Ok here's the third chapter, please review and tell me what you think…just not in a nasty way.
OMG! I just talked to naruto…. and he said I didn't own him, I was so sad.
Kyuubi Madness
Chapter 3
The Obvious Winner
"The contest is simple." Ino said. "Eat until the other….or you drops sick." She looked at Kyuubi with an evil smirk on her skinny bony face. "There will be three categories/stages of Ramen you will have to go through."
"Uh oh." Kyuubi thought and gulped.
"Number one." Ino went on. "Meats, number two, unknown, it will be a surprise, and number three, veggies!"
"HEY! I thought you said the contest was simple?" Kyuubi whined, and gave a pout. "Veggies are just NOT my thing." He mumbled.
"You can always give up." Ino said cruelly.
"Humph. In your dreams." He said and sat down.
Choji picked up his chopsticks and tore them apart. "Let's get this over with." He said hungrily licking his lips.
"Ok Choji, KICK HIS SORRY ASS!" Ino roared and put her fist high in the air to cheer him on. "On my mark, ready, set, GO!"
The race was on, they first had to eat beef and chicken Ramen, that the two people behind the counter were working a sweat to make.
"Ok! In the lead, Choji! Who's eaten ten bowls already!" Ino said proudly.
"No actually." Jiraiya said lazily and pointed to Kyuubi. "You have to watch both of them if you want to commentary this contest. "narutos" already on the second round." Ino took her gaze off of Choji and true enough he was eating the surprise section and wincing every time he ate a vegetable.
"WHAT THE HELL? EAT FASTER CHOJI!" Ino screamed and slapped him on the back making him choke on his chopsticks.
"Heh, no mach for my stomach." Kyuubi thought happily. "Ew I think I just swallowed a tomato."
"Ok." Ino said anxiously. "Chojis eaten 15 bowls so far…and is on his second round. And, naruto, well, he's on the last bowl of the fifth time over! HOW DOES HE DO THAT?" Ino exclaimed as Kyuubi was shoveling four bowls of Ramen in at once. Jiraiya yawned and started counting all the pretty girls he saw pass by and noticed kakashi walking with his head in a book, which Jiraiya had in fact written.
"Hey Kakashi." He called while waving for him to come over. Kakashi noticed Choji and "naruto" eating so fast you couldn't see there mouths move.
"Err…how are things?" He asked with a "what the heck" look on his not so visible face.
"Food fight." Jiraiya said. "And not the way you might think."
"Interesting." He said slowly, while watching empty bowls pile up before his eye ever few seconds.
"YEAH! Wait, NO! YES! NO! YEAH, NO, YEAH! Actually NO!" Ino was screaming trying to decide who was in the lead now. "SHIKAMARU ALITTLE HELP?"
"Aww. Can't I just watch the clouds." He snapped out of his daze and looked at her like she was telling him to change fifty dirty baby diapers.
"Who do you think is going to win Shikamaru?" She yelled, trying to be heard over all the munching and covering her head every once in a while because of spraying noodles, until there was a huge bang behind her and when she turned around to look she saw Choji collapse on the ground looking very green in the face.
"I think, naruto." Shikamaru said lazily and went back to sitting on the ground and watching the clouds.
"Hehe, I won." Kyuubi said rubbing it in, and took a piece of beef from his Ramen and waved it in choji's face. One look at it, and Choji got up and started running as fast as his fat legs could carry him to the nearest bathroom. While a giggling "naruto" watch from behind her, Ino stood there dumb struck and saw Choji, not so make it to his destination.
Chapter EndHehe I loved the ending didn't you ? Do you think I'm any good at this? To be honest, I'm really embarrass about showing anyone this. So please give me reviews and tell me what I should do now.
Till Next Time..
Ps: What happens next, Kyuubi and Jiraiya go to a festival were they meet a certain sound ninja, lets just say its love at first sight, one way only….
