Hello there its chapter 2 up and running. How do you like the story so far? Well its only going to get worse, live with it!
Naruto no own me by -Sniff- Kyuubi MadnessChapter 2
The Ramen Challenge
Next, Kyuubi found himself tide to a chair in the Hokage's room. It seems the extremely old geezer was the Hokage. And they were talking in whispers to one another, in a dark corner near a huge window.
"Hmph, what the hell are they whispering about over there! I wanna know! I hate having to wait." Kyuubi thought impatiently.
And then it happened all too fast. The next thing the Kyuubi knew was that naruto had actually agreed to it! And that's when he woke up a month later in the brat's house! Jiraiya was there sitting on a chair starring at the floor.
"Wow I didn't expect this to actually happen!" Kyuubi said out loud.
"Just be happy it did Kyuubi!" Jiraiya snapped and looked up.
"Hey, cool it, lets not get off on a bad start shall we." Kyuubi said coolly with a wide grin.
"All right just dong get smart with me." Jiraiya replied.
"Yeah, yeah…. I'm hungry, were do you eat…what…do you eat?" Kyuubi asked dreading the answer.
"VEGIIIIIS! All ninjas need strength so we eat vegetables!" Jiraiya said excitedly.
"NOOOOOOoooooo! Kyuubi cried. WHY IS LIFE SO CRUEL TO ME?"
"Aw come on, I'm sure you'll like it. Its better then human flesh that is."
"No way! Your so wrong!" Kyuubi said sadly and dropped his head.
Jiraiya pulled out a green pepper out from one of the cupboards in the kitchen. "Here you go." And went to hand it to the Kyuubi.
"NO! keep that thing away from me!" Kyuubi screamed and jumped behind the table and hid behind a chair.
"Fine then." Jiraiya said and took a bite out of it. "How about a carrot?" And pulled out a carrot from the cupboard.
"Carrots kill…." Kyuubi said quietly, holding on to the back of the chair.
"Ookk. Want some fruit?"
"Don't humans eat meat?" He asked hopefully.
"Well, yeah but veggies are better!" Jiraiya said with a smile.
"Whatever kind of meat it is I'll take it! Just no vegetables!" Kyuubi whined. "They sicken me."
"Hmm. Do you like Ramen?" Jiraiya asked
"Do I like what?" Kyuubi asked with a snap. It was probably some sort of veggie again. Jiraiya looked at him in disbelief.
"Ok fallow me." And he walked out the door.
Jiraiya took the fox to a store were two people wearing chef's clothing were cooking something hot.
"So what the hell is this Ramen thing?" Kyuubi asked again.
"One with chicken and another with vegetables please." Jiraiya said to a woman behind the counter. She smiled sweetly and handed Kyuubi and Jiraiya two hot bowls.
Kyuubi sniffed it curiously. "It SMELLS funny." He announced.
"Pipe up and eat it!" Jiraiya said with a mouth full of veggie Ramen. "Its naruto's favorite."
"Oh goodie, then I'm sure I'll like it." Kyuubi said sarcastically and took a small nibble of some of the noodles and chicken.
"Wellll?" Jiraiya asked after watching him eat it and waited for an answer.
"….."
"do you like it?"
"……"
"…um are you ok?"
"MORE!" Kyuubi screamed jumping on to his chair and holding out his bowl, which was already, empty.
"See, I told you you'd like it." Jiraiya said happily and smiled. He could get used to this part of Kyuubi.
"Hehe, I could eat this all day!" Kyuubi announced with a very wide grin.
"No you couldn't." A voice behind him said . "I could though."
Kyuubi turned around to see whom this bastard was and found himself facing an extremely fat boy with brown hair and swirls on his cheeks. "Oh yeah?" Kyuubi egged.
"Yeah I can." Fat monster retorted.
"You should just agree with him you know." Said a really blond and skinny girl. She wore her hair in a ponytail and for some reason Kyuubi had the urge to call her a pig.
"Man, what are you two doing?" Said another boy, who wore his hair in a ponytail to but it stuck all the way up. "Why do I hang out with you guys? What a drag."
"Shut it Shikamaru!" The skinny shouted. "I'm just telling naruto he cant win in a food contest against Choji."
"Ino, you make life so troublesome." Shikamaru said tiredly. And put his hands behind his head.
"KEEP QUIET BRATS!" Kyuubi yelled angry that they were excluding him from the conversation. "I can eat more than fatty any day!"
Choji looked at him evilly. "Oh really?"
"Yeah!"
"Fine then, its decided. Here and now, food battle, you and me!"
Jiraiya looked at them and put his hand on his face. "First day out and he's already got to start a fight." And he let out a sigh.
"How troublesome, you two can bloat yourselves for all I care, but I'm going to sit and watch the clouds so don't bother me." Shikamaru said lazily and sat on the dirty ground, looked up, and started watching the clouds.
"Ok then!" Ino said putting her hands together and smiled a evil smile. "Here's how the contest goes!"
Chapter endYeah I know it was I bit short, but hey, look at my other fanfics, this is fifty pages long compared to them! Any way please leave a comment and tell me what you think. I LIKE REVIEWS!
Till Next Time…Ps: What happens next? Who will win, when it comes to food? Choji and Kyuubi, all out war.
