Lindsay.
Owen: Hey man you coming or what?
Toby: Huh? Oh yeah right.
And right behind him is another new camper to TDI2 is Quint.
Quint: Sup y'all?
DJ: Finally another brother in the game.
Quint: The game? Oh man I lost the game!
Everyone cept Sam, Harold, and Lindsay (Well she really isn't paying attention but still) looks at him strangely.
Sam, Harold, and not Lindsay realize this joke by now....lol internet 4th wall breaking.
Quint makes his way to the back of the group.
Geoff: Whats the 23 on your Basketball jersey stand for?
Quint: Something to do with the number bein bad or somethin....
Welcome back to the Island Bridgette.
Bridge: Good to be back at old Wawanakawa Chris.
Duncan: Well looks like we go most of the Orignal Killer Bass team back.
And here comes a face from the Gophers. Leshawna.
Harolds eyes widen as he runs to Leshawna who does the same.
Leshawna hugs him tight.
Leshawna: Its been a while my white string bean. I missed you.
Harold: (Strained in a Han Soloish fashion) I know.....
Leshawna: I also brought my girl wit me. Come on out Jasmie.
Jasmine: Hey everyone its great to be- whats all this?
This is where your staying.
Jasmine: I thought we was going to that Camp whacamacallit wa?
Leshawna: This is the camp girl.
Cody: Alright Gophers are back in bizness!
Hey now whats with all this team stuff? Seriously new show means new teams guys so hopefully you will end up on the other side of the tracks so to speak. Anyway here comes the new girl , Mina!
Mina: Wow this place is so retro, its like a bad 80's movie.
Linds:So if then wait if there are no ducks then how come I saw a duck back home? Or was that a eagle?
Sam is snoring as he sleeps though from the way his sunglasses are tinted its hard to tell.
Quint is vibing to his MP3, Duncan is sharpening his newly bought knife as Terra looks down at her still wet cellphone, apparently Codys 6 80's phones have useless batterys.
Mina:Man I should have signed up for a another show cause from the way it looks here competition is quite short.
Mina steps into the back with everyone else.
Cody: Hey Quint, what you listening to man.
Quint:Common.....
Cody: How many gigs is that?
Quint: He does very few gigs, he's tryin to tone down his show from what I hear...
Cody: No how many gigs is that MP3?
Quint:Lol whut? MP3's don't do concerts man.
Ethan whats up my man.
Ethan:Not much.
Ethans face was like the new Justin. Everyone was left in awe, well everyone except Sam and Duncan for reasons of their own.
And next up on the New Meat roster is Lucas.
Lucas: Wheres all my party people?!
Geof: AWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOHHHHOOO Yeah!
Quint:Finally someone with spirit.
Harold: Wow thats a really sweet chain you got there.
Lucas: Like my Bling bling, cost me a whole weeks allowon......I mean salary y'all.
Dwight: No one celebrate me being here. I'll just conform in the back here.
Sorry bout that kid, welcome aboard to Dwight.
Duncan: (Whispering) Dude looks like a male form of Gwen.
Dwight:Whatever dude your just troubled cause punk rock sucks.
Duncan:Naw sorry man I listen to Reggae actually. I don't base my stlye off of music preference.
DJ:Yeah man I love Arena Rock but you don't see me in make up and 1 piece swim suits.
Well from the way it seems all of our campers have just arrived we'll give them the tour of the place.
Next Chapter, Teams and Intro to First Challenge
WRITERS NOTE: By now you probably figured out the stereotypes, if not well heres how I see some of them if you will.
Terra:Native Chick
Mina: Cynical Nerd Girl
Jasmine:Leshawnas friend/ The "Suburbed" kid
Dwight:New Heather or Emo Problem starter
Toby: Shy kid
Sam:Quiet Weirdo
Quint:Anonymous
Ethan: The Apollo
Lucas:Frat boy
Good or bad Reviews, really its the interweb and I could care less, those reading and enjoying look forward to more.
Linds:Maybe it was a Crane I saw and not a Eagle.....wait where did everyone go to?
